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A Very Lazy Man
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Nap enjoyer. Email job drone. Dog/cat parent. People avoider. He/him.
I'm generally anti-large corporation and against the American "justice" system in any way, but I fully support like Disney suing any random asshole that uses AI as well as the AI parent company to oblivion and beyond for making slop videos of Star Wars characters or whatever, just stop all this crap
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Kash Patel is so uniquely incompetent that I am forced to admit "hey maybe we need someone a little more capable and qualified as head pig," truly a stunning accomplishment
September 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Very healthy that my first reaction to a new day is "what fresh hell is in my outlook inbox"
August 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Burritos are the ultimate culinary vehicles for sin. Everything that you put in that tortilla exists outside of God's sight, and by extension outside his judgment. If you DON'T sin while eating a burrito, you've fucked up.
July 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The app I have on my phone that tracks my daily steps has started giving me encouragement every evening, like "hey man how about a nice stroll to hit your daily goal" and it's like, "not now buddy, I am very depressed and also the weather is disgusting"
July 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Judging from the past couple weeks, way more elected Dems & their leash holders are worried about someone who will try to improve his constituents lives- thus saddling them with similar expectations- than they are with the opposition kicking 10+ million off Medicaid and building concentration camps
July 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Exciting development
June 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"When theory meets practice"
May 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
...surely there's someone more qualified to run New York City than the disgraced sexual harassing grandma killer. Isn't there???
May 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
When properly assessing any new video game release, you really only have to answer one question: "Does this game fuck?"

I am here to tell you that Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 does, in fact, fuck.

#clairobscur
April 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I have jury duty today, hopefully I get to sentence a billionaire to be thrown into the sea or whatever, idk how this works
April 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Really feels like the dem shitlibs are at a crossroads where they can either run on "billionaires bad" or "omg look at what orange man is doing, we are not orange man" and one of those will build a big coalition and one will give short term gains and we all know they're going to pick billionaires
April 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Can't have your retirement savings liquidated due to being attached to the stock market if you've never bothered with a 401k (my actual apologies to those impacted by this)
a man wearing a leather jacket and a gold necklace is looking to his left .
ALT: a man wearing a leather jacket and a gold necklace is looking to his left .
media.tenor.com
April 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Hot take of the day is that a non-zero number of people posting AI "artwork" have (not so?) secret humiliation kinks and they're getting off on being dragged on various social media platforms

I mean I'ma keep dragging them, but still.
March 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"Using water wasting generative AI to buttfuck the planet to death by making shitty memes" is such a dumb, grim way for our species to go out even I wouldn't have suggested it, and I think we should all stop reproducing immediately
March 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I am tired of this earth, these people

(tbh I should know better... AND YET)
March 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
New idea: all candidates for public office must demonstrate the ability to attach a file to an email in outlook
March 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Tbh the most surprising thing about former Israeli prison guard Jeffrey Goldberg accidentally being included in a totally top secret signal chat about bombing Israel's enemies is that he reported it at all
March 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The thing that Tim Walz understands that so many democrats don't is: you gotta have an enemy, and you shouldn't respect them. You're not operating under Roberts Rules of Order, you're on playground rules- make fun of em and don't be fair about it.
Gov. Walz, "There’s nothing conservative about an unelected South African nepo baby firing people at the VA."
March 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
There's obviously more important things going on (disappearing green card holders w no charges) but let's take a moment to acknowledge the grift on display today as the HHS secretary did an "interview" during an ad for Steak & Shake and the Pres desperately tried to salvage his boss's car business
March 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The streets are saying Bong Joon-ho and Robert Pattinson have once again (unsurprisingly) cooked with Mickey 17

(Seriously tho Joon-ho's filmography is increasingly unmatched)

(Lil Bobby is good too)
March 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The first day of daylight savings being overcast and rainy so that no one can "enjoy more sunlight" or whatever BS reason you people have for angering the gods by fucking with time is remarkably on brand for 2025
March 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
EXCITING THINGS ARE HAPPENING
March 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Fire these clowns 🤡🤡🤡
New from me in @newrepublic.com: “Primary Every Democrat.”

If the current crop cannot demonstrate they care more about democracy than enjoying three-day weekends, we should flood the zone and challenge them all.
Primary Every Democrat
It’s exhausting to watch poll-tested, donor-beholden congressional Democrats continue to be too old, too cloistered, and too bumbling to do anything as the government burns.
newrepublic.com
March 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Reposted by A Very Lazy Man
Here’s a cybertruck getting booed at Orpheus to brighten your Lundi Gras:
March 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM