Like grabbing the Christmas 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 (like I did on Monday: disappointing!),
the first sighting of the Brighton Santa bus means yuletide's 
definitely on its way! 🎅🏼 🚌

Rude: pot kettle black!
Anyway, 𝘎𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴 is the title for my forthcoming autobiography.
It's on the blu-ray, and always thought that cap and cardie-wearing chap,
pretending to dog-walk on the heath, definitely looks on the prowl! 😄