I actually finally completed the path of pain!!
I think Silksong being so maddeningly hard made me better at it

It's been 84 years

Preparing for Silksong by trying to do the path of pain. Cannot believe I'm about halfway

Anyone coming to the upcoming Liminal Tales show at the Water Rats in kings x can pick up a new short story from me in the zine on sale. It's called "The Lost Finale of Johnny and Janey" it's about a bizarre final episode of an old 70s sitcom.
www.ticketsource.co.uk/liminaltales

Emily got me this for my birthday and I just got to it. Sooooo good! Fun and breezy prose style with dark and harsh subject matter. Come Closer by Sara Gran. Love it love it love it

Sooo I guess this means people like it when I talk about Peep Show

So it looks like I'm going to the last Black Sabbath show

Checked Twitter for the first time in months - now on the tweets with media tab it's just contextless GIFs and pictures. You have to tap on it to see the tweet it's from....
I'm starting to wonder if Musk is even sentient at this point, let alone a "genius"

Just saw Stewart Lee's new show in St Albans. The fire alarm went off towards the end and we had Stewart Lee dressed as a werewolf with a prosthetic penis announcing he is our fire marshall ordering us to evacuate the venue....its been a strange evening.

Doctor who fan here - actually Daily Express, the reason I got angry watching Joy to the World was remembering how papers like your one had the fucking audacity to claim "it doesn't matter that our side broke the rules, move on, move on!"

Too many posts I see online are about how being in your 30s makes you old and you can't do exciting things anymore. Look I went to see Slipknot and went in a mosh pit! I'm not that old! (Almost everyone around me had grey hair or a bald head and the pit was much milder than I remember them being.)

Keep seeing trailers for this ITV show called 'Playing Nice' and I really don't get the source of the drama.
"Do they keep the sons they have raised and loved?"
....um, yes, obviously, why is that a question?

Hey everyone
My New Short film 'Got Your Nose' can now be seen online in the below collection at the London Lift-Off film festival.
(if you watch, remember to vote for us please) checkout.liftoff.network/judges-londo...
checkout.liftoff.network/judges-londo...

Apparently I've spent far too much time listening to Sleep Token this year

I bought a new chair. It is now Cleo's new chair.

Twitter is still perfectly functional.
It was also founded 01 Jan 1970

Am on holiday. I found an abandoned hotel. I wanted to go to the second floor but there weren't any stairs and I haven't unlocked the space jump ability yet.