Sussex Swimmer
@sussexswimmer.bsky.social
𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵 🏊🏻♂️ 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 🏊🏻♂️ 𝘰𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵
• ɴꜱꜰᴡ ᴀᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ, ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʟᴀʙᴇʟʟᴇᴅ •
• ɴꜱꜰᴡ ᴀᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ, ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʟᴀʙᴇʟʟᴇᴅ •
Pinned
As it happened, Monday wasn't too grey, nor bad.
Have the colour version to celebrate my a̶ ̶p̶e̶n̶i̶s̶
happiness
Have the colour version to celebrate my a̶ ̶p̶e̶n̶i̶s̶
happiness
December 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
As it happened, Monday wasn't too grey, nor bad.
Have the colour version to celebrate my a̶ ̶p̶e̶n̶i̶s̶
happiness
Have the colour version to celebrate my a̶ ̶p̶e̶n̶i̶s̶
happiness
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖘𝖙:
8) 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 Christmas special, 1977
Christmas isn't Christmas without...
Penelope Keith's 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕘𝕠 𝕃𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣, 𝕚𝕔𝕠𝕟
8) 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 Christmas special, 1977
Christmas isn't Christmas without...
Penelope Keith's 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕘𝕠 𝕃𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣, 𝕚𝕔𝕠𝕟
December 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖘𝖙:
8) 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 Christmas special, 1977
Christmas isn't Christmas without...
Penelope Keith's 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕘𝕠 𝕃𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣, 𝕚𝕔𝕠𝕟
8) 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 Christmas special, 1977
Christmas isn't Christmas without...
Penelope Keith's 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕘𝕠 𝕃𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣, 𝕚𝕔𝕠𝕟
December 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
December 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖘𝖙:
7) Remembering the comedians that made my grandparents laugh,
and continue to make me laugh: it's an art form, and these folk were
so adept at it.
Immortalised on our TVs each holiday season.
Gone but not forgotten
7) Remembering the comedians that made my grandparents laugh,
and continue to make me laugh: it's an art form, and these folk were
so adept at it.
Immortalised on our TVs each holiday season.
Gone but not forgotten
December 7, 2025 at 7:11 AM
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖘𝖙:
7) Remembering the comedians that made my grandparents laugh,
and continue to make me laugh: it's an art form, and these folk were
so adept at it.
Immortalised on our TVs each holiday season.
Gone but not forgotten
7) Remembering the comedians that made my grandparents laugh,
and continue to make me laugh: it's an art form, and these folk were
so adept at it.
Immortalised on our TVs each holiday season.
Gone but not forgotten
Morning. More rain again here again right now, urgh,
and it's cold and dark, urgh.
Still, just a fortnight 'til the shortest day.
Bring it on! Happy Sunday
and it's cold and dark, urgh.
Still, just a fortnight 'til the shortest day.
Bring it on! Happy Sunday
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Morning. More rain again here again right now, urgh,
and it's cold and dark, urgh.
Still, just a fortnight 'til the shortest day.
Bring it on! Happy Sunday
and it's cold and dark, urgh.
Still, just a fortnight 'til the shortest day.
Bring it on! Happy Sunday
Heavy dick + balls thread:
(quote with your package)
[pass it along]
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯...........𝘢𝘯𝘥...........𝘯𝘰𝘸
(quote with your package)
[pass it along]
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯...........𝘢𝘯𝘥...........𝘯𝘰𝘸
December 7, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Heavy dick + balls thread:
(quote with your package)
[pass it along]
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯...........𝘢𝘯𝘥...........𝘯𝘰𝘸
(quote with your package)
[pass it along]
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯...........𝘢𝘯𝘥...........𝘯𝘰𝘸
Have an angelic Saturday evening.
Goodnight
ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ᴘɪᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴋᴀʀꜱɢåʀᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴅᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴀɢᴀᴢɪɴᴇ ᴀ/ ᴡ 2025 ❤️
Goodnight
ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ᴘɪᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴋᴀʀꜱɢåʀᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴅᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴀɢᴀᴢɪɴᴇ ᴀ/ ᴡ 2025 ❤️
December 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Have an angelic Saturday evening.
Goodnight
ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ᴘɪᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴋᴀʀꜱɢåʀᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴅᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴀɢᴀᴢɪɴᴇ ᴀ/ ᴡ 2025 ❤️
Goodnight
ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ᴘɪᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴋᴀʀꜱɢåʀᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴅᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴀɢᴀᴢɪɴᴇ ᴀ/ ᴡ 2025 ❤️
December 6, 2025 at 9:02 AM
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖘𝖙:
6) Bygone scentst: some have made it with me to the present,
others, definitely haven't!
