🍓Strawberrywish ⭐
@strawberrywish.bsky.social
Art Therapist, Sex Therapist, and weirdo extraordinaire.
Gift(s) from my mom: plopping this unceremoniously in front of me.
December 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Gift(s) from my mom: plopping this unceremoniously in front of me.
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No romcom heroine ever wore more boring neutrals than Kathleen Kelly
December 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
No romcom heroine ever wore more boring neutrals than Kathleen Kelly
This is a cute cupy parents have. Even though it's in a typeface that really coveys the field guide is for cannibals or something? But maybe that's just because of the association with a warm gun?
December 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This is a cute cupy parents have. Even though it's in a typeface that really coveys the field guide is for cannibals or something? But maybe that's just because of the association with a warm gun?
Don't worry, mom brought up how her cousin's brother just died and my dad's brother just died, and her brother died a while ago... (Yes, I know her cousin's brother is also her cousin.)
December 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Don't worry, mom brought up how her cousin's brother just died and my dad's brother just died, and her brother died a while ago... (Yes, I know her cousin's brother is also her cousin.)
Also a fun find, this mummified lime. My dad first said that no, it wasn't a lime, it was a chestnut. But it was a lime.
December 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Also a fun find, this mummified lime. My dad first said that no, it wasn't a lime, it was a chestnut. But it was a lime.
~Yesterday~
Dad: could you help us do a little shoveling while you're here?
Me: sure.
~Today~
Dad: so if you can get the path to the oil tank, around the tank, to the mailbox, around the garage, to the compost, to the greenhouse, the path around the house, and the bank in front of the garage.
Me: 😨
Dad: could you help us do a little shoveling while you're here?
Me: sure.
~Today~
Dad: so if you can get the path to the oil tank, around the tank, to the mailbox, around the garage, to the compost, to the greenhouse, the path around the house, and the bank in front of the garage.
Me: 😨
December 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
~Yesterday~
Dad: could you help us do a little shoveling while you're here?
Me: sure.
~Today~
Dad: so if you can get the path to the oil tank, around the tank, to the mailbox, around the garage, to the compost, to the greenhouse, the path around the house, and the bank in front of the garage.
Me: 😨
Dad: could you help us do a little shoveling while you're here?
Me: sure.
~Today~
Dad: so if you can get the path to the oil tank, around the tank, to the mailbox, around the garage, to the compost, to the greenhouse, the path around the house, and the bank in front of the garage.
Me: 😨
My dad couldn't find his boots. My mom had helpfully put them in the pantry.
December 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My dad couldn't find his boots. My mom had helpfully put them in the pantry.
Have we discussed how my mom was fumbling at the grocery store and someone gave her $20 because she had assumed my mom is homeless or indigent?
December 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Have we discussed how my mom was fumbling at the grocery store and someone gave her $20 because she had assumed my mom is homeless or indigent?
Apparently when my mom moved here, you still had to go to a selectman's meeting to get your car registered. When she showed up with my dad (a meteorologist), the select chair asked my dad if he had predicted the recent earthquake. My dad said he only does above ground.
December 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Apparently when my mom moved here, you still had to go to a selectman's meeting to get your car registered. When she showed up with my dad (a meteorologist), the select chair asked my dad if he had predicted the recent earthquake. My dad said he only does above ground.
When my parents moved into their place in Maine, someone backed into their driveway and dropped a load of fish bait... They assumed this was how they welcomed people to the neighborhood. Turns out it was a mistake and the guy came back and had to shovel it back in the truck.
December 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
When my parents moved into their place in Maine, someone backed into their driveway and dropped a load of fish bait... They assumed this was how they welcomed people to the neighborhood. Turns out it was a mistake and the guy came back and had to shovel it back in the truck.
Dad: we had that tree killed for the birds years ago. I've seen osprey, perigrine falcon, merlin, olive sided flycatcher, hawks... Yup! Great to kill it!
December 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Dad: we had that tree killed for the birds years ago. I've seen osprey, perigrine falcon, merlin, olive sided flycatcher, hawks... Yup! Great to kill it!
We've already heard about this fucking toaster oven 3 times. Diligent readers may recall that they also bought one for Georgia when they go for the winter. Where we also hear about it.
December 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
We've already heard about this fucking toaster oven 3 times. Diligent readers may recall that they also bought one for Georgia when they go for the winter. Where we also hear about it.
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This funeral could have been an email.
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This funeral could have been an email.
@sammypetersen.bsky.social hey, is there somewhere streaming I can buy Lady O'Loughlin? I want to see it! (Late to the party.)
December 18, 2025 at 6:50 AM
@sammypetersen.bsky.social hey, is there somewhere streaming I can buy Lady O'Loughlin? I want to see it! (Late to the party.)
This is what was in the bag my mom sent home with me. Yes, those rubber tips are used, yes that is corn chowder in a bag.
December 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This is what was in the bag my mom sent home with me. Yes, those rubber tips are used, yes that is corn chowder in a bag.
82 year old mom also said that she was going to go move all these pieces of furniture into my car so there weren't unnecessary trips across the completely iced over driveway...... Except her?!
December 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
82 year old mom also said that she was going to go move all these pieces of furniture into my car so there weren't unnecessary trips across the completely iced over driveway...... Except her?!
My mom asked me what I wanted for lunch about 2 hours and disappeared about an hour ago and hasn't been seen since and now it's 3.15 and like, nothing, mom.
December 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My mom asked me what I wanted for lunch about 2 hours and disappeared about an hour ago and hasn't been seen since and now it's 3.15 and like, nothing, mom.
My parents are looking for a phone number they wrote on a newspaper. They have two copies of the same paper (same day) and it's not on the one they can find. I found an insert, with a phone number on it, but that's also the wrong newspaper with a phone number on it.
December 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
My parents are looking for a phone number they wrote on a newspaper. They have two copies of the same paper (same day) and it's not on the one they can find. I found an insert, with a phone number on it, but that's also the wrong newspaper with a phone number on it.
My mom left me my pog maker.
December 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My mom left me my pog maker.
@mrjoshearl.bsky.social Yikes! 😳 (Thanks for all the content. 💝)
December 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
@mrjoshearl.bsky.social Yikes! 😳 (Thanks for all the content. 💝)
@thisisalexei.bsky.social How does one overcome their embarrassment of their favorite genre of film being adventure?
October 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
@thisisalexei.bsky.social How does one overcome their embarrassment of their favorite genre of film being adventure?
@idislikestephen.bsky.social like, 97% sure I just walked by you at all things go... Hi! Long time no see! Hope you and yours are well!
September 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
@idislikestephen.bsky.social like, 97% sure I just walked by you at all things go... Hi! Long time no see! Hope you and yours are well!
Me: Drive safe!
Mom: what???
Me: DRIVE. SAFE.
Mom: Safely. It's an adverb.
Mom: what???
Me: DRIVE. SAFE.
Mom: Safely. It's an adverb.
August 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Me: Drive safe!
Mom: what???
Me: DRIVE. SAFE.
Mom: Safely. It's an adverb.
Mom: what???
Me: DRIVE. SAFE.
Mom: Safely. It's an adverb.
My uncle has a fairly well appointed home from when my aunt was alive and decorating. But then he has these paper shades with clips literally stapled to the sash.
August 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My uncle has a fairly well appointed home from when my aunt was alive and decorating. But then he has these paper shades with clips literally stapled to the sash.
Got my dying uncle's house and my mom promptly stepped on his foot. (It was under a blanket, but jeez.)
August 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Got my dying uncle's house and my mom promptly stepped on his foot. (It was under a blanket, but jeez.)