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Damn, cereal used to get you fucked up
January 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Mom charged with terrorism for saying "Delay, deny depose" to health insurance company after being denied a claim:
Mom Charged With Terrorism for Health Insurance "Threat"
How the FBI is protecting the insurance industry
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 13, 2024 at 11:45 PM
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For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"
December 13, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Catching Interstella 5555 in theaters by the whims of fate. Super grateful because this shits gonna slap.🤖👽

But also this Volvo commercial about venting the anxiety of fatherhood to your mother is NOT getting me in a very harder, better, faster, stronger, kinda vibe. 🙃
December 13, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.
December 11, 2024 at 9:53 PM
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May 28, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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No beta we die like our democracy
December 10, 2024 at 8:04 AM
Let's hope our government issued Health Worms protect against legionnaires lmao
December 10, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 5:55 PM
I never expected to have live performed AMVs be a thing, yet here we are. #avatarinconcert
December 8, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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Of all the founding fathers, Ben Franklin would immediately get this entire scenario
December 6, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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A Christmas Carol
December 6, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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i think the romance genre needs to come to terms with the fact that a lot of authors hate men, and it's apparent by how they treat the men in their books.

these men are often underwritten, with nothing to offer to the story but being a plot device to solve the heroine's problem, or they're...
December 5, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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lofi beats to ignore the slow motion apocalypse to
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 PM
"Deny" "Defend" "Depose" this man is Robespierre posting IRL.
December 5, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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The Body Language of Ants
December 3, 2024 at 9:57 PM
As someone who never really "got" Twitter, but is currently developing a noticable bluesky habit, I just want to say I'm sorry.

If this is really what it was like in the beginning I can see how people stayed for so long.
December 4, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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I can’t do this anymore man, whatever this is, I don’t want any part of this, I can’t, the world we live in is sick and I want to part of it anymore
December 4, 2024 at 6:51 AM
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I'm feeling very vulnerable if any amorphous gestating goth goo girls want to take advantage of me
December 3, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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i think its absurd to watch all of The Sopranos without mixing in some episodes of Friends along the way. but enjoy your echo chamber
December 1, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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"A wave is a wave, but at the same time it is water. The wave does not have to die in order to become water; it is already water" -Thich Nhat Hanh

You are already your best self in this present moment.

#buddhism #thichnhathanh #interbeing #middleway #mindfulness #meditation #bestself #sober
December 1, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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welcome new users. a post on bluesky is called a Tweet. when you repost the Tweet to your own feed that's called a retweet
October 17, 2024 at 1:22 AM