6) Bygone scentst: some have made it with me to the present,
others, definitely haven't!
December 6, 2025 at 8:29 AM
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖘𝖙:
6) Bygone scentst: some have made it with me to the present,
others, definitely haven't!
6) Bygone scentst: some have made it with me to the present,
others, definitely haven't!
Morning. Happy Saturday.
Wrapping initiated! 🎁
Wrapping initiated! 🎁
December 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Morning. Happy Saturday.
Wrapping initiated! 🎁
Wrapping initiated! 🎁
Jajamän, Skarsgård! 🔥
ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏ: ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ᴘɪᴇʀꜱᴏɴ, ᴅᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴀɢᴀᴢɪɴᴇ, ᴀ/ᴡ 2025.
ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏ: ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ᴘɪᴇʀꜱᴏɴ, ᴅᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴀɢᴀᴢɪɴᴇ, ᴀ/ᴡ 2025.
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Jajamän, Skarsgård! 🔥
ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏ: ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ᴘɪᴇʀꜱᴏɴ, ᴅᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴀɢᴀᴢɪɴᴇ, ᴀ/ᴡ 2025.
ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏ: ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ᴘɪᴇʀꜱᴏɴ, ᴅᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴀɢᴀᴢɪɴᴇ, ᴀ/ᴡ 2025.
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖘𝖙:
5) Childhood toys.
Had hours and hours of fun with these bits of metal, plastic, rubber, paper and vinyl as a kid.
My memorable faves...
5) Childhood toys.
Had hours and hours of fun with these bits of metal, plastic, rubber, paper and vinyl as a kid.
My memorable faves...
December 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖘𝖙:
5) Childhood toys.
Had hours and hours of fun with these bits of metal, plastic, rubber, paper and vinyl as a kid.
My memorable faves...
5) Childhood toys.
Had hours and hours of fun with these bits of metal, plastic, rubber, paper and vinyl as a kid.
My memorable faves...
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖘𝖙:
4) Yesteryear selection boxes and stockings.
Selection boxes with games on the back & long-gone
Cabanas,Treets &Texans inside
Stockings with thick white mesh & staples, that I cut my fingers on
more than one to 🐷 out on the goodies inside.
Sick before daybreak!
4) Yesteryear selection boxes and stockings.
Selection boxes with games on the back & long-gone
Cabanas,Treets &Texans inside
Stockings with thick white mesh & staples, that I cut my fingers on
more than one to 🐷 out on the goodies inside.
Sick before daybreak!
December 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖘𝖙:
4) Yesteryear selection boxes and stockings.
Selection boxes with games on the back & long-gone
Cabanas,Treets &Texans inside
Stockings with thick white mesh & staples, that I cut my fingers on
more than one to 🐷 out on the goodies inside.
Sick before daybreak!
4) Yesteryear selection boxes and stockings.
Selection boxes with games on the back & long-gone
Cabanas,Treets &Texans inside
Stockings with thick white mesh & staples, that I cut my fingers on
more than one to 🐷 out on the goodies inside.
Sick before daybreak!
Scuttling and S-T-R-E-T-C-H-ing slowly towards the weekend.
[I'll take one in every colour, please, size L!]
#ThrowbackThursday in brief(s)
Have a good one! #TBT
[I'll take one in every colour, please, size L!]
#ThrowbackThursday in brief(s)
Have a good one! #TBT
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Scuttling and S-T-R-E-T-C-H-ing slowly towards the weekend.
[I'll take one in every colour, please, size L!]
#ThrowbackThursday in brief(s)
Have a good one! #TBT
[I'll take one in every colour, please, size L!]
#ThrowbackThursday in brief(s)
Have a good one! #TBT
𝗠𝗶𝗱𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸 𝗠𝗲
No selfie-control. Still rocking the grey sweats into December,
and have remained warm & dry...
so far today!
No selfie-control. Still rocking the grey sweats into December,
and have remained warm & dry...
so far today!
December 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
𝗠𝗶𝗱𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸 𝗠𝗲
No selfie-control. Still rocking the grey sweats into December,
and have remained warm & dry...
so far today!
No selfie-control. Still rocking the grey sweats into December,
and have remained warm & dry...
so far today!
Good morning. Wednesday's humps beckon.
May it not rain for the 2nd consecutive day!
Have a good one! x
May it not rain for the 2nd consecutive day!
