CALLED IT.

Northeast secession when?

We want to apologize if it feels like we’ve been venting a lot lately. It’s just hard to ignore that nearly every move from this administration seems to be illegal, unlawful, or outright unconstitutional and yet nothing happens.

“As Al Qaeda seeks to empty out the World Trade Center towers…”

It's stunning how much he's transformed into his mother, actually.

If you aren’t completely loyal to the regime or dare to voice dissent, you risk being removed. Time and again, anyone who stands up is pushed out. Most recently, the Environmental Protection Agency dismissed eight employees after they

The craziest thing about this fight between Trump and Elon Musk is that Republicans are trying to take away health care from 16 million people to pay for tax cuts for billionaires.

Community meeting on the Palisades Fire says there's been FORTY-EIGHT drone incursions in the airspace of fire affected areas, which causes authorities to have to ground their air teams. Get your dumbass toys out of the air. People are losing their lives and everything they own. You're not cool.

A piece I wrote right after the election and right before Bluesky took off.

On leaving Orthodoxy and entering fascism. My story, and how it taught me to deal with what’s coming in January.

It’s me, @mariabamford.bsky.social I’ve just left Twitter. I’m a comedian and had used Twitter to connect with fans and other comedians. I’m not sure how to let people know I’m here. Ha-ha.

This is Fred. He just found out he can chew his own ear. There aren't actually any rules against it, he checked. 12/10

This is Lily. She's been accused of drinking her mom's slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10