Scott Stroz
@stroz.dev
Husband. Father. Coder. Golfer. Gamer. Die-hard NY Giants fan.
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🚀 Exciting News!
Part 2 of MySQL Basics is live! This time, we're diving into MySQL Shell, your gateway to interactive database exploration. Perfect for beginners eager to get hands-on with their data. Check it out and start your journey today!
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#MySQL #Databases
Part 2 of MySQL Basics is live! This time, we're diving into MySQL Shell, your gateway to interactive database exploration. Perfect for beginners eager to get hands-on with their data. Check it out and start your journey today!
blogs.oracle.com/mysql/post/m...
#MySQL #Databases
September 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
🚀 Exciting News!
Part 2 of MySQL Basics is live! This time, we're diving into MySQL Shell, your gateway to interactive database exploration. Perfect for beginners eager to get hands-on with their data. Check it out and start your journey today!
blogs.oracle.com/mysql/post/m...
#MySQL #Databases
Part 2 of MySQL Basics is live! This time, we're diving into MySQL Shell, your gateway to interactive database exploration. Perfect for beginners eager to get hands-on with their data. Check it out and start your journey today!
blogs.oracle.com/mysql/post/m...
#MySQL #Databases
Growing up, I was not adequately prepared for how often I would say, "This is a good rain."
September 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Growing up, I was not adequately prepared for how often I would say, "This is a good rain."
MySQL Basics is here!
Kick off your journey with Part 1: “Understanding the Building Blocks of Databases.” We break down instances, schemas, tables, columns, and rows with a fun library (and pizza!) analogy—perfect for beginners.
blogs.oracle.com/mysql/post/m...
#MySQL #Databases #LearnSQL
Kick off your journey with Part 1: “Understanding the Building Blocks of Databases.” We break down instances, schemas, tables, columns, and rows with a fun library (and pizza!) analogy—perfect for beginners.
blogs.oracle.com/mysql/post/m...
#MySQL #Databases #LearnSQL
September 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
MySQL Basics is here!
Kick off your journey with Part 1: “Understanding the Building Blocks of Databases.” We break down instances, schemas, tables, columns, and rows with a fun library (and pizza!) analogy—perfect for beginners.
blogs.oracle.com/mysql/post/m...
#MySQL #Databases #LearnSQL
Kick off your journey with Part 1: “Understanding the Building Blocks of Databases.” We break down instances, schemas, tables, columns, and rows with a fun library (and pizza!) analogy—perfect for beginners.
blogs.oracle.com/mysql/post/m...
#MySQL #Databases #LearnSQL
I don't know who needs to hear this *cough* Brian Daboll *cough*, but not kicking a FG because you are afraid of the yardage you may give up on a kickoff is fucking stupid.
September 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this *cough* Brian Daboll *cough*, but not kicking a FG because you are afraid of the yardage you may give up on a kickoff is fucking stupid.
Watch as not one single conservative will admit they were wrong about Charlie Kirk's killer or apologize for their rhetoric aimed at Democrats, "the left", trans people, etc.
September 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Watch as not one single conservative will admit they were wrong about Charlie Kirk's killer or apologize for their rhetoric aimed at Democrats, "the left", trans people, etc.
I am curious: On December 7, 1965, did people say "never forget" to each other?
September 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I am curious: On December 7, 1965, did people say "never forget" to each other?
Since Brian Daboll has been the head coach of the NY Giants, they have failed to score a TD in the first half of their week 1 game 4 times. They have failed to score a TD in week 1 for the last 3 years.
I'm beginning to think he's not a very good football coach.
I'm beginning to think he's not a very good football coach.
September 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Since Brian Daboll has been the head coach of the NY Giants, they have failed to score a TD in the first half of their week 1 game 4 times. They have failed to score a TD in week 1 for the last 3 years.
I'm beginning to think he's not a very good football coach.
I'm beginning to think he's not a very good football coach.
🏈 Used AI to name my fantasy teams this year instead of my usual 3-hour brainstorming sessions.
AI isn't just for work anymore - it's perfect for the fun, ridiculous stuff too!
Full story: stroz.dev/posts/2025/s...
#FantasyFootball #AI #TechLife
AI isn't just for work anymore - it's perfect for the fun, ridiculous stuff too!
Full story: stroz.dev/posts/2025/s...
#FantasyFootball #AI #TechLife
More GenAI Fun | The Stroz
I used Microsoft Copilot to completely transform my...
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September 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
🏈 Used AI to name my fantasy teams this year instead of my usual 3-hour brainstorming sessions.
AI isn't just for work anymore - it's perfect for the fun, ridiculous stuff too!
Full story: stroz.dev/posts/2025/s...
