Stuff Blake Does
@stuffblakedoes.bsky.social
Writer, Game Master (Pathfinder 2e, Monster of the Week, D&D 5e) and I physically can’t stop making puns.
My Substack: fiction, humor, film reviews!
https://open.substack.com/pub/blakerton?r=zcx49&utm_medium=ios
My Substack: fiction, humor, film reviews!
https://open.substack.com/pub/blakerton?r=zcx49&utm_medium=ios
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
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GM Tip:
Narrate failures through the competence of the PCs against a hazardous world.
They're a skilled thief, but the trap is rusted.
They have a glib tongue, but the guard is already being coerced.
They're strong, but even a giant couldn't lift this portcullis.
Narrate failures through the competence of the PCs against a hazardous world.
They're a skilled thief, but the trap is rusted.
They have a glib tongue, but the guard is already being coerced.
They're strong, but even a giant couldn't lift this portcullis.
October 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM
GM Tip:
Narrate failures through the competence of the PCs against a hazardous world.
They're a skilled thief, but the trap is rusted.
They have a glib tongue, but the guard is already being coerced.
They're strong, but even a giant couldn't lift this portcullis.
Narrate failures through the competence of the PCs against a hazardous world.
They're a skilled thief, but the trap is rusted.
They have a glib tongue, but the guard is already being coerced.
They're strong, but even a giant couldn't lift this portcullis.
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Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
WASHINGTON—In what they described as a disappointing turn in the ongoing negotiations, White House officials confirmed Wednesday that diplomatic talks had broken down between President Donald Trump an...
theonion.com
October 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
After a couple of pivots I’m at a bar that is very familiar but before everyone else.
I think I time traveled here.
I think I time traveled here.
October 24, 2025 at 5:26 AM
After a couple of pivots I’m at a bar that is very familiar but before everyone else.
I think I time traveled here.
I think I time traveled here.
I can't find the document that details every super hero and super villain I made for my super powered setting.
I know i didn't delete it.
I just can't find it.
I KNOW I had it as a Microsoft Word document, but since I don't have word anymore i guess I don't get to have it.
Super cool.
I know i didn't delete it.
I just can't find it.
I KNOW I had it as a Microsoft Word document, but since I don't have word anymore i guess I don't get to have it.
Super cool.
October 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I can't find the document that details every super hero and super villain I made for my super powered setting.
I know i didn't delete it.
I just can't find it.
I KNOW I had it as a Microsoft Word document, but since I don't have word anymore i guess I don't get to have it.
Super cool.
I know i didn't delete it.
I just can't find it.
I KNOW I had it as a Microsoft Word document, but since I don't have word anymore i guess I don't get to have it.
Super cool.
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MASS WORLD PROTESTS THREAD:👇🧵
The Revolution Will Not Be Televised.
While 90% of media (owned by 6 billionaires) were focusing on getting teachers fired for calling Kirk a nazi… there were mass protests all over the world!
Did you hear about any of them?
I dug up some videos:👇🧵
The Revolution Will Not Be Televised.
While 90% of media (owned by 6 billionaires) were focusing on getting teachers fired for calling Kirk a nazi… there were mass protests all over the world!
Did you hear about any of them?
I dug up some videos:👇🧵
September 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
MASS WORLD PROTESTS THREAD:👇🧵
The Revolution Will Not Be Televised.
While 90% of media (owned by 6 billionaires) were focusing on getting teachers fired for calling Kirk a nazi… there were mass protests all over the world!
Did you hear about any of them?
I dug up some videos:👇🧵
The Revolution Will Not Be Televised.
While 90% of media (owned by 6 billionaires) were focusing on getting teachers fired for calling Kirk a nazi… there were mass protests all over the world!
Did you hear about any of them?
I dug up some videos:👇🧵
Oh snap it’s October??
Better get the cauldron out of the garage and see where I can get some eye of newt.
Better get the cauldron out of the garage and see where I can get some eye of newt.
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Oh snap it’s October??
Better get the cauldron out of the garage and see where I can get some eye of newt.
Better get the cauldron out of the garage and see where I can get some eye of newt.
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quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
The Correct Way to Make Genie Wishes
A helpful guide for the wish-anxious!
blakerton.substack.com
September 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Finally watching Almost Famous (thanks being ever so slightly under the weather) thanks to Kanopy, the movie streaming library app!
September 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Finally watching Almost Famous (thanks being ever so slightly under the weather) thanks to Kanopy, the movie streaming library app!
Interesting read, it's giving me something to chew on as an armchair philospher and person living in this hellscape that is America.
open.substack.com/pub/resistre...
open.substack.com/pub/resistre...
