Stymie Coyote
@stymiecoyote.bsky.social
NOTHING MOVES THE BLOB (except grudgingly)
My apologies, I misread and didn't realize you were recommending them in earnest.
December 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My apologies, I misread and didn't realize you were recommending them in earnest.
They may use it for transcription or summarizing threads, but that definitely is a very specific disclosure.
December 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
They may use it for transcription or summarizing threads, but that definitely is a very specific disclosure.
To say nothing of having the first two games widely available on modern platforms.
December 12, 2025 at 6:55 AM
To say nothing of having the first two games widely available on modern platforms.
No, this is Patrick.
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
No, this is Patrick.
THE PIG IN THE CITY
December 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
THE PIG IN THE CITY
Okay then, fine.
You remind me of the babe.
You remind me of the babe.
December 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Okay then, fine.
You remind me of the babe.
You remind me of the babe.
I don’t understand this as Nemo is already fictional.
December 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I don’t understand this as Nemo is already fictional.
I miss the Snoqualmie Falls oatmeal…
December 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I miss the Snoqualmie Falls oatmeal…
Am not Dragon Kissing Dork
Am Dragon Holding Lyre
Am Dragon Holding Lyre
December 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Am not Dragon Kissing Dork
Am Dragon Holding Lyre
Am Dragon Holding Lyre
A quick glance had me read that as "Gravy" and I was like yeah that's basically correct.
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
A quick glance had me read that as "Gravy" and I was like yeah that's basically correct.
The secret life of Senator Kinsey.
December 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The secret life of Senator Kinsey.
Plus, certain slip-ons like Crocs can definitely make you a whole lot more staticky.
I managed to fully fry two cordless phones when wearing Crocs around the house.
I managed to fully fry two cordless phones when wearing Crocs around the house.
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Plus, certain slip-ons like Crocs can definitely make you a whole lot more staticky.
I managed to fully fry two cordless phones when wearing Crocs around the house.
I managed to fully fry two cordless phones when wearing Crocs around the house.
Not much, what’s a derecho with you?
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Not much, what’s a derecho with you?
BAH GAWD KING HE’S GOT HIM IN THE SCISSOR LOCK
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
BAH GAWD KING HE’S GOT HIM IN THE SCISSOR LOCK
NO WHEEZING THE JUICE
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
NO WHEEZING THE JUICE
Ah, it was an attempt at an Airplane! joke, alas.
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Ah, it was an attempt at an Airplane! joke, alas.
You’d think after all these years he’d apply himself and get his doctorate like his cousin Pepper.
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You’d think after all these years he’d apply himself and get his doctorate like his cousin Pepper.
yes but brain am hurt nonetheless
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
yes but brain am hurt nonetheless
YOU’RE A SPACE JAG
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
YOU’RE A SPACE JAG
Now singing “horse discourse” to the tune of Mr. Ed
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Now singing “horse discourse” to the tune of Mr. Ed
I think my favorite thing is the random pointless door in the section of wall just below the garage.
It is absolutely emblematic of how lazy the whole thing is, crazy bathrooms aside.
It is absolutely emblematic of how lazy the whole thing is, crazy bathrooms aside.
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I think my favorite thing is the random pointless door in the section of wall just below the garage.
It is absolutely emblematic of how lazy the whole thing is, crazy bathrooms aside.
It is absolutely emblematic of how lazy the whole thing is, crazy bathrooms aside.
Surely you’ve graduated to Senior Mints by now…
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Surely you’ve graduated to Senior Mints by now…
No that’s the Pizza Chef
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
No that’s the Pizza Chef
Is it more or less optimistic to say “not enough tree” as an alternative?
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Is it more or less optimistic to say “not enough tree” as an alternative?