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sumoyokai.bsky.social
Certified Tom Paris-Hater
@sumoyokai.bsky.social
Enjoyer of cats, spiders, sumo, comics, video games, and films. Purveyor of fine, artisanally crafted ADHD incidents.

Sometimes I post pictures of spiders and sumo wrestlers, but I promise they won’t hurt you.

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From what I read, it appears to be. I think it's a good idea!
October 16, 2024 at 8:02 PM
No, I haven't fallen this time. This was last time I was hospitalized.

I think socks in hospitals *could* have meanings, but the colors are only different between sizes here, so I don't think they mean anything here.
October 16, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Oh! I fell when I was wearing the grey ones.
October 16, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Like trying to feed yourself with a big foam hand.

Poor dudes!
October 16, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Oh dang I thought it was an ant!
October 16, 2024 at 1:15 PM
And fuck that old bat for doing it, too.
October 16, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Man, you ain't lyin'. This place has us lined up against the wall like a Ford assembly plant.

I stole some grippy socks during a previous hospital stay, but they were XXL. I can wear children's shoes, so those turned out to be more of a tripping hazard than expected.

I mean, I still took 'em tho.
October 16, 2024 at 12:31 PM
I am not allowed to have water, but I'm allowed to have Perox-A-Mint Solution sponges.

Perox-A-Mint: for when you don't want your patient to turn into a gremlin.
October 16, 2024 at 12:01 PM
"You mean to tell me this bronchitis was *pericardial effusion?* Damn, that's messed up."
October 16, 2024 at 11:52 AM
The second I hit send, a nice man magically appeared and said I could have water but not after midnight, because I am a mogwai.

The complaint feature works in magical ways.
October 16, 2024 at 6:34 AM
Bacon
October 15, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Happy birthday!!
October 15, 2024 at 4:14 PM
That would be.. different.
October 15, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Yes you are correct.
October 14, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Hotwheels sisyphus is very good. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotwhee...
Hotwheels sisyphus - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
October 14, 2024 at 7:27 PM