Sturm von Zarovich (Parody Account)
@sturm-von-zarovich.bsky.social
Just a Normal Accountant who missed a family gathering the right amount of times.
Aggressively supporting my wife Giselle, trying to understand my teenaged son Dimitri and dressing up for tea time with my daughter Rozalia.
Aggressively supporting my wife Giselle, trying to understand my teenaged son Dimitri and dressing up for tea time with my daughter Rozalia.
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I think there is something wrong with that werewolf
a cartoon drawing of a monster with the words dcu perfect bits written below it
Alt: a cartoon drawing of a monster with the words dcu perfect bits written below it
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January 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I think there is something wrong with that werewolf
When the going gets tough I call my wife because one might say she is a fighter and I am a cryer.
January 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
When the going gets tough I call my wife because one might say she is a fighter and I am a cryer.
Sorry I got so caught up with Holiday things, Wishing you all a New Year full of possibilities.
Now to chase my youngest into the woods. Does she understand what is out there?
Rozalia once came home with a full Werewolf she named puppy. That was a mess...
Now to chase my youngest into the woods. Does she understand what is out there?
Rozalia once came home with a full Werewolf she named puppy. That was a mess...
January 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Sorry I got so caught up with Holiday things, Wishing you all a New Year full of possibilities.
Now to chase my youngest into the woods. Does she understand what is out there?
Rozalia once came home with a full Werewolf she named puppy. That was a mess...
Now to chase my youngest into the woods. Does she understand what is out there?
Rozalia once came home with a full Werewolf she named puppy. That was a mess...
Giselle's House rules, she is the only one allowed to shed blood in the living room because she needs to clean the carpet. She likes that carpet.
Im banned from game night, Apparently I'm too "competitive".
I do come by afterward to take the grandkids out for ice cream. Even Jr. I don't care if you're in your 20s. You're never too old for ice cream with Grandpa.
I do come by afterward to take the grandkids out for ice cream. Even Jr. I don't care if you're in your 20s. You're never too old for ice cream with Grandpa.
January 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Giselle's House rules, she is the only one allowed to shed blood in the living room because she needs to clean the carpet. She likes that carpet.
Without downloading any new pics what's your energy going into 2025
January 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Without downloading any new pics what's your energy going into 2025
That was a fun time, which surprises me about going to hell.
For @sturm-von-zarovich.bsky.social I made a photo album of your road trip threw Advernus together. For his wife i promised I would not bring the roast pork I attempted to make.
January 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
That was a fun time, which surprises me about going to hell.
Remember if you need to take your med take them, I did then forgot to make this post...
Anyways everyone take care of yourselves. Loving yourself helps you to help the ones you love.
Anyways everyone take care of yourselves. Loving yourself helps you to help the ones you love.
December 21, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Remember if you need to take your med take them, I did then forgot to make this post...
Anyways everyone take care of yourselves. Loving yourself helps you to help the ones you love.
Anyways everyone take care of yourselves. Loving yourself helps you to help the ones you love.
And here I thought only me and dad could legally tell dad jokes. I guess that it helps when you decide what is legal, ha ha ha
All of the people in this Castle are against me
I swear, I have a real
Staff infection
👉🧛🏻♂️👉
I swear, I have a real
Staff infection
👉🧛🏻♂️👉
December 21, 2024 at 4:24 PM
And here I thought only me and dad could legally tell dad jokes. I guess that it helps when you decide what is legal, ha ha ha
Or get married to the daughter of a rich family to help fund dad's army, bond and fall over the hate of arranged marriages.
My wedding may have only been flashy because of Giselle's family's wealth but no one died.
My wedding may have only been flashy because of Giselle's family's wealth but no one died.
Word to the wise: Elope. Do not invite your family to your wedding.
Some people object, some people rip your throat out.
Some people object, some people rip your throat out.
December 21, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Or get married to the daughter of a rich family to help fund dad's army, bond and fall over the hate of arranged marriages.
My wedding may have only been flashy because of Giselle's family's wealth but no one died.
My wedding may have only been flashy because of Giselle's family's wealth but no one died.
Giselle got me this, she knows me so well.
December 21, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Giselle got me this, she knows me so well.
Ah winter in Barovia, the dark and murky mold green of the forest replaced with the desolate whiteness of the falling snow, perfect time of year to bake cookies and sit around the fire.
And ya know hope we brought in enough wood so no one has to brave the werewolves.
And ya know hope we brought in enough wood so no one has to brave the werewolves.
December 21, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Ah winter in Barovia, the dark and murky mold green of the forest replaced with the desolate whiteness of the falling snow, perfect time of year to bake cookies and sit around the fire.
And ya know hope we brought in enough wood so no one has to brave the werewolves.
And ya know hope we brought in enough wood so no one has to brave the werewolves.
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December 21, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Hey, if anyone likes slightly gonzo zombie western novels, I published mine on Kindle finally and you can get it here! a.co/d/fYMDqUf
Still me and still the most dangerous things I want to deal with is stepping on lego and that racoon we found in the closet at the Barovian tax office. Some how he got a bigger Yule bonus then me...
Barry! That son you have, the one who never had a meaningful transition-from-life? Yeah, still hasn’t.
December 21, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Still me and still the most dangerous things I want to deal with is stepping on lego and that racoon we found in the closet at the Barovian tax office. Some how he got a bigger Yule bonus then me...