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streetlampkid.bsky.social
Modern Alcumist
@streetlampkid.bsky.social
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Slurpin' that vacation juice
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I need one of these for my sinuses
Three wire bottle brushes made from steel or brass
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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I got a coupon for the old lady cat food, so maybe my subterfuge isn't as absolute as I had hoped
A coupon for $1 off a 4oz package of Fancy Feast cat food
October 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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You'll never catch me browsing this section of the store. I buy the 5 lb bags of pizza rolls (non-caffeinated) so everyone thinks I have a big ass family at home and they're HUNGRY.
A picture of a sign in the frozen foods section of a grocery store that says "Meals for one"
October 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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When you have to go to the grocery store and/or the truth is out there
A cropped screen grab from the opening of the x files that's just a close up of a distorted face screaming in apparent agony
September 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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When you've been in a pit of intense despair for months and/or the truth is out there
A cropped screen grab from the opening of the x files that's just a close up of a distorted face screaming in apparent agony
August 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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I added too much almond milk to my smoothie and now it's too liquidy
Old black and white photo of a woman strawn on a chair as if she had just fainted, even though her eyes are open. The pose is one commonly associated with "the vapors" or swooning.
June 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Lazlo's heirarchy of needs where every level is whiskey, but progressively spelled worse as it gets higher
June 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Inside of me are two wolves...
A scene from Army of Darkness depicting Ash and his conjoined clone, Evil Ash. Evil Ash is making a goofy face at Ash, who looks worried.
June 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Image of Johnny Cash singing Man in Black. The subtitle is on the lyric "I'd love to wear a rainbow every day."
June 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Thinking about going to a 24 hour diner to write bad poetry
Bugs Bunny posing solemnly holding a gun with the caption, "Lord forgive me but it's time to go back to the old me."
May 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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You're going to be happy, you little freak
Wikihow man pointing at himself in the mirror aggressively.
March 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Here's the design
The image described in the post above
December 10, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #134,438!
A generated post saying I was #134,438
September 17, 2024 at 11:11 AM
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A cropped image of NeonSlushie's AC2024 booth, taken from one of the images they posted previously. The crop is focused on a creepy sneaker poking their beady little eyes from the back. They are unsettling and foreboding and look like they like cars too much.
July 8, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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Everyone who's mad about people having fun with PowerPoint definitely sucks at parties anyway. Yuck yums somewhere else, shithead.
Loner party meme. Loner says "They don't know that PowerPoint is lame." Cool person 1 says, "Check out these slide transitions." Cool person 2 says, "Want to watch me embed an excel table?"
April 3, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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She keeps sucking and/or the truth is out there.
A screenshot still from the opening theme of the x-files where you see a distorted scared face screaming.
November 27, 2023 at 8:27 PM
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"yea" meme. An MS paint drawing of a dude looking down with a pained smile just saying "yea"
October 10, 2023 at 2:15 PM
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An all white cat curled up on a bed like a shrimp
September 18, 2023 at 12:21 PM
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I thought about your mushroom adventures today when I found this magical little mush club.
Some small mushrooms growing out of a knot in a fallen tree. Some of them are dead.
September 16, 2023 at 10:27 PM
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Me counting my holes after reading this
Charlie Day rubbing temples with obvious frustration and exhaustion while complicated, overlapping math equations hover in front of him.
September 8, 2023 at 6:41 PM
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Would you be upset if I served you a small batch Gose ale in this?
A coffee mug with a hole all the way through the center. The print says "The Perfect Fishing Hole Mug"
August 30, 2023 at 5:19 PM
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A close up of the dog puppet from the "we're just innocent men" meme
August 21, 2023 at 4:46 PM
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New bluesky logo for Tuesdays
Picture of the Paps of Anu in Ireland, a pair of mountains which are known for and even named for their resemblence to a pair of human breasts. This image has them set against a blue sky that looks like the Bluesky logo.
August 15, 2023 at 6:03 PM
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Detroit has the best regional pop, hands down.
A 20 oz bottle of Fargo brand Rock & Rye pop (or soda)
August 5, 2023 at 5:23 PM