Trump’s Dictatorship Is Failing—PROVE ME WRONG
An essay full of realistic optimism
open.substack.com
September 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Interesting read, it's giving me something to chew on as an armchair philospher and person living in this hellscape that is America.
open.substack.com/pub/resistre...
open.substack.com/pub/resistre...
Why the crap does my nose always run when I sit at this PARTICULAR table in me coffeeshop? Is it cursed? Am I cursed??
September 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Why the crap does my nose always run when I sit at this PARTICULAR table in me coffeeshop? Is it cursed? Am I cursed??
Holy shit.
This cold brew actually might fix me. Better keep drinking it to be sure.
This cold brew actually might fix me. Better keep drinking it to be sure.
September 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Holy shit.
This cold brew actually might fix me. Better keep drinking it to be sure.
This cold brew actually might fix me. Better keep drinking it to be sure.
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Since many of us are cancelling streaming services, now might also be a good time to support writers and artists. Times are extremely tough for creatives, so why not buy a book, commission an art piece, sign up for a Patreon, tip your favorite creators. Everything helps.
September 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Since many of us are cancelling streaming services, now might also be a good time to support writers and artists. Times are extremely tough for creatives, so why not buy a book, commission an art piece, sign up for a Patreon, tip your favorite creators. Everything helps.
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It sucks so bad when you're writing something and as you're typing you can tell it's-not BAD but just, not where it needs to be- but you put the words down so you can work with something as opposed to nothing.
September 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
It sucks so bad when you're writing something and as you're typing you can tell it's-not BAD but just, not where it needs to be- but you put the words down so you can work with something as opposed to nothing.
Just sang my usual song at karaoke, “Float On” by Modest Mouse at a bar 3 blocks away.
Two women asked me if I was IN Modest Mouse partly for the singing and because I LOOK like a dude who would be in Modest Mouse.
Either way, terribly flattering.
Two women asked me if I was IN Modest Mouse partly for the singing and because I LOOK like a dude who would be in Modest Mouse.
Either way, terribly flattering.
September 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Just sang my usual song at karaoke, “Float On” by Modest Mouse at a bar 3 blocks away.
Two women asked me if I was IN Modest Mouse partly for the singing and because I LOOK like a dude who would be in Modest Mouse.
Either way, terribly flattering.
Two women asked me if I was IN Modest Mouse partly for the singing and because I LOOK like a dude who would be in Modest Mouse.
Either way, terribly flattering.
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bet sharks accidentally eating humans instead of seals is like biting into a raisin cookie expecting it to be chocolate chip.
August 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
bet sharks accidentally eating humans instead of seals is like biting into a raisin cookie expecting it to be chocolate chip.
Doing a lil “rage like you’re 20” run till Sunday then shutting down all drinking, spending money, non-writing and day job crap for the rest of August.
I gotta get back to Tutorial Mode Blake, before all the mods.
I gotta get back to Tutorial Mode Blake, before all the mods.
August 15, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Doing a lil “rage like you’re 20” run till Sunday then shutting down all drinking, spending money, non-writing and day job crap for the rest of August.
I gotta get back to Tutorial Mode Blake, before all the mods.
I gotta get back to Tutorial Mode Blake, before all the mods.
The sweat game I’m playing? I’m coming in first place bay-beee.
August 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The sweat game I’m playing? I’m coming in first place bay-beee.
Truly some of my greatest work. And by greatest I mean frustratingly stupid.
open.substack.com/pub/blakerto...
open.substack.com/pub/blakerto...
I'm Going to Coordinate the Live Action Dog Avengers
Hollywood sucks now, so who cares?
open.substack.com
August 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Truly some of my greatest work. And by greatest I mean frustratingly stupid.
open.substack.com/pub/blakerto...
open.substack.com/pub/blakerto...
Damn.
These Triscuits are hitting just right.
These Triscuits are hitting just right.
August 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Damn.
These Triscuits are hitting just right.
These Triscuits are hitting just right.
It’s nice being anonymous b/c I can bitch and drag Delta airline’s name all I want in a drunken rage and I won’t get any real flack.
August 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
It’s nice being anonymous b/c I can bitch and drag Delta airline’s name all I want in a drunken rage and I won’t get any real flack.
I miss typing on my laptop!!
August 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I miss typing on my laptop!!
That feeling when you can’t find your wallet and you realize you can’t even picture the last time you saw it is pretty bad.
It’s cool, I found mine in the car, somehow stuffed between the console and the driver’s seat.
It’s cool, I found mine in the car, somehow stuffed between the console and the driver’s seat.
August 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
That feeling when you can’t find your wallet and you realize you can’t even picture the last time you saw it is pretty bad.
It’s cool, I found mine in the car, somehow stuffed between the console and the driver’s seat.
It’s cool, I found mine in the car, somehow stuffed between the console and the driver’s seat.