#missedopportunities
#missedopportunities
--Tyler Durden--
--Tyler Durden--
Today, my 7th grade son informed me he doesn't need my help on an essay about Nanobiotic Spinach crops. I'm old. 😐
Today, my 7th grade son informed me he doesn't need my help on an essay about Nanobiotic Spinach crops. I'm old. 😐
We need to support @benandjerrys y’all, because we don’t ever want them to “stick to just the ice cream”. 👀
I'm not an idiot, I put some Metamucil in my gin every now and then. Cheers!
I'm not an idiot, I put some Metamucil in my gin every now and then. Cheers!
But, and this is VERY important:
Don't forget the shareholders!
But, and this is VERY important:
Don't forget the shareholders!
FWB 2024: Friends with health insurance and you secretly hate them for it.
FWB 2024: Friends with health insurance and you secretly hate them for it.
JURY NULLIFICATION
JURY NULLIFICATION
JURY NULLIFICATION
... until everyone knows what it means.
JURY NULLIFICATION
JURY NULLIFICATION
JURY NULLIFICATION
... until everyone knows what it means.
'Let them meet their deductible!'
'Let them meet their deductible!'
🤣
🤣
Me: "Well I have acid reflux which is like really bad heartburn. I take meds for it but they only do so much."
My son: "You have to tell me this stuff so I know what meds you're on make sure you're taking them.because you're old.
Me: "Well I have acid reflux which is like really bad heartburn. I take meds for it but they only do so much."
My son: "You have to tell me this stuff so I know what meds you're on make sure you're taking them.because you're old.
Home Depot employee: "What're you working on?"
Me: "The toilet,why?"
HD employee: "Ummm, the metal plate?"
Me: "So I never have to fix it again."
Home Depot employee: "What're you working on?"
Me: "The toilet,why?"
HD employee: "Ummm, the metal plate?"
Me: "So I never have to fix it again."