@sundance-blade.bsky.social
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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
February 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
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First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
January 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
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ME READING ANY LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR STORY: if I were one of these villagers I would simply not give my soul to the elder gods. lol dumbasses you deserve it
ME RACING TO COMPLETE MY DAILY DUOLINGO BEFORE MIDNIGHT: if i do not pacify the owl by midnight it will turn on my friends and family
ME RACING TO COMPLETE MY DAILY DUOLINGO BEFORE MIDNIGHT: if i do not pacify the owl by midnight it will turn on my friends and family
January 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
ME READING ANY LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR STORY: if I were one of these villagers I would simply not give my soul to the elder gods. lol dumbasses you deserve it
ME RACING TO COMPLETE MY DAILY DUOLINGO BEFORE MIDNIGHT: if i do not pacify the owl by midnight it will turn on my friends and family
ME RACING TO COMPLETE MY DAILY DUOLINGO BEFORE MIDNIGHT: if i do not pacify the owl by midnight it will turn on my friends and family
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me trying to get invited to my grandpa's boathouse but then remembering i need to get pant recommendations from a younger cousin
January 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
me trying to get invited to my grandpa's boathouse but then remembering i need to get pant recommendations from a younger cousin
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Ok #booksky, let’s talk.
👎🏼Goodreads, owned by Amazon, fuels its monopoly on books.
👍🏼StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform, offers an ethical, ad-free alternative with mood-based recommendations, user control over data, and a focus on inclusivity. Support diversity over corporate power!
👎🏼Goodreads, owned by Amazon, fuels its monopoly on books.
👍🏼StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform, offers an ethical, ad-free alternative with mood-based recommendations, user control over data, and a focus on inclusivity. Support diversity over corporate power!
January 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Ok #booksky, let’s talk.
👎🏼Goodreads, owned by Amazon, fuels its monopoly on books.
👍🏼StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform, offers an ethical, ad-free alternative with mood-based recommendations, user control over data, and a focus on inclusivity. Support diversity over corporate power!
👎🏼Goodreads, owned by Amazon, fuels its monopoly on books.
👍🏼StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform, offers an ethical, ad-free alternative with mood-based recommendations, user control over data, and a focus on inclusivity. Support diversity over corporate power!
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Mary Oliver making me feel slightly better about the state of my flat while on deadline
January 18, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Mary Oliver making me feel slightly better about the state of my flat while on deadline
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i cant imagine what itd take to be a "top performer" at the depraved & miserable meta corporation. Is it whoever clogs the toilet the most?
January 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i cant imagine what itd take to be a "top performer" at the depraved & miserable meta corporation. Is it whoever clogs the toilet the most?
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Finished Wind and Truth
a man in a blue suit and tie is standing in front of a pink and blue background
ALT: a man in a blue suit and tie is standing in front of a pink and blue background
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Finished Wind and Truth
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the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.
December 22, 2024 at 3:02 AM
the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.
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December 5, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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quote this and share one of your favorite poems
November 29, 2024 at 7:14 AM
quote this and share one of your favorite poems
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November 26, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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Saying that elden ring should have an easy mode in a room full of men just to feel something
November 23, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Saying that elden ring should have an easy mode in a room full of men just to feel something
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What I would quite like please is for somebody to write the rest of my book for me. Not in a ghost-writing cheaty way, just in a physically lifting my fingers onto the keyboard and slapping me every time I think about wandering into the kitchen.
Applicants welcome.
Applicants welcome.
November 15, 2024 at 9:12 AM
What I would quite like please is for somebody to write the rest of my book for me. Not in a ghost-writing cheaty way, just in a physically lifting my fingers onto the keyboard and slapping me every time I think about wandering into the kitchen.
Applicants welcome.
Applicants welcome.
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"don't hate the player, hate the game" can't it be both? fuck monopoly and fuck you for making me play it
November 11, 2024 at 7:16 PM
"don't hate the player, hate the game" can't it be both? fuck monopoly and fuck you for making me play it
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it is once again time to remind folks that this means everyone in your notifications are in fact 30 or older
November 10, 2024 at 4:12 PM
it is once again time to remind folks that this means everyone in your notifications are in fact 30 or older
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Tiddie grab in the “belle epoque” ✨
WIP
WIP
November 10, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Tiddie grab in the “belle epoque” ✨
WIP
WIP
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Nothing sadder than a dog looking forward to a morning run in the yard only to find out the yard is being visited by her mortal enemy, rain. She’s now back in the house, slightly wet and sulking.
November 10, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Nothing sadder than a dog looking forward to a morning run in the yard only to find out the yard is being visited by her mortal enemy, rain. She’s now back in the house, slightly wet and sulking.
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
November 9, 2024 at 10:42 AM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
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Not being on twitter is the absolute best thing for me mental health right now
November 7, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Not being on twitter is the absolute best thing for me mental health right now
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