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tom fuckery
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this grundo represents exactly what’s wrong w society
me: I finally remembered to buy mung beans for my vegan egg
Sam:
December 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
HEATED RIVALRY
December 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
hockey is woke and gay now
December 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The silence between songs at the gym is hell bc what the FUCK noise did I just hear behind me. pls have some fucking decorum
December 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
the high I feel from irritating men to the point where they try to insult me but it means nothing bc their opinions mean nothing to me. God. Unmatched
December 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
heated rivalry is already absolutely killing me already. Gay
a green frog is sitting on a chair wearing a blue shirt
ALT: a green frog is sitting on a chair wearing a blue shirt
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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🐋
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I just had a And Everyone Clapped moment irl but it was real bc I made a point to extend my arm out of the car to flip off a cyber truck and I looked in my mirror and the guy behind me in traffic was nodding and clapping LMAOOOO
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
ALMOST done cooking after 4 hours 🫡
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
My plushie net fell the other day and meadow has become one w my plushies
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
can’t stop crying at Teachers Getting Surprised by their students With Xmas Gifts videos
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
listening to Better Than You by cardi b at the gym to shame myself into continuing to workout
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
if you don’t do a mobile orders for drive thrus and make everything take forever I think you should be euthanised
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
my autistic ass realistically will never consistently work a normal job so now I’m researching day trading for when I’m inevitably completely burnt out on SW
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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got so drunk last night we accidentally ubered to Oakland highschool
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
it’s called fall cause leaf fall down
October 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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OK folks, here's the deal. Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads and has ignored asks to stop. It's time to tell them we won't stream fascism - by cancelling our subscriptions. Here's how to get started: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
life n stuff
October 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Dress for the job you want (Dracula); not the job you have (Office Manager at a Credit Union).
October 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
October 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
💜 heating pad 💜
October 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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greta ily what an outfit
October 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM