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fundamentally the problem is that if you think "hotels are where I stay on holiday and I like being on holiday so living in a hotel must be fun and it's not fair others get to do it and not me" then you have the intellectual reasoning of a little child and it's going to be hard to engage with you
August 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
fundamentally the problem is that if you think "hotels are where I stay on holiday and I like being on holiday so living in a hotel must be fun and it's not fair others get to do it and not me" then you have the intellectual reasoning of a little child and it's going to be hard to engage with you
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Do not ever say "team building" to me. Are you trying to piss me off
April 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Do not ever say "team building" to me. Are you trying to piss me off
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me: u up?
bae:
me: can’t stop thinking of last time i saw u
bae:
me: whats on ur mind
bae: This is Jeffrey Goldberg, editor of The Atlantic.
bae:
me: can’t stop thinking of last time i saw u
bae:
me: whats on ur mind
bae: This is Jeffrey Goldberg, editor of The Atlantic.
March 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
me: u up?
bae:
me: can’t stop thinking of last time i saw u
bae:
me: whats on ur mind
bae: This is Jeffrey Goldberg, editor of The Atlantic.
bae:
me: can’t stop thinking of last time i saw u
bae:
me: whats on ur mind
bae: This is Jeffrey Goldberg, editor of The Atlantic.
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me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat
March 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat
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333 years ago today, the Salem witch trials began.
March 2, 2025 at 7:47 AM
333 years ago today, the Salem witch trials began.
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ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened
1 year ago today, the infamous 'Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience' took place.
February 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened
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half time show 2025
February 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
half time show 2025
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reading about the Pelicot case always fills me with misandrist rage anyway but christ I could do with fewer men posting "wow, to think men can do that :(" today and more men actually challenging other guys in their-day-to-day lives, having the uncomfortable chats, stepping in when needed, etc etc
December 19, 2024 at 10:08 AM
reading about the Pelicot case always fills me with misandrist rage anyway but christ I could do with fewer men posting "wow, to think men can do that :(" today and more men actually challenging other guys in their-day-to-day lives, having the uncomfortable chats, stepping in when needed, etc etc
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logging one iconic performance in show business then retiring. truly the GOAT
don’t be a SHEEP 😤🐑 be the goat actor who portrayed Black Phillip in the 2015 film “The Witch,” whose on-set behavior was so intense he got banned from show business and gets to live on a FARM NOW
November 27, 2024 at 4:14 PM
logging one iconic performance in show business then retiring. truly the GOAT
A spectre is haunting Europe… the spectre of Spotify Wrapped
November 28, 2024 at 9:02 AM
A spectre is haunting Europe… the spectre of Spotify Wrapped
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Seeing old Twitter friends join Bluesky
November 15, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Seeing old Twitter friends join Bluesky