Jess P
@strudel17.bsky.social
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we all know that folks go to jupiter to get more stupider, and mars for more candy bars. but did you know, they also go to venus to get more penis, and uranus for... well, i think you can figure that one out
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
we all know that folks go to jupiter to get more stupider, and mars for more candy bars. but did you know, they also go to venus to get more penis, and uranus for... well, i think you can figure that one out
How am I expected to work when they just announced that Red, White, & Royal Wedding got the green light.
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😭
October 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
How am I expected to work when they just announced that Red, White, & Royal Wedding got the green light.
😭
😭
There's no greater person to have spent the last five years with. There's no greater person to spend the rest of my life with.
I love you, @elohelecksdee.bsky.social ! Thank you for always being by my side and in my corner. 😘
I love you, @elohelecksdee.bsky.social ! Thank you for always being by my side and in my corner. 😘
October 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
There's no greater person to have spent the last five years with. There's no greater person to spend the rest of my life with.
I love you, @elohelecksdee.bsky.social ! Thank you for always being by my side and in my corner. 😘
I love you, @elohelecksdee.bsky.social ! Thank you for always being by my side and in my corner. 😘
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Ugh... Every single cake order I have to make, today, is going to piss me off. 😑
April 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Ugh... Every single cake order I have to make, today, is going to piss me off. 😑
I will never not ugly sob at the ending of Fruits Basket.
March 28, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I will never not ugly sob at the ending of Fruits Basket.
You think you're always right, but really you're just a confused horse girl.
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🐴
March 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
You think you're always right, but really you're just a confused horse girl.
🐴
🐴
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It was, in fact, a little green
March 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It was, in fact, a little green
Overheard at the zoo:
"The only ugly one, here, is YOU, Michaela!"
"The only ugly one, here, is YOU, Michaela!"
March 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Overheard at the zoo:
"The only ugly one, here, is YOU, Michaela!"
"The only ugly one, here, is YOU, Michaela!"
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February 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Welcome to my new favorite video.
youtu.be/rHLifi-VzSQ?...
I love space and I am perpetually 12 years old. 🌌 ☄️🪐
youtu.be/rHLifi-VzSQ?...
I love space and I am perpetually 12 years old. 🌌 ☄️🪐
Falling Into Uranus (Simulation)
YouTube video by Stargaze
youtu.be
February 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Welcome to my new favorite video.
youtu.be/rHLifi-VzSQ?...
I love space and I am perpetually 12 years old. 🌌 ☄️🪐
youtu.be/rHLifi-VzSQ?...
I love space and I am perpetually 12 years old. 🌌 ☄️🪐
I hope everyone had a great Superb Owl Sunday! 🦉 🦉 🦉
Did you know the smallest owl in the world is the Elf Owl?
...what? What do you mean football? I don't think owls can play football.
Did you know the smallest owl in the world is the Elf Owl?
...what? What do you mean football? I don't think owls can play football.
February 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I hope everyone had a great Superb Owl Sunday! 🦉 🦉 🦉
Did you know the smallest owl in the world is the Elf Owl?
...what? What do you mean football? I don't think owls can play football.
Did you know the smallest owl in the world is the Elf Owl?
...what? What do you mean football? I don't think owls can play football.
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and for my final wish, Genie, i want to absolutely nail every karaoke attempt of "i believe in a thing called love" by the darkness
February 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
and for my final wish, Genie, i want to absolutely nail every karaoke attempt of "i believe in a thing called love" by the darkness
I love this state.
An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.
February 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I love this state.
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"high fantasy" is when the elves smoke weed
February 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
"high fantasy" is when the elves smoke weed
Every day I skate, I get a little bit closer to where I was in high school. 🥰🛼🛼
February 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Every day I skate, I get a little bit closer to where I was in high school. 🥰🛼🛼
Good morning! Today is being brought to you by the law offices of Murphy & Murphy. 😩
January 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Good morning! Today is being brought to you by the law offices of Murphy & Murphy. 😩