streussal.bsky.social
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Our pretend facts are just as good as the real thing. If not better.
Time magazine quotes Canadian satirical website The Beaverton
A recent Time magazine article used a quote from Canadian satire site, the Beaverton, as a fact in reference to U.S. relationships with other countries.
www.ctvnews.ca
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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I had no idea our pornography was subject to Canadian content quotas to begin with and I have so many questions
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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🦃🎮 Creator Day returns this Friday with the start of our Black Friday 2025 Sitewide Sale. For 24 hours we'll waive our free on all transactions. Over 15,000 projects to be on sale from this Friday through December 3rd. More details here itch.io/blog/1124058/creator...
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Holy shit this is real 😂

(And by "real" I of course mean "fake, but really there in the Time magazine article")

time.com/7322035/us-t...
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Satan unsure how to deal with sinners who are in Hell for masochistic sex
Satan unsure how to deal with sinners who are in Hell for masochistic sex
SECOND CIRCLE OF HELL ― Speaking over screams for pity and the roaring wind buffeting those unfortunate souls convicted of regular lust, the Prince of Darkness expressed frustration Wednesday with the...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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As mayor of New York Mamdani controls access to the one thing Trump values above all else: tickets to CATS.
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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This is a really interesting article about a horrifying distortion of sign language happening in the UK, and which its creators are now trying to export to other countries and their sign languages

Learn actual sign languages from Deaf people, not from hearing people making their own weird versions!
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I find the phrase “makes history” nonsensical. Have you seen the stuff historians study? Just dropping an old piece of farm equipment down a well or accidentally freezing to death in a glacier gives you a good shot at the history books
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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If you get an #AO3 comment making accusations about the work creator or other users, that is a Spam Bot. Do not trust it or click on any links it includes. Our OTW #Tumblr has a post on how to handle spam comments like these! otw-news.org/2p98huyz
Harassment Spam Bot Alert!
Date posted: November 12, 2025 AO3 has recently seen a rise in guest spambot comments making false accusations about work creators or other users. For example, they may claim that a particular user is...
otw-news.org
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Quick observations, gang:

- Your dunk/joke is not worth a criminal charge.
- You are, in no way, as anonymous as you may think you are.
- Certain entities are literally obligated to take comments like "I am going to kill you" seriously. By law, and to cover their own asses.
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Frankenstein (2025)
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Also highly recommend @merriam-webster.com for Quordle, Octordle, and Blossom (for all the Queen Bees out there).

www.merriam-webster.com/games/quordle
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Makeup-free woman actually is pretty tired, thank you for noticing
Makeup-free woman actually is pretty tired, thank you for noticing
TORONTO - Felicity McMurray, 33, was overwhelmed with gratitude on Monday after she accidentally left the house without makeup and received constant concerned observations about how utterly exhausted ...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Enchanted by how he pronounces the word lamp
November 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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Lestat De Lioncourt #iwtv #interviewwiththevampire
November 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Trump responds to Reagan ad with own commercial featuring Jean Chrétien strangling protestor

www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/trum...
Trump responds to Reagan ad with own commercial featuring Jean Chrétien strangling protestor
Shawinigan, Quebec - US President Donald Trump has responded to Ford’s anti-tariff commercial with his own anti-protestor commercial featuring previous Canadian prime minister Jean Chrétien.
www.thebeaverton.com
November 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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all the dads were so stoked about our costumes
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM