Riley Q
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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Biologists Announce There Absolutely Nothing We Can Learn From Clams https://theonion.com/biologists-announce-there-absolutely-nothing-we-can-learn-from-clams/
October 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Biologists Announce There Absolutely Nothing We Can Learn From Clams https://theonion.com/biologists-announce-there-absolutely-nothing-we-can-learn-from-clams/
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October 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Hotshot Peasant Has Window
October 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Hotshot Peasant Has Window
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Travis Kelce Gets Cold Feet After Listening To New Taylor Swift Album
Travis Kelce Gets Cold Feet After Listening To New Taylor Swift Album
LEAWOOD, KS—Seeing his fiancée in a whole new light, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was reportedly getting cold feet Monday after listening to Taylor Swift’s The Life Of A Showgirl. “It’s k...
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October 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Travis Kelce Gets Cold Feet After Listening To New Taylor Swift Album
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
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September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
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Travis Kelce Asks If Wedding Can Be Shark Themed
Travis Kelce Asks If Wedding Can Be Shark Themed
LEAWOOD, KS—Lighting up as he outlined his vision for their special day, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce reportedly asked fiancée Taylor Swift on Wednesday if their upcoming wedding could be...
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September 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Travis Kelce Asks If Wedding Can Be Shark Themed
me, sees citi field: :D
me, reads the title: :(
me, reads the title: :(
Baseball is “elusive, uneasy, and mortal,” Nicholas Dawidoff wrote, in 2024. “Part of what brought many of us to the sport was the sense of intimacy we felt with players who came in all sizes, from almost every kind of community.”
Baseball Is for the Losers
As two moneyed titans vie for a championship, it’s time to pour one out for the vanquished.
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September 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
me, sees citi field: :D
me, reads the title: :(
me, reads the title: :(
if you see this post something monochromatic
August 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
if you see this post something monochromatic
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New SeaWorld Show Just Elephant Drowning In Large Tank Of Water With No Explanation theonion.com/new-sea...
August 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
New SeaWorld Show Just Elephant Drowning In Large Tank Of Water With No Explanation theonion.com/new-sea...
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*billy idol voice* it's a nice day for a...rice pudding
August 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
*billy idol voice* it's a nice day for a...rice pudding
scientists still can't answer whether or not hootie was associated with many different blowfish, or just one very large blowfish
November 16, 2024 at 6:34 AM
scientists still can't answer whether or not hootie was associated with many different blowfish, or just one very large blowfish
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very exciting news: I just got appointed as Secretary of Looking at JPGs of Pretty Ladies
November 13, 2024 at 11:46 PM
very exciting news: I just got appointed as Secretary of Looking at JPGs of Pretty Ladies
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November 13, 2024 at 4:51 PM
i haven't showered since LAST YEAR!
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
i haven't showered since LAST YEAR!