Steve📐
strofo-socl.bsky.social
Steve📐
@strofo-socl.bsky.social
Enjoys watching anything getting milled on a lathe.
December 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Master and Commander: Monkey Business
25 Dec 1810 // 12-gun brig HMS Monkey, part of the blockade of Lorient, ran aground and was wrecked on Belle-Île in Quiberon Bay in a gale. Her commanding officer and one seaman died trying to reach the shore, and the rest of her crew were taken prisoner by the French. #RoyalNavy #NavalHistory
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The French equivalent of the TSA probably creates a two square meter charcuterie spread each night from confiscated food.
Jealous. We once had Camembert confiscated at Charles de Gaulle because it counted at a "liquid."
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The flat-earthers have argued online that the moon landings are "a load of hooey" — and we should explain this, with a voice arguing that the landings are real, and another arguing that they were filmed at Area 51. There's a genuine debate here. If we cut down the Aldrin quotes, we'd have the time.
Belatedly, this line from Weiss' memo is...something

Let's get someone who says banishing to CECOT was legit, she says

Here's the thing: There's a consensus among legal experts that *wasn't* legit

You can find someone who says moon is made outta Fluffernutter. Doesn't mean you should quote 'em
December 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Manscaredtoridethesubwaysayswhat?
Sean Duffy on blue states: "What I can do is I can pull their money. That's the leverage I do have ... I guarantee you that the federal taxpayer is not going to fund their roads and bridges and their systems when they are putting illegals on the roads."
December 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Just going to guess that the "radar interference" is, at most, that a wind farm can show up on radar.
Burgum: "Today we're sending notifications to the 5 large offshore wind projects that are under construction that their leases will be suspended due to national security concerns ... the Dept of War has come back conclusively that these large offshore wind programs create radar interference"
December 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
At least it will be easy to revert.
So they’re really gonna go with “The Donald J. Trump and The John F. Kennedy Center” huh

Like they literally just pasted his name at the top regardless of whether it made plain sense in English
December 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
December 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
When you don’t want to do journalism, but are running a news division.
December 20, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Did anyone else think it was hilarious that in the avengers movies, someone says that with the infinity stones thanos can achieve his goal with a snap of his fingers, and it sounds like a figure of speech, but it winds up that he literally needs to snap?
December 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I’d maybe take a closer look at the financial records of Cantor Fitzgerald.
FOX: If you cut something by 100%, the cost goes down to 0. If you cut it by 600%, the drug companies are actually paying you

LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times

F: Not a 600% cut

L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
December 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Make this the new front in the affordability campaign.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
In a pickle, are you?

That sounds awesome! Pickles are delicious.
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Get paid 5 times the cost of a drug to take it? Only in America!
LOLLL Trump claims he’s cutting drug prices by 600 percent, which is not possible
December 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I will say this: even if obvious, unfettered is a good title for that book. I’m not sure what american canto is supposed to indicate, except that the author has a really inflated sense of self importance.
well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Reposted by Steve📐
how could you blunder into this with such precision
December 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
They’re calling it the most tone-deaf movie of all time.
The trailer for Melania’s movie is out.
December 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I’m latke-pilled. I’m oil-maxxing. Going lipid mode.

Chanukah sameach!
December 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Pontiac Cis Am.
December 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Woke up from a nap today to the news from Australia, justas two of our kids were at a Chanukah event at our synagogue.

The news filled me with deep sadness, and also made fears that I’m normally able to dismiss as unfounded, feel much more rational.
December 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Reposted by Steve📐
How do we know the Holy Roman Emperor Charles V had a dirty mouth?

He was on a Diet of Worms.
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
“Jingle Bells?”
Yeah, that song sleighs.
December 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This looks awful, apple.
December 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Tell me you don’t know what the word “implication” means without telling me you don’t know what the word “implication” means.
December 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Okay, so for steaks…
leidenfrost effect ✅
maillard effect ✅
cherenkov effect ❌
December 10, 2025 at 6:56 AM