#FantasyFootball #AI #TechLife
AI isn't just for work anymore - it's perfect for the fun, ridiculous stuff too!
Full story: stroz.dev/posts/2025/s...
#FantasyFootball #AI #TechLife
For the first time since August of 1957, the list of top 5 Yankee home run hitters has changed.
All rise!
All rise!
August 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
For the first time since August of 1957, the list of top 5 Yankee home run hitters has changed.
All rise!
All rise!
Dear Colts Fans,
I feel your pain.
Respectfully,
A New York Giants fan
I feel your pain.
Respectfully,
A New York Giants fan
August 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Dear Colts Fans,
I feel your pain.
Respectfully,
A New York Giants fan
I feel your pain.
Respectfully,
A New York Giants fan
It seems, to a MAGA-addled brain, that throwing a sandwich at a law enforcement officer is a much worse offense than beating one with a flagpole.
August 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It seems, to a MAGA-addled brain, that throwing a sandwich at a law enforcement officer is a much worse offense than beating one with a flagpole.
This belongs in the insult Hall Of Fame.
August 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This belongs in the insult Hall Of Fame.
Preseason football is not real football, but it's better than no football.
August 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Preseason football is not real football, but it's better than no football.
There is nothing insufficient about my veins. I have the most sufficient veins of any human ever. No one has ever seen more sufficient veins than mine. Joe Biden has insufficient veins. That's why they call him 'Bad Veins Biden'.
- Donald Trump (probably soon)
- Donald Trump (probably soon)
July 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
There is nothing insufficient about my veins. I have the most sufficient veins of any human ever. No one has ever seen more sufficient veins than mine. Joe Biden has insufficient veins. That's why they call him 'Bad Veins Biden'.
- Donald Trump (probably soon)
- Donald Trump (probably soon)
Imagine being the CEO of a company and bringing your mistress to a big concert by a very popular band, engaging in flagrant public displays of affection, and then blaming the band because your affair was displayed on the screens in the stadium for everyone to see.
Imagine being that arrogant.
Imagine being that arrogant.
July 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Imagine being the CEO of a company and bringing your mistress to a big concert by a very popular band, engaging in flagrant public displays of affection, and then blaming the band because your affair was displayed on the screens in the stadium for everyone to see.
Imagine being that arrogant.
Imagine being that arrogant.
I'm just throwing this out there:
I don't care who is on the Epstein list, I want them all brought to justice.
I don't care who is on the Epstein list, I want them all brought to justice.
July 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I'm just throwing this out there:
I don't care who is on the Epstein list, I want them all brought to justice.
I don't care who is on the Epstein list, I want them all brought to justice.
Reposted by Scott Stroz
When Trump does something stupid and you say people will die because of this, you will accused of being emotional and overreacting until people die because of it. Then you will be accused of politicizing it.
This encapsulates all of Trump's policies.
This encapsulates all of Trump's policies.
July 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
When Trump does something stupid and you say people will die because of this, you will accused of being emotional and overreacting until people die because of it. Then you will be accused of politicizing it.
This encapsulates all of Trump's policies.
This encapsulates all of Trump's policies.
Name a song that is a great way to start or end a workout.
I'll go first:
Thunderstruck
I'll go first:
Thunderstruck
July 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Name a song that is a great way to start or end a workout.
I'll go first:
Thunderstruck
I'll go first:
Thunderstruck
Live your life in such a way that on your birthday 11 million people don't hold a party to publicly express how much they despise you.
June 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Live your life in such a way that on your birthday 11 million people don't hold a party to publicly express how much they despise you.
I used AI + a Spotify MCP server to build the perfect walking playlist—consistent tempo, better pace, and even shaved minutes off my best time. Small tech tweak, big results. Full story here: stroz.dev/posts/2025/j...
Using AI to Get Fit | The Stroz
I'm using AI to help me get in shape. But it might not...
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June 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I used AI + a Spotify MCP server to build the perfect walking playlist—consistent tempo, better pace, and even shaved minutes off my best time. Small tech tweak, big results. Full story here: stroz.dev/posts/2025/j...
MySQL Router now makes transparent read/write splitting easier than ever! Connect your app to a single endpoint and let MySQL Router direct traffic to the right InnoDB replica. Watch the latest video to learn the simple commands to configure and test this feature. #MySQL #Database
Episode-091 - Transparent Read/Write Splitting with MySQL Router
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June 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Find someone who looks at you the way Norm looked at beer.
RIP Mr. Peterson.
RIP Mr. Peterson.
May 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Find someone who looks at you the way Norm looked at beer.
RIP Mr. Peterson.
RIP Mr. Peterson.