Stray Spots
@strayspots.bsky.social
Bay Area 🐶 with spots. He/Him/They/Them. No interaction unless you're 18+
Outdoor adventures, and pervert thots ahead.
Outdoor adventures, and pervert thots ahead.
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December 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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I keep forgetting that it's apparently weird to say good morning to strangers dogs, while ignoring the humans themselves 😅 oops
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I keep forgetting that it's apparently weird to say good morning to strangers dogs, while ignoring the humans themselves 😅 oops
"I will be pivoting my ire, toward that project shortly."
"Don't you mean eyes?"
"No. Also fix your invoices if you want to bill your hours."
"Don't you mean eyes?"
"No. Also fix your invoices if you want to bill your hours."
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"I will be pivoting my ire, toward that project shortly."
"Don't you mean eyes?"
"No. Also fix your invoices if you want to bill your hours."
"Don't you mean eyes?"
"No. Also fix your invoices if you want to bill your hours."
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I'm thoroughly convinced that towing and impound are an extortion scam.
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I'm thoroughly convinced that towing and impound are an extortion scam.
🫠 having a government mandated floor plan wasn't on my bingo card 🫠 guess I'll rearrange the entire building for the fourth time in 3 months.
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
🫠 having a government mandated floor plan wasn't on my bingo card 🫠 guess I'll rearrange the entire building for the fourth time in 3 months.
Dear heteros, referring to women as "Females" when talking continues to be incredibly cringe. 🫠 sound like a bunch of fucking Ferengi.
October 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Dear heteros, referring to women as "Females" when talking continues to be incredibly cringe. 🫠 sound like a bunch of fucking Ferengi.
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Showing too much skin.. and other things too
October 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Showing too much skin.. and other things too
What the fuck is with tweaker and leaving random items on my motorcycle?! So far this month I've been left a hat, a nitrile glove, some torn pants, a serving spoon, and today a grocery bag wrapped around my windscreen...
There's no pattern and I hate it 🫠
There's no pattern and I hate it 🫠
October 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
What the fuck is with tweaker and leaving random items on my motorcycle?! So far this month I've been left a hat, a nitrile glove, some torn pants, a serving spoon, and today a grocery bag wrapped around my windscreen...
There's no pattern and I hate it 🫠
There's no pattern and I hate it 🫠
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Have you considered bringing Moo into your life?
September 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Have you considered bringing Moo into your life?
*rando* "Hi, how are you doing today?"
*me* "Oh, no thanks, I'm good"
*rando rapid blinking*
A+ social skills 😎 I can do this human stuff 🐶
*me* "Oh, no thanks, I'm good"
*rando rapid blinking*
A+ social skills 😎 I can do this human stuff 🐶
September 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
*rando* "Hi, how are you doing today?"
*me* "Oh, no thanks, I'm good"
*rando rapid blinking*
A+ social skills 😎 I can do this human stuff 🐶
*me* "Oh, no thanks, I'm good"
*rando rapid blinking*
A+ social skills 😎 I can do this human stuff 🐶
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I miss the days of $2k shitboxes 😭 used car prices these days are fucking insane.
August 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I miss the days of $2k shitboxes 😭 used car prices these days are fucking insane.
Being told not to "mansplain" something, when you're trying to instruct someone on how to perform a process they habitually perform incorrectly is just absolutely fucking wild
August 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Being told not to "mansplain" something, when you're trying to instruct someone on how to perform a process they habitually perform incorrectly is just absolutely fucking wild
Going to take my drink exploding in my backpack while riding to work as an omen...💀
August 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Going to take my drink exploding in my backpack while riding to work as an omen...💀
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"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!"
Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person
Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person
August 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!"
Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person
Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person
*in Rykers mind "sad trombone solo plays*
August 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
*in Rykers mind "sad trombone solo plays*
"Why are none of these deliverables ready?!"
A. You ordered them overnight while we are closed.
B. You didn't say please.
C. See A.
A. You ordered them overnight while we are closed.
B. You didn't say please.
C. See A.
August 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
"Why are none of these deliverables ready?!"
A. You ordered them overnight while we are closed.
B. You didn't say please.
C. See A.
A. You ordered them overnight while we are closed.
B. You didn't say please.
C. See A.
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Being told someone else not doing their job is MY problem is fucking wild rn.
Now to struggle not to check the fuck out mentally for the rest of the day.
Now to struggle not to check the fuck out mentally for the rest of the day.
July 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Being told someone else not doing their job is MY problem is fucking wild rn.
Now to struggle not to check the fuck out mentally for the rest of the day.
Now to struggle not to check the fuck out mentally for the rest of the day.