Roll Tired
@super88.bsky.social
My future’s so bright I have to wear shades. They’re just the roll-up kind from the eye doctor.
Don’t shake hands while seated. It makes you look like a pedophile.
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Don’t shake hands while seated. It makes you look like a pedophile.
If you think sweet potato pie is “savory” your grandmother would like you to go out back and cut her a switch.
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If you think sweet potato pie is “savory” your grandmother would like you to go out back and cut her a switch.
The stuff they must have on this guy. Boggles the mind.
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The stuff they must have on this guy. Boggles the mind.
Fighting the urge to miss Jeff Sessions. 🤢
NEW: This is one hell of an opening paragraph from Jim Comey's attorneys in his motion to get the grand jury materials in the case against him.
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Fighting the urge to miss Jeff Sessions. 🤢
Do the Epstein files include “adoption” records too?
holy shit mike johnson is SHOOK on Epstein vote in Senate
November 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Do the Epstein files include “adoption” records too?
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“He believes that nothing can or should exist beyond him”
This is the key that unlocks the door to understanding Trump. Hard for sane people to wrap their minds around. But if you truly understand this you will understand him and his decision making process, such as it is.
This is the key that unlocks the door to understanding Trump. Hard for sane people to wrap their minds around. But if you truly understand this you will understand him and his decision making process, such as it is.
I asked @maryltrump.bsky.social about how this all might end--what it would look like. Here's part of what she said: "He will burn it all down."
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
“He believes that nothing can or should exist beyond him”
This is the key that unlocks the door to understanding Trump. Hard for sane people to wrap their minds around. But if you truly understand this you will understand him and his decision making process, such as it is.
This is the key that unlocks the door to understanding Trump. Hard for sane people to wrap their minds around. But if you truly understand this you will understand him and his decision making process, such as it is.
An oligarch could prove he’s not on the list by committing to pay for the legal defense of any victims who start naming names.
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
An oligarch could prove he’s not on the list by committing to pay for the legal defense of any victims who start naming names.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Where does one get tar and feathers?
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Where does one get tar and feathers?
They’ll all blame DoorDash
I don’t know how bad the economic numbers are going to end up this quarter. But I do know the party that controls the presidency, House and Senate is going to blame the party that doesn’t.
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
They’ll all blame DoorDash
I assumed we had an extradition treaty with Switzerland.
Trump will attend Davos forum in 2026, White House official says reut.rs/4nYFM7Z
Trump will attend Davos forum in 2026, White House official says
U.S. President Donald Trump will attend the World Economic Forum's annual meeting in Davos, Switzerland, next year, according to a White House official.
reut.rs
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I assumed we had an extradition treaty with Switzerland.
Revolting. Full stop.
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Revolting. Full stop.
With the true cost of insurance disguised as a “perk” of employment, consumers have never been able to have informed discussions with their neighbors or representatives. Show the math and people will see the light of universal coverage.
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
With the true cost of insurance disguised as a “perk” of employment, consumers have never been able to have informed discussions with their neighbors or representatives. Show the math and people will see the light of universal coverage.
Swear her in. Release the files.
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Swear her in. Release the files.
Person, woman, man, camera, TV.
Yesterday I thought this photo was fake.
Today I learned that apparently it's real?
Today I learned that apparently it's real?
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Person, woman, man, camera, TV.
Just another day in the upside down.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Just another day in the upside down.
My new band name shall be: Point Blank Sandwich
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
My new band name shall be: Point Blank Sandwich
In the East Wing theater the president could spend a relaxing evening enjoying a movie with his beloved family. Useless when you don’t have the attention span for a movie, don’t have a loving family, and your idea of relaxation is blasting hate into the world from your golden toilet throne.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
In the East Wing theater the president could spend a relaxing evening enjoying a movie with his beloved family. Useless when you don’t have the attention span for a movie, don’t have a loving family, and your idea of relaxation is blasting hate into the world from your golden toilet throne.
Please!!
November 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Please!!
Girl, what you hiding in those pants? The Epstein files?
October 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Girl, what you hiding in those pants? The Epstein files?
What 80-year old man fantasizes about having his very own ballroom? Totally normal.
October 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
What 80-year old man fantasizes about having his very own ballroom? Totally normal.
I think her name is Elle Cordova. Great work!
October 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I think her name is Elle Cordova. Great work!
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Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
Same applies to imprisonment.
October 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Same applies to imprisonment.