Stymie Coyote
@stymiecoyote.bsky.social
NOTHING MOVES THE BLOB (except grudgingly)
I once went to a grocery store and they paid me $6 to take a frozen turkey and two packs of batteries.
September 18, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I once went to a grocery store and they paid me $6 to take a frozen turkey and two packs of batteries.
One MEEEELION (three hundred eighty five thousand five hundred forty six) user!
September 17, 2024 at 2:16 AM
One MEEEELION (three hundred eighty five thousand five hundred forty six) user!
Photo incomplete, but you get the idea.
Art by anonymous.
Art by anonymous.
August 27, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Photo incomplete, but you get the idea.
Art by anonymous.
Art by anonymous.
No Totoro cameos, but weirdly plenty of Cameo cameos.
Word up!
Word up!
April 13, 2024 at 5:20 PM
No Totoro cameos, but weirdly plenty of Cameo cameos.
Word up!
Word up!
They can't bite your head if your head is too large for most hats.
February 11, 2024 at 4:08 AM
They can't bite your head if your head is too large for most hats.
Only real heads drink the authentic product.
February 4, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Only real heads drink the authentic product.
I love the Aurora in this game.
November 10, 2023 at 3:34 AM
I love the Aurora in this game.
Wait, you said boring premises, shit...
November 9, 2023 at 5:42 AM
Wait, you said boring premises, shit...
I was really bummed when Jessica Drew went back to the boring red-and-yellow unitard after this awesome costume.
October 16, 2023 at 3:36 AM
I was really bummed when Jessica Drew went back to the boring red-and-yellow unitard after this awesome costume.