Have a good one! x
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Good morning. Wednesday's humps beckon.
May it not rain for the 2nd consecutive day!
Have a good one! x
May it not rain for the 2nd consecutive day!
Have a good one! x
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖘𝖙:
3) Vintage 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 covers
Once upon a TV listings magazine,creative cover artistry
used to abound. My fave 2nd left,swiftly followed by the galleon.
These days, they're mostly generic CAD copouts.
That said, this year's is out on the 9th: highlighter pens ready!
3) Vintage 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 covers
Once upon a TV listings magazine,creative cover artistry
used to abound. My fave 2nd left,swiftly followed by the galleon.
These days, they're mostly generic CAD copouts.
That said, this year's is out on the 9th: highlighter pens ready!
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 AM
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖘𝖙:
3) Vintage 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 covers
Once upon a TV listings magazine,creative cover artistry
used to abound. My fave 2nd left,swiftly followed by the galleon.
These days, they're mostly generic CAD copouts.
That said, this year's is out on the 9th: highlighter pens ready!
3) Vintage 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 covers
Once upon a TV listings magazine,creative cover artistry
used to abound. My fave 2nd left,swiftly followed by the galleon.
These days, they're mostly generic CAD copouts.
That said, this year's is out on the 9th: highlighter pens ready!
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Updating ye olde battered read & re-read Penguin 80s copy of
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘮𝘦𝘴,by adding the Barnes & Noble leather-bound hardback to my Christmas list!
Incidentally, the model on the chunky paperback was definitely early bizarre fantasy material!
#booksky 📚🎻🔎
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘮𝘦𝘴,by adding the Barnes & Noble leather-bound hardback to my Christmas list!
Incidentally, the model on the chunky paperback was definitely early bizarre fantasy material!
#booksky 📚🎻🔎
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Updating ye olde battered read & re-read Penguin 80s copy of
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘮𝘦𝘴,by adding the Barnes & Noble leather-bound hardback to my Christmas list!
Incidentally, the model on the chunky paperback was definitely early bizarre fantasy material!
#booksky 📚🎻🔎
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘮𝘦𝘴,by adding the Barnes & Noble leather-bound hardback to my Christmas list!
Incidentally, the model on the chunky paperback was definitely early bizarre fantasy material!
#booksky 📚🎻🔎
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party:
December 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party:
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖘𝖙:
2) The proper-sized Quality Street tin
inc.old-school cellophane & foil wrappers, & the coffee crème.
Once empty, decorations' storage, sewing kit, or cake tin.
Also miss the Regency-style 'Miss Sweetly & Major Quality'
Alas, today's shallow tub just isn't the same
2) The proper-sized Quality Street tin
inc.old-school cellophane & foil wrappers, & the coffee crème.
Once empty, decorations' storage, sewing kit, or cake tin.
Also miss the Regency-style 'Miss Sweetly & Major Quality'
Alas, today's shallow tub just isn't the same
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖘𝖙:
2) The proper-sized Quality Street tin
inc.old-school cellophane & foil wrappers, & the coffee crème.
Once empty, decorations' storage, sewing kit, or cake tin.
Also miss the Regency-style 'Miss Sweetly & Major Quality'
Alas, today's shallow tub just isn't the same
2) The proper-sized Quality Street tin
inc.old-school cellophane & foil wrappers, & the coffee crème.
Once empty, decorations' storage, sewing kit, or cake tin.
Also miss the Regency-style 'Miss Sweetly & Major Quality'
Alas, today's shallow tub just isn't the same
Halleloo. The pre-Christmas fog has finally been lifted!
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Halleloo. The pre-Christmas fog has finally been lifted!
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖘𝖙:
1) The Woolies Christmas carrier*
[*Andron for Men,blank videotapes, Pifco fairy lights,
Woolies Christmas Catalogue, the latest vinyl
& a ton of pic'n'mix, not pictured]
1) The Woolies Christmas carrier*
[*Andron for Men,blank videotapes, Pifco fairy lights,
Woolies Christmas Catalogue, the latest vinyl
& a ton of pic'n'mix, not pictured]
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖘𝖙:
1) The Woolies Christmas carrier*
[*Andron for Men,blank videotapes, Pifco fairy lights,
Woolies Christmas Catalogue, the latest vinyl
& a ton of pic'n'mix, not pictured]
1) The Woolies Christmas carrier*
[*Andron for Men,blank videotapes, Pifco fairy lights,
Woolies Christmas Catalogue, the latest vinyl
& a ton of pic'n'mix, not pictured]