SuitedPenguin 🏳️🌈
@suitedpenguins.bsky.social
He/Him
Just trying to distract myself while the world implodes.
I like theme parks, animals, pro wrestling, and human decency.
Just trying to distract myself while the world implodes.
I like theme parks, animals, pro wrestling, and human decency.
Wwe hates both me and The Miz
January 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Wwe hates both me and The Miz
WWE should have listened to the Sheik. Fuck the Hulk Hogan and fuck the American Beer.
January 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
WWE should have listened to the Sheik. Fuck the Hulk Hogan and fuck the American Beer.
You want me to spill the beans??? Like... on the floor?
December 7, 2024 at 3:43 PM
You want me to spill the beans??? Like... on the floor?
You call it a disorder, I call it just another spice of my life.
December 6, 2024 at 1:57 AM
You call it a disorder, I call it just another spice of my life.
I'm starting to think I was born in not only the wrong decade and the wrong timeline, but also the wrong country.
November 29, 2024 at 12:38 PM
I'm starting to think I was born in not only the wrong decade and the wrong timeline, but also the wrong country.
If the party doesn't end up with everyone stealing a traffic cone, what's the point?
November 28, 2024 at 11:50 AM
If the party doesn't end up with everyone stealing a traffic cone, what's the point?
Why do Australians call flip-flops thongs when they could of called them wedgies
November 28, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Why do Australians call flip-flops thongs when they could of called them wedgies
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peeing faster than everyone else in the bathroom line to prove my kind heart
November 28, 2024 at 12:36 AM
peeing faster than everyone else in the bathroom line to prove my kind heart
Egg nog is good, and I'm sick of all y'all pretending it's not.
Literally the only good thing about Christmas, hands down.
Literally the only good thing about Christmas, hands down.
November 27, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Egg nog is good, and I'm sick of all y'all pretending it's not.
Literally the only good thing about Christmas, hands down.
Literally the only good thing about Christmas, hands down.
The best thing to happen to me with wrestling in months.
November 26, 2024 at 2:32 AM
The best thing to happen to me with wrestling in months.
Like what the fuck, dude?
November 22, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Like what the fuck, dude?
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After @propublica.org reported on the cases of two women — Amber Thurman and Candi Miller — who died after they couldn’t obtain timely reproductive care in Georgia, the state has dismissed the entire maternal mortality board. www.propublica.org/article/geor...
Georgia Dismissed All Members of Maternal Mortality Committee After ProPublica Obtained Internal Details of Two Deaths
In a letter, the state’s public health commissioner said the action was taken because “confidential information provided to the Maternal Mortality Review Committee was inappropriately shared with outs...
www.propublica.org
November 21, 2024 at 2:12 PM
After @propublica.org reported on the cases of two women — Amber Thurman and Candi Miller — who died after they couldn’t obtain timely reproductive care in Georgia, the state has dismissed the entire maternal mortality board. www.propublica.org/article/geor...
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My legacy from twitter 🤠
November 20, 2024 at 9:15 PM
My legacy from twitter 🤠
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Fake doctor ABC's Mehmet Oz
Fake wresting WWE's Linda McMahon
Fake FOX News' Pete Hegseth
A pattern is emerging.
Fake wresting WWE's Linda McMahon
Fake FOX News' Pete Hegseth
A pattern is emerging.
November 20, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Fake doctor ABC's Mehmet Oz
Fake wresting WWE's Linda McMahon
Fake FOX News' Pete Hegseth
A pattern is emerging.
Fake wresting WWE's Linda McMahon
Fake FOX News' Pete Hegseth
A pattern is emerging.
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He’ll forever be guilty.
November 21, 2024 at 2:33 AM
He’ll forever be guilty.
Who's side y'all picking?
November 21, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Who's side y'all picking?
What if we all just didn't?
November 20, 2024 at 4:29 PM
What if we all just didn't?
*has job to pay to go places and buy things*
*doesn't have time to go places or enjoy things because of job*
*doesn't have time to go places or enjoy things because of job*
November 19, 2024 at 11:19 PM
*has job to pay to go places and buy things*
*doesn't have time to go places or enjoy things because of job*
*doesn't have time to go places or enjoy things because of job*
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Here's what this will look like:
Our military being used on Americans (citizens WILL be caught up in an operation this large)
Mass surveillance
Families ripped apart
Closed businesses, soaring prices, empty grocery shelves
This will hurt all of us.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
Our military being used on Americans (citizens WILL be caught up in an operation this large)
Mass surveillance
Families ripped apart
Closed businesses, soaring prices, empty grocery shelves
This will hurt all of us.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
Trump confirms plan to declare national emergency, use military for mass deportations
President-elect Donald Trump is emphasizing his plan to declare a national emergency to carry out his campaign promise of mass deportations.
abcnews.go.com
November 18, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Here's what this will look like:
Our military being used on Americans (citizens WILL be caught up in an operation this large)
Mass surveillance
Families ripped apart
Closed businesses, soaring prices, empty grocery shelves
This will hurt all of us.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
Our military being used on Americans (citizens WILL be caught up in an operation this large)
Mass surveillance
Families ripped apart
Closed businesses, soaring prices, empty grocery shelves
This will hurt all of us.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
I don't get the argument against Universal Healthcare being that the wait to see the doctor would be longer. I'd rather wait 4 hours than not being able to go.
November 18, 2024 at 4:46 PM
I don't get the argument against Universal Healthcare being that the wait to see the doctor would be longer. I'd rather wait 4 hours than not being able to go.
I always work the morning of Thanksgiving, so they need to put The Macy's Thanksgiving day parade on YouTube or something, so I can actually watch all the fun floats.
I miss it every year and it's the only good part of the holiday.
I miss it every year and it's the only good part of the holiday.
November 18, 2024 at 3:23 PM
I always work the morning of Thanksgiving, so they need to put The Macy's Thanksgiving day parade on YouTube or something, so I can actually watch all the fun floats.
I miss it every year and it's the only good part of the holiday.
I miss it every year and it's the only good part of the holiday.
Yea, my partner doesn't let me touch the engine anymore.
November 18, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Yea, my partner doesn't let me touch the engine anymore.
And those are the facts
But don’t worry. Oklahoma is buying thousands of Bibles for their public schools.
November 17, 2024 at 7:52 PM
And those are the facts
The Game.
Y'all now lost.
Y'all now lost.
November 17, 2024 at 7:49 PM
The Game.
Y'all now lost.
Y'all now lost.