its.all.in.your.head
@supratentorial.bsky.social
Practitioner of applied science. Nursing Professor. D20 roller. Bootyshaker. Hater of the BMI. Opinionated cynic. Cheerful nihilist. Stealth Bi🏳️🌈 Cat lady.
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At least Dallas’ strip malls have zoning, so they’re marginally classier than Houston
We have to have our megachurches and strip clubs at least be separated by nail and tanning salons, y’all. Otherwise it’s just tacky.
We have to have our megachurches and strip clubs at least be separated by nail and tanning salons, y’all. Otherwise it’s just tacky.
December 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
At least Dallas’ strip malls have zoning, so they’re marginally classier than Houston
We have to have our megachurches and strip clubs at least be separated by nail and tanning salons, y’all. Otherwise it’s just tacky.
We have to have our megachurches and strip clubs at least be separated by nail and tanning salons, y’all. Otherwise it’s just tacky.
This is Austin erasure. It’s the damn UT theme song (👏👏👏👏) and we all know football lore is the Lord’s gospel truth in Texas.
I mean, if it’s not Austin, I’d accept San Antonio as a
second choice. Never Dallas or Houston though.
I mean, if it’s not Austin, I’d accept San Antonio as a
second choice. Never Dallas or Houston though.
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This is Austin erasure. It’s the damn UT theme song (👏👏👏👏) and we all know football lore is the Lord’s gospel truth in Texas.
I mean, if it’s not Austin, I’d accept San Antonio as a
second choice. Never Dallas or Houston though.
I mean, if it’s not Austin, I’d accept San Antonio as a
second choice. Never Dallas or Houston though.
Cmon, let’s be creative. Surely we can come up with a crazy district that stretches from east PDX on out to Burns or Baker City.
December 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Cmon, let’s be creative. Surely we can come up with a crazy district that stretches from east PDX on out to Burns or Baker City.
I’m a nurse with a psychology degree and that was also my thought on her too.
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I’m a nurse with a psychology degree and that was also my thought on her too.
I had no idea about that part, but now I’m even more enraged!
a woman in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flames
Alt: Madeline Kahn in the movie Clue: pic shows a woman in a black dress. Caption of her dialogue: it - it - the f - it - flam - flames. Flames on the side of my face…
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December 5, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I had no idea about that part, but now I’m even more enraged!
Not to mention the “author” here was a 15 year old when that was all going on, and iirc she was more focused on being jailbait around then anyway.
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Not to mention the “author” here was a 15 year old when that was all going on, and iirc she was more focused on being jailbait around then anyway.
A friend of mine back in Austin made some of these same bumper stickers back in the late 90s/2000 era. Kinda wish I still had one.
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
A friend of mine back in Austin made some of these same bumper stickers back in the late 90s/2000 era. Kinda wish I still had one.
I always appreciate how your hatred of GWB and all his related asshole minions is so reliably consistent. It kinda warms my own bitter heart to know that I’m not the only one who can’t forget all the fuckery of that era…
a cartoon of grinch says i like your style on a blue background .
Alt: a cartoon of the Grinch doing his slowly unfurling evil smirky smile that is also captioned “i like your style” on a blue background
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December 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I always appreciate how your hatred of GWB and all his related asshole minions is so reliably consistent. It kinda warms my own bitter heart to know that I’m not the only one who can’t forget all the fuckery of that era…
Disability is a pretty broad class. Maybe my ADHD requires somebody to help keep me on task so I don’t forget to wipe or wash my hands - who can say? 😘
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Disability is a pretty broad class. Maybe my ADHD requires somebody to help keep me on task so I don’t forget to wipe or wash my hands - who can say? 😘
I’m proud to stand up and be the disabled person that any trans person is “assisting” at any given time. Seems like the least I could do when self-appointed genitalia police come in intending to cause a ruckus.
December 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I’m proud to stand up and be the disabled person that any trans person is “assisting” at any given time. Seems like the least I could do when self-appointed genitalia police come in intending to cause a ruckus.
My partner loves it on eggs too
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
My partner loves it on eggs too
@catvalente.bsky.social thanks for boosting the signal on this! 🤞🤞🤞someone can help this good dog out!
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
@catvalente.bsky.social thanks for boosting the signal on this! 🤞🤞🤞someone can help this good dog out!
The tale of the #puppyexpress concludes even better than I could ever have hoped.
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The Glorious Conclusion of the Wild Ride of the Puppy Express
Note: We will return to politics and business as usual tomorrow.
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November 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I am so flabbergasted & tearful & grateful & JUST REALLY EMOTIONAL over everything that’s happened around this so-special pup since this saga started on…good god, how was it only Wednesday morning?
That it has meant as much to so many of you fills me up to the brim.
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That it has meant as much to so many of you fills me up to the brim.
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November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Kinda similar situation to a recent pet adoption by @catvalente.bsky.social
She had internet magic materialize to get the dog to her across the country! Maybe it could happen again?!?
She had internet magic materialize to get the dog to her across the country! Maybe it could happen again?!?
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Kinda similar situation to a recent pet adoption by @catvalente.bsky.social
She had internet magic materialize to get the dog to her across the country! Maybe it could happen again?!?
She had internet magic materialize to get the dog to her across the country! Maybe it could happen again?!?
You have my glaive, sire!
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I think we are thinking in parallel here: bsky.app/profile/supr...
While not exactly your vision, this fun concept I wrote up a while back is pretty close?
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I think we are thinking in parallel here: bsky.app/profile/supr...
What’s the word for an idea you didn’t know existed 10 seconds ago but now you must have it immediately?!?!!
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
What’s the word for an idea you didn’t know existed 10 seconds ago but now you must have it immediately?!?!!
I need my Goose fix
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I need my Goose fix
2 Vermicious 2 Knid
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
2 Vermicious 2 Knid
Vermicious Knids!!!
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Vermicious Knids!!!
While not exactly your vision, this fun concept I wrote up a while back is pretty close?
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
While not exactly your vision, this fun concept I wrote up a while back is pretty close?
You have my glaive, sire!
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
You have my glaive, sire!
Oooh, and get Madeline Miller to write the script!
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Oooh, and get Madeline Miller to write the script!