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𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵  🏊🏻‍♂️ 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵  🏊🏻‍♂️ 𝘰𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵
• ɴꜱꜰᴡ ᴀᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ, ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʟᴀʙᴇʟʟᴇᴅ •
Happy birthday.
Blow out the candle &
make a wish 🕯 🎂
December 15, 2025 at 9:04 AM
𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘮𝘪𝘥-𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳
𝘍𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘢𝘯;
𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘳𝘰𝘯,
𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦;
𝘚𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯, 𝘴𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘯𝘰𝘸,
𝘚𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘯𝘰𝘸,
𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘮𝘪𝘥-𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳
𝘓𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘨𝘰.

#MCM
December 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Quote with a shower pic 🚿 🧼

𝘛𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬:
𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳𝘴

Off for a Sunday night soak now instead
December 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"𝘔𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘓𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘴,"

Please wait, caller, the priest may be a while with my pardoning!
Happy Sunday 🙏
December 14, 2025 at 8:33 AM
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖘𝖙: 

14) 80s Christmas scrapbooking*

* Shut up, I was a rural teen, and needed something to do,
other than walk the hills, or wank!
December 14, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Flashback 15 years to the Christmas, the LGBTQ art group was
tasked with making individual self-portraitnude cards.

This was my effort...
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Christmas #donaldducking shot from 2023
for you this #softiesaturday as I've hangover horn
this morning!!
December 13, 2025 at 9:14 AM
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖘𝖙: 

13) Agatha Christie at Christmas

Be it books, buttocks or another Miss Marple or Poirot re-watch, Christie has, and always will be, factored in somewhere during the festive season!
December 13, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Morning. Survived the works Christmas 'do'
though, tbh, I just attended the pre-'do' house party with
a select few, & was happy to be the token male!
Here's a couple of blurred shots from last night!

Happy Saturday, all x
December 13, 2025 at 8:41 AM
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖘𝖙:

12) More beloved toys, games, annuals, vinyl & calendars from childhood*
How many of these, did you have?

(*Continued from day 5!)
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If ya sexy and you know it, quote this with proof 😉

Well, it is #FCF

#thong
December 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Have a variant on my unexpurgated
pinned profile pic,
this festive #FCF 🎅🏼 🍆
December 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
𝕀𝕥'𝕤 𝔽𝕣𝕚-𝕐𝔸𝕐!

Morning, TFIF.
6 working days to get through, and tonight's 
work Christmas party, of course.

Have a good one: the weekend's loading!
December 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
𝘏𝘢𝘭𝘧𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘴
𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘳
𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘴𝘪𝘵.
𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺
𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘳
𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵

#TBT Last Christmas
#donaldducking
December 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖘𝖙:

11) Christmas isn't Christmas without...
Bond, James Bond. Take your pick!
December 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
𝓟𝓲𝓮𝓻-𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽

Moody, atmospheric light, check ✔️
Another dry day here today...about time!
December 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Morning. Getting happier as the weekend
slowly comes in to view.

Happy Thursday, y'all x
December 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Agreed. Thoroughly enjoyable, Paul
4th year's viewing imminent!
December 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Like grabbing the Christmas 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 (like I did on Monday: disappointing!),
the first sighting of the Brighton Santa bus means yuletide's 
definitely on its way! 🎅🏼 🚌
December 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖘𝖙: 

10) 𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙚

Despite not watching 𝘊𝘰𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘵 religiously any more,,
nor since the mid-90s, I occasionally dip in.
Christmas on the Street reminds me of my formative years, and
relatives long-departed.
Two of my favourite classic Corrie images...
December 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Welcome to Wednesday.

Happy #humpday
December 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Very late to the post-apocalypse,but just finished
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘜𝘴' 1st season
LOVED it
Gonna hang fire on the 2nd,
but the dynamic between eye candy Pascal & the
acts-her-socks-off-many-of-her-older-peers,Ramsey is captivating.
The Offerman-Bartlett story,touching.
Zombie fatigue?Obviously not!
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖘𝖙: 

9) 𝐻𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 '𝑎𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑠? 𝑂𝑜ℎ, 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 '𝑎𝑣𝑒?

I miss Caroline Aherne's genius, & despite becoming
a bit slapstick on its last couple of outings,
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙮𝙡𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮 is essential Christmas comfort viewing.
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘣𝘢's a masterclass of northern nuances

❤️📺
December 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
As it happened, Monday wasn't too grey, nor bad.
Have the colour version to celebrate my a̶ ̶p̶e̶n̶i̶s̶
happiness
December 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖘𝖙: 

8) 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 Christmas special, 1977

Christmas isn't Christmas without...
Penelope Keith's 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕘𝕠 𝕃𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣, 𝕚𝕔𝕠𝕟
December 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM