A Very Lazy Man
@suchalazyman.bsky.social
Nap enjoyer. Email job drone. Dog/cat parent. People avoider. He/him.
Exciting development
June 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Exciting development
"When theory meets practice"
May 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
"When theory meets practice"
When properly assessing any new video game release, you really only have to answer one question: "Does this game fuck?"
I am here to tell you that Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 does, in fact, fuck.
#clairobscur
I am here to tell you that Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 does, in fact, fuck.
#clairobscur
April 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
When properly assessing any new video game release, you really only have to answer one question: "Does this game fuck?"
I am here to tell you that Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 does, in fact, fuck.
#clairobscur
I am here to tell you that Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 does, in fact, fuck.
#clairobscur
I am tired of this earth, these people
(tbh I should know better... AND YET)
(tbh I should know better... AND YET)
March 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I am tired of this earth, these people
(tbh I should know better... AND YET)
(tbh I should know better... AND YET)
The streets are saying Bong Joon-ho and Robert Pattinson have once again (unsurprisingly) cooked with Mickey 17
(Seriously tho Joon-ho's filmography is increasingly unmatched)
(Lil Bobby is good too)
(Seriously tho Joon-ho's filmography is increasingly unmatched)
(Lil Bobby is good too)
March 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The streets are saying Bong Joon-ho and Robert Pattinson have once again (unsurprisingly) cooked with Mickey 17
(Seriously tho Joon-ho's filmography is increasingly unmatched)
(Lil Bobby is good too)
(Seriously tho Joon-ho's filmography is increasingly unmatched)
(Lil Bobby is good too)
EXCITING THINGS ARE HAPPENING
March 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
EXCITING THINGS ARE HAPPENING
IMPORTANT PUPDATE
March 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
IMPORTANT PUPDATE
Actually this is the best (and most depressing) review
February 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Actually this is the best (and most depressing) review
Wish I could have Philip Jeffries character arc- I would much rather be a sentient giant tea kettle trapped in a room in an interdimensional econo-lodge perched above a wandering convenience store, doomed to answer questions and open gateways than *gestures broadly at current predicament*
February 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Wish I could have Philip Jeffries character arc- I would much rather be a sentient giant tea kettle trapped in a room in an interdimensional econo-lodge perched above a wandering convenience store, doomed to answer questions and open gateways than *gestures broadly at current predicament*
This bozo turned 11 a couple days ago, please clap
February 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
This bozo turned 11 a couple days ago, please clap
No one at or over retirement age should be eligible to run for or hold elected office
February 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
No one at or over retirement age should be eligible to run for or hold elected office
Me rewatching Twin Peaks trying to keep track of who's fucking who
January 20, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Me rewatching Twin Peaks trying to keep track of who's fucking who
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
December 24, 2024 at 10:07 PM
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
Drop the lock screen
November 28, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Drop the lock screen
Every time I see something like this or when he does something egregiously stupid (an average of more than once a day) I remember that I've thought of him as this character from a very terrible movie (Grandma's Boy) for more than 5 years now
November 23, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Every time I see something like this or when he does something egregiously stupid (an average of more than once a day) I remember that I've thought of him as this character from a very terrible movie (Grandma's Boy) for more than 5 years now
Greetings from this strange dog-potato hybrid
November 22, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Greetings from this strange dog-potato hybrid
Idk about holy but this is the definition of righteous
November 21, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Idk about holy but this is the definition of righteous
Very excited for the democratic party to "learn" all imaginable wrong lessons from this, what a time to be alive
November 19, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Very excited for the democratic party to "learn" all imaginable wrong lessons from this, what a time to be alive
Allegedly a dog but most likely some sort of semi-sentient potato
December 6, 2023 at 2:07 PM
Allegedly a dog but most likely some sort of semi-sentient potato
This is Nikita the Murdercat, normally she lives up to her name but she was derping pretty hard last night
November 18, 2023 at 8:41 PM
This is Nikita the Murdercat, normally she lives up to her name but she was derping pretty hard last night
Moxie the dog: potato dog, potate, tater, spud, ding dong, grumblebutt, cutie, turd
Nikita the cat: murdercat, asshole, f'n cat, the worst pet, the worst, brute, terrible roommate, psychopath, floofer
Nikita the cat: murdercat, asshole, f'n cat, the worst pet, the worst, brute, terrible roommate, psychopath, floofer
September 18, 2023 at 5:45 PM
Moxie the dog: potato dog, potate, tater, spud, ding dong, grumblebutt, cutie, turd
Nikita the cat: murdercat, asshole, f'n cat, the worst pet, the worst, brute, terrible roommate, psychopath, floofer
Nikita the cat: murdercat, asshole, f'n cat, the worst pet, the worst, brute, terrible roommate, psychopath, floofer