My eldest daughter Claudia once asked me why there isn’t a provision that says that convicted felons can’t be president and this was *exactly* my answer

pro tip: if your government claims to have no money for children's heathcare but will eagerly waste millions on a gaudy military parade to stroke the fragile ego of a broken-inside president, you just might live in a shithole country

Biggest insider trading market manipulation scheme in history.

They aren't even bothering to hide it.

This isn't The Art of the Deal.
It's insider trading with a bad comb-over.

Step 1: Tank the Market, Scare the Non-Millionaires
Step 2: Let the Aristocrats Feast
Step 3: Flip, but say ‘Winning’
Step 4: Pretend None of This Ever Happened & Get Your Media Dregs To Do The Same

Rinse, Enrich, Repeat.

This asshole raised prices and ruined your retirement savings, and now he's out golfing for the rest of the weekend.

This didn't age well.

Any member of the military who did what they did on signal would be kicked out or arrested.

Trump is surrendering America. Trump is the opposite of strong.

He is a tiny, weak, small, scared, trembling, sissy, husk of a man.

There is nothing manly about his fat, sweaty, smelly, gross, makeup'ed self

An absolute joke

Only biological males with cakey orange foundation and 34 felony convictions may use this bathroom.

Under the guise of defending free speech, Musk has turned X into one of the most restrictive, deceptive and manipulative platforms on the internet.

He promised to make X a source of truth. He was called out by his own AI for being one of the most prolific amplifiers of misinformation.

...🧵

Just the way any strongman around the world likes it, state run media has now come to America 👇

#ResistTrump

Ditched the fascists. Hello bluesky.