reposting this old meme i made for twitter. for no particular reason

If port wine is so good, how come there's no starboard wine?

Do dragons pronk? I wish dragons pronked.

Screaming into the void

Kobolds shouldn't jump on the bed

PSA

One of the greatest line reads of all time. Tim Curry for Command And Conquer, clearly it was a one and done and he could barely stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the line. Perfection

Say hello (and mommy) to my buddies newest OC, Sylk~
She's a buff, curvy naga, total dom, and 'stands' 2.5m tall but will coil the rest of her 18m tail around your body and milk you dry.