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Father of SuchMen
@suchman66.bsky.social
Writer, Reader, Hoops Fanatic, Doggy Dad
Wishing everyone a day of peace and blessings with the people you love.

From my family to yours, may you have Health, Wealth, Happiness, and a Golden Crown in Heaven (our traditional Polish Christmas blessing).

Peace on Earth 🎄☮️❤️
December 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This ends with position players pitching in the 25th inning, right?
October 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Let me get this straight:
We’re bailing out Argentina for $20B to prop up a wannabe dictator
We’re letting Qatar build a military base in *Idaho*?
The First Immigrant is in frequent contact with a murderous Russian dictator
AND
The Epstein Files STILL haven’t been released

So. Much. Winning.
October 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I, for one, welcome our new Qatari overlords
a cartoon character says " and i for one welcome our new insect overlords " on a television screen
Alt: a cartoon character says " and i for one welcome our new insect overlords " on a television screen
media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
👇👇👇👇🎯🎯🎯🎯
He’s cancelling comedians because of the Epstein files.

He’s killing South American fisherman because of the Epstein files.

He’s taking away freedom of speech because of the Epstein files.

Those files must be radioactive.
September 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
He’s desperately flooding the zone with massive amounts of bullshit.
Don’t
Get
Distracted
Release The Epstein Files
September 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
There’s a linebacker on Texas A&M named Scooby Williams and now I’m sad I didn’t name any of my sons Scooby 🥲😁
September 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Alright, on to more serious problems:

Who should I start in my flex this weekend?
Travis Hunter
Michael Pittman
Travis Etienne

Keep in mind I put up 168 points in week 1. Pretty well set everywhere, just can’t decide the flex
September 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I liked it better a week ago when we all thought there was a good chance he was dead.
September 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Short notice but if any of my Orioles friends on here want my tickets for tomorrow’s game DM me. No charge

Section 344, row 1, seats 4 & 5

1:05 PM first pitch
August 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hellhole it is
August 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Now seems like the right time to post my favorite Cedric Mullins home run robbery. There were many to choose from but this one always gets me 🧡🖤⚾️
Nothing but love for you #31
July 31, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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July 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
There’s pictures of him in those files, aren’t there? 🤔

As an old man I once knew used to say, the louder the denial, the worse the evidence
July 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Has anyone seen Coby Mayo? Is he in Cleveland? Norfolk? Did they just leave him in Tampa Bay?

I’ll never understand why this management group brings prospects up just to tell them to sit down and watch. 🤨⚾️💸
July 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I look forward to shipping sooooooo many of these guys out. Go ahead and set the market before the bottom drops out 🙄💸⚾️
July 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Every 30 years or so I like to play dress up 😎😉
July 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
10 AM: Elias trades Baker to Rays for a draft pick. Absolute meltdown in Birdland 🤯😤😩

7 PM: O’s finish off doubleheader sweep 🧹🧹🧹 move 8 games under for the first time since May 6

9 PM: Bryan Baker enters game with his new team and immediately gives up 2 run lead

Baseball is a funny thing 🤓⚾️
July 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
If people are this freaked out over trading a mediocre reliever like Baker, I dread the reactions when guys like Ced, Laureano, Urias, Dominguez, Soto et al are shipped out.

If ever there was a time to reshape the roster, this is it.
🧡🖤⚾️
July 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My father always told me that there was dignity in any work. If you were a garbage man, be the best one possible.
July 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I know they’re still 10 games below .500 but that game is why I love the Orioles and baseball so much.
🧡🖤⚾️
Pitchers hitting! The last guy on the roster with a huge hit in the 11th inning! Gunnar with 4 RBIs in extra innings!
Dogs and cats living together!
Madness!
July 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
How’d all the Regime Change go with Afghanistan and Iraq? What’s even more concerning is that Shrub Bush was 100x more mentally competent than the current felon
MAGA Friday: No new wars!

MAGA Saturday: Ok bombings but no regime change!

MAGA Sunday: There’s really no other solution than regime change.
June 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This is beautiful and powerful. But no children should have to write a message like this because their parents were murdered in their own home.
Please read and share this statement from Sophie and Colin Hortman, children of Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark.

(via WCCO reporter Caroline Cummings on X)
June 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Iran has a chance to do the funniest thing ever on Saturday, June 14.
They hate him more than we do, if you can believe that 😎😉
June 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Holy moly this is so great! 😂😂😂
😂👇
Together we can distract the National Guard and heal Los Angeles from ICE and Trump 🐄🔥
June 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM