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March 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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The problem with that "First they came for" poem is it makes a lot of unlikely assumptions. For example it assumes they would ever come for me
March 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The problem with that "First they came for" poem is it makes a lot of unlikely assumptions. For example it assumes they would ever come for me
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next time someone is annoying you should use all 31 "stop talking" synonyms on wiktionary
March 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
next time someone is annoying you should use all 31 "stop talking" synonyms on wiktionary
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MYTH: Tariffs will revitalize the American auto industry.
FACT: Only the second coming of the Ford Fiesta could do that. theonion.com/trumps-north...
FACT: Only the second coming of the Ford Fiesta could do that. theonion.com/trumps-north...
Trump’s North American Tariffs: Myth Vs. Fact
President Trump’s plans for tariffs, including on goods from Canada and Mexico, have left many consumers and investors uneasy. The Onion separates the facts from the myths. MYTH: Tariffs will revitali...
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March 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
MYTH: Tariffs will revitalize the American auto industry.
FACT: Only the second coming of the Ford Fiesta could do that. theonion.com/trumps-north...
FACT: Only the second coming of the Ford Fiesta could do that. theonion.com/trumps-north...
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*whiny voice* "I don't want measles! I don't want another great depression!" What happened to being tough. What happened to suffering and dying needlessly
March 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
*whiny voice* "I don't want measles! I don't want another great depression!" What happened to being tough. What happened to suffering and dying needlessly
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Digital ownership matters. Without it, the past—and the truth—can vanish in an instant. 🕳️ #VanishingCulture archive.org/details/vani...
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March 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Digital ownership matters. Without it, the past—and the truth—can vanish in an instant. 🕳️ #VanishingCulture archive.org/details/vani...
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trans rights are human rights dammit!!!!!
February 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
trans rights are human rights dammit!!!!!
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file on wikimedia commons with a very earnest description! not used in any articles currently
February 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
file on wikimedia commons with a very earnest description! not used in any articles currently
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Ok that made me laugh
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Ok that made me laugh
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Big announcement: we're adding smell to zoom. People can smell you on zoom meetings now. We realize nobody asked for this but technological innovation knows no bounds
January 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Big announcement: we're adding smell to zoom. People can smell you on zoom meetings now. We realize nobody asked for this but technological innovation knows no bounds
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if you've noticed a lot of chocolate on the main page of wikipedia it's because 6 mo ago one random person started cranking out a tooooon of amazing overhauls to chocolate articles and now the quality of chocolate content has literally never been better. thank you chocolate hero whoever you are
January 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
if you've noticed a lot of chocolate on the main page of wikipedia it's because 6 mo ago one random person started cranking out a tooooon of amazing overhauls to chocolate articles and now the quality of chocolate content has literally never been better. thank you chocolate hero whoever you are
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Can someone just kill this piece of shit goblin already
January 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Can someone just kill this piece of shit goblin already
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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
January 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
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Times Square is very appealing right now.
December 10, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Times Square is very appealing right now.
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