Modern Alcumist
@streetlampkid.bsky.social
Slurpin' that vacation juice
I've been in a post-break-up crafting era for the last 6 months and I've been eyeing these kits. Thank you for giving me that little extra push I needed!
December 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I've been in a post-break-up crafting era for the last 6 months and I've been eyeing these kits. Thank you for giving me that little extra push I needed!
I hope it happens spaghetti style
a couple of cartoon dogs eating spaghetti together
Alt: The famous scene from The Lady and the Tramp where the two titular dogs are eating spaghetti, but they're eating the same noodle from either end so they end up kissing
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December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I hope it happens spaghetti style
What's his use of blinkers got anything to do with his job?
December 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
What's his use of blinkers got anything to do with his job?
It's come to my attention that I can't say "pegged" either without similar accusations 😓
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It's come to my attention that I can't say "pegged" either without similar accusations 😓
Yeah but what if they turn into ghost ovaries and make you horny for ghosts? 🤔
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Yeah but what if they turn into ghost ovaries and make you horny for ghosts? 🤔
He's pretty fast so it shouldn't be long
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
He's pretty fast so it shouldn't be long
Do you have the nostril adapter?
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Do you have the nostril adapter?
Rally round the father with a pocket full of love
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Rally round the father with a pocket full of love
Gonna pass him a poem you wrote on a page torn out from a spiral notebook with the fuzzy bits still on?
November 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Gonna pass him a poem you wrote on a page torn out from a spiral notebook with the fuzzy bits still on?
This is St. Patrick's Day conceived preemie erasure
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This is St. Patrick's Day conceived preemie erasure