The Dangler || Yaoi Surgeon General
@suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social
jo || any pronouns fine 🏳️🌈 || 30 || i’m a writer ༗.̫̮ ༗✧
i talk about my ocs sometimes and also just say shit sometimes (mostly the latter)
✨🫵AI shills are blocked on sight. not sorry. stay away from me lmfao🫵✨
i talk about my ocs sometimes and also just say shit sometimes (mostly the latter)
✨🫵AI shills are blocked on sight. not sorry. stay away from me lmfao🫵✨
Pinned
admittedly my standards for m ilfs are like. if she doesnt have gray hair it doesn't even count. does her forehead wrinkle? does her crows feet? does she have laugh lines? i personally can't watch the golden girls without geting so wound up i might pass out so like my standards are not the norm i th
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サンタさん来ないかなぁ？がんぼるぞい。
translation:
I wonder if Santa will come?
translation:
I wonder if Santa will come?
December 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
サンタさん来ないかなぁ？がんぼるぞい。
translation:
I wonder if Santa will come?
translation:
I wonder if Santa will come?
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Pigeons will do this little head wiggle when they are particularly cozy
December 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Pigeons will do this little head wiggle when they are particularly cozy
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I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions
December 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions
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Also, congratulations everyone who made something this year. A comic, a song, a film, a novel, a painting, a poem, a short story, a sculpture, crochet, embroidery, whatever it is. In this era of slop and theft, if you *make* something you are a shining jewel and I am so grateful for you.
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Also, congratulations everyone who made something this year. A comic, a song, a film, a novel, a painting, a poem, a short story, a sculpture, crochet, embroidery, whatever it is. In this era of slop and theft, if you *make* something you are a shining jewel and I am so grateful for you.
thinking back on 2025 it really was The Year Of Teeth for me (finally taking care of my fuckign wisdoms and cavities) and i sure wish i could've enjoyed it more *looks to the burning democracy happening in real time outside my window*
my physical discomfort levels have gone way down at least 👍
my physical discomfort levels have gone way down at least 👍
December 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
thinking back on 2025 it really was The Year Of Teeth for me (finally taking care of my fuckign wisdoms and cavities) and i sure wish i could've enjoyed it more *looks to the burning democracy happening in real time outside my window*
my physical discomfort levels have gone way down at least 👍
my physical discomfort levels have gone way down at least 👍
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does anyone know how you’d spell this
December 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
does anyone know how you’d spell this
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かわいいボルゾイ。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
Cute Borzoi.
translation:
Cute Borzoi.
December 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
かわいいボルゾイ。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
Cute Borzoi.
translation:
Cute Borzoi.
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New Superhero Team I Invented (1/4)
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
New Superhero Team I Invented (1/4)
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New Superhero Team I Invented (2/4)
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
New Superhero Team I Invented (2/4)
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New Superhero Team I Invented (3/4)
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
New Superhero Team I Invented (3/4)
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New Superhero Team I Invented (4/4)
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
New Superhero Team I Invented (4/4)
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coming up with another monster oc so she can be like tangentially involved w/ milan (while also having her own shit going on of course) and the names i've wittled down to are like . old german and germanic just bc nothing else felt right
but also so i can write the scene where i point it out
but also so i can write the scene where i point it out
December 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
coming up with another monster oc so she can be like tangentially involved w/ milan (while also having her own shit going on of course) and the names i've wittled down to are like . old german and germanic just bc nothing else felt right
but also so i can write the scene where i point it out
but also so i can write the scene where i point it out
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remember that time ryu got slimed by arnold the pig
December 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
remember that time ryu got slimed by arnold the pig
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dude living in this country right now is a fucking nightmare
December 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
dude living in this country right now is a fucking nightmare
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Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score
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Sniff sniff sniff…
December 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Sniff sniff sniff…
my brain: hey remember all the mean shit you did in your teens and early twenties
me:
me:
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
my brain: hey remember all the mean shit you did in your teens and early twenties
me:
me: