petrichor
@stupidcore.bsky.social
They put the non binaries in the forest and the most unhinged found a bluesky acct
One day you'll wake up and realize the Austin Powers piss joke wasnt a joke and youve pissed a solid 3 minutes of solid stream
March 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
One day you'll wake up and realize the Austin Powers piss joke wasnt a joke and youve pissed a solid 3 minutes of solid stream
Wake up babe someone invented the sex four loko
March 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Wake up babe someone invented the sex four loko
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Lusting after studio ghibli moms again it seems nothing has changed in 15 years
February 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Lusting after studio ghibli moms again it seems nothing has changed in 15 years
hypno vids but for making you do daily tasks
February 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
hypno vids but for making you do daily tasks
Sucking on the strap because i want macroplastics in me not micro
February 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Sucking on the strap because i want macroplastics in me not micro
Lake Ontario is next the Gulf of Mexico was just the first step
February 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Lake Ontario is next the Gulf of Mexico was just the first step
god the brainrot is real i started humming the goofy goober song but with gooner instead
that being said we're all goofy gooners yeah
that being said we're all goofy gooners yeah
February 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
god the brainrot is real i started humming the goofy goober song but with gooner instead
that being said we're all goofy gooners yeah
that being said we're all goofy gooners yeah
Gonna turn into a coca cola freestyle but for kinks press my buttons and you can get something wild like earlobe inflation or worm somnophillia
February 3, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Gonna turn into a coca cola freestyle but for kinks press my buttons and you can get something wild like earlobe inflation or worm somnophillia
Licking down the ballsack seam the right way to open up a portal to heaven everyone can do this if you cant youre not trying
February 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Licking down the ballsack seam the right way to open up a portal to heaven everyone can do this if you cant youre not trying
Its in my will that if im on my deathbed all my oomfs are allowed to do the shinji scene
February 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Its in my will that if im on my deathbed all my oomfs are allowed to do the shinji scene
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they have got to stop labeling that button "FREE PARACHUTE RIDE." how could you not? it's free
JUST IN: F-35 fighter jet crashes at Eielson Air Force Base in Alaska. The pilot survived
January 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
they have got to stop labeling that button "FREE PARACHUTE RIDE." how could you not? it's free
No im not bouncing on it you bastard, im nearing 30 and my knees click when i stand up, Im wiggling on it and asking you to do all the work how dare you make me be on top
January 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
No im not bouncing on it you bastard, im nearing 30 and my knees click when i stand up, Im wiggling on it and asking you to do all the work how dare you make me be on top
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
the boys with vocal fry and the girls with bass in their voice are fighting in my dreams rn
January 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
the boys with vocal fry and the girls with bass in their voice are fighting in my dreams rn
that snail trail thing but ball sweat instead
yeah thats it thats the post
yeah thats it thats the post
January 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
that snail trail thing but ball sweat instead
yeah thats it thats the post
yeah thats it thats the post
She let me hit because i memorized every one of her stuffies names & backstories, and asked how their days were
January 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
She let me hit because i memorized every one of her stuffies names & backstories, and asked how their days were
Why crash out when you can crash your car into me at high rates of speed
January 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Why crash out when you can crash your car into me at high rates of speed
80% of my friendships are me bringing some stupid meme as a tribute to them for 5 minutes of attention idk if that's healthy but i feel like a stray cat giving everyone in the neighborhood a dead pigeon
January 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
80% of my friendships are me bringing some stupid meme as a tribute to them for 5 minutes of attention idk if that's healthy but i feel like a stray cat giving everyone in the neighborhood a dead pigeon
Its suck the strap saturday remember to drool on that pvc
January 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Its suck the strap saturday remember to drool on that pvc
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I want a Bionicle dating sim where you play Gali trying to choose between 5 Toa romantic options.
TAHU the popular one
KOPAKA the bad boy
LEWA the environmentally conscious trans girl
POHATU the jock
ONUA the sensitive artist
TAHU the popular one
KOPAKA the bad boy
LEWA the environmentally conscious trans girl
POHATU the jock
ONUA the sensitive artist
January 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I want a Bionicle dating sim where you play Gali trying to choose between 5 Toa romantic options.
TAHU the popular one
KOPAKA the bad boy
LEWA the environmentally conscious trans girl
POHATU the jock
ONUA the sensitive artist
TAHU the popular one
KOPAKA the bad boy
LEWA the environmentally conscious trans girl
POHATU the jock
ONUA the sensitive artist
All the good people moved to bluescroat fine motherfucker ill use it who wants to talk about autoerotic waterboarding
January 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
All the good people moved to bluescroat fine motherfucker ill use it who wants to talk about autoerotic waterboarding
Shes bouncing on it (punching me in the face repeatedly) strong style for me
January 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Shes bouncing on it (punching me in the face repeatedly) strong style for me
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this was probably the most "toss weed out of a moving car" throw i've ever seen a quarterback make
this is the sort of play that shouldn't be able to be called a pass, if you're going to judge what kind of things are legitimate passes
January 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
this was probably the most "toss weed out of a moving car" throw i've ever seen a quarterback make
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