Scott Stroz
@stroz.dev
Husband. Father. Coder. Golfer. Gamer. Die-hard NY Giants fan.
Thoughts are my own.
Thoughts are my own.
🚀 Exciting News!
Part 2 of MySQL Basics is live! This time, we're diving into MySQL Shell, your gateway to interactive database exploration. Perfect for beginners eager to get hands-on with their data. Check it out and start your journey today!
blogs.oracle.com/mysql/post/m...
#MySQL #Databases
Part 2 of MySQL Basics is live! This time, we're diving into MySQL Shell, your gateway to interactive database exploration. Perfect for beginners eager to get hands-on with their data. Check it out and start your journey today!
blogs.oracle.com/mysql/post/m...
#MySQL #Databases
September 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
🚀 Exciting News!
Part 2 of MySQL Basics is live! This time, we're diving into MySQL Shell, your gateway to interactive database exploration. Perfect for beginners eager to get hands-on with their data. Check it out and start your journey today!
blogs.oracle.com/mysql/post/m...
#MySQL #Databases
Part 2 of MySQL Basics is live! This time, we're diving into MySQL Shell, your gateway to interactive database exploration. Perfect for beginners eager to get hands-on with their data. Check it out and start your journey today!
blogs.oracle.com/mysql/post/m...
#MySQL #Databases
MySQL Basics is here!
Kick off your journey with Part 1: “Understanding the Building Blocks of Databases.” We break down instances, schemas, tables, columns, and rows with a fun library (and pizza!) analogy—perfect for beginners.
blogs.oracle.com/mysql/post/m...
#MySQL #Databases #LearnSQL
Kick off your journey with Part 1: “Understanding the Building Blocks of Databases.” We break down instances, schemas, tables, columns, and rows with a fun library (and pizza!) analogy—perfect for beginners.
blogs.oracle.com/mysql/post/m...
#MySQL #Databases #LearnSQL
September 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
MySQL Basics is here!
Kick off your journey with Part 1: “Understanding the Building Blocks of Databases.” We break down instances, schemas, tables, columns, and rows with a fun library (and pizza!) analogy—perfect for beginners.
blogs.oracle.com/mysql/post/m...
#MySQL #Databases #LearnSQL
Kick off your journey with Part 1: “Understanding the Building Blocks of Databases.” We break down instances, schemas, tables, columns, and rows with a fun library (and pizza!) analogy—perfect for beginners.
blogs.oracle.com/mysql/post/m...
#MySQL #Databases #LearnSQL
This belongs in the insult Hall Of Fame.
August 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This belongs in the insult Hall Of Fame.
Find someone who looks at you the way Norm looked at beer.
RIP Mr. Peterson.
RIP Mr. Peterson.
May 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Find someone who looks at you the way Norm looked at beer.
RIP Mr. Peterson.
RIP Mr. Peterson.
Kicking off the MySQL and HeatWave Summit 2025!
April 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Kicking off the MySQL and HeatWave Summit 2025!
If you believe Trump is 6'3" and weighs only 224 lbs., here is a picture of someone who more closely matches those numbers: DK Metcalf, a pro football player.
April 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
If you believe Trump is 6'3" and weighs only 224 lbs., here is a picture of someone who more closely matches those numbers: DK Metcalf, a pro football player.
If you are at SCaLE 22x and would like a chance to be one of the first people in the US with a limited edition, 30th anniversary Sakila plushy, come to my session about MySQL Shell at 12:30 PM in Ballroom H!
March 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
If you are at SCaLE 22x and would like a chance to be one of the first people in the US with a limited edition, 30th anniversary Sakila plushy, come to my session about MySQL Shell at 12:30 PM in Ballroom H!
*Trans people exist*
MAGA:
MAGA:
January 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
*Trans people exist*
MAGA:
MAGA:
Sometimes, I crack myself up.
January 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Sometimes, I crack myself up.
I am thinking of sending some of these to 1600 Penn. Ave.
January 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I am thinking of sending some of these to 1600 Penn. Ave.
I really do love the Internet.
January 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I really do love the Internet.
Whenever I let my dog outside when there is snow on the ground, I am reminded of Bill Keane's Family Circus and Billy's circuitous routes to do simple tasks.
January 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Whenever I let my dog outside when there is snow on the ground, I am reminded of Bill Keane's Family Circus and Billy's circuitous routes to do simple tasks.
We need more teachers like this.
December 6, 2024 at 4:47 PM
We need more teachers like this.
This could be the funniest thing I will see all week.
December 2, 2024 at 7:13 PM
This could be the funniest thing I will see all week.
No stat changes, please.
November 19, 2024 at 4:36 AM
No stat changes, please.
Post a picture you took to bring some Zen into the zone.
November 16, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Post a picture you took to bring some Zen into the zone.
I tried taking a picture of the moon.
It didn't turn out the way I wanted, but I still think it's cool
It didn't turn out the way I wanted, but I still think it's cool
November 16, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I tried taking a picture of the moon.
It didn't turn out the way I wanted, but I still think it's cool
It didn't turn out the way I wanted, but I still think it's cool
