Al-Roker Martyrs Brigade
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What a truly silly tagline in a world where everyone but corporate dems can see that oligarchy is a huge problem. We want a ceiling! We want it very much! You can't make as much money as these guys make without ruining the world for the rest of us
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
What a truly silly tagline in a world where everyone but corporate dems can see that oligarchy is a huge problem. We want a ceiling! We want it very much! You can't make as much money as these guys make without ruining the world for the rest of us
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Interviewer, People Magazine but for Food:
Tell us about the Asiago Bacon Ranch.
Wendy Thomas: It is so delicious that most of the earth's surface will be dedicated to making it.
Interviewer: Incredible.
Wendy: Humanity will build a space station to harness sandwich rays from the sun to make more.
Tell us about the Asiago Bacon Ranch.
Wendy Thomas: It is so delicious that most of the earth's surface will be dedicated to making it.
Interviewer: Incredible.
Wendy: Humanity will build a space station to harness sandwich rays from the sun to make more.
August 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Interviewer, People Magazine but for Food:
Tell us about the Asiago Bacon Ranch.
Wendy Thomas: It is so delicious that most of the earth's surface will be dedicated to making it.
Interviewer: Incredible.
Wendy: Humanity will build a space station to harness sandwich rays from the sun to make more.
Tell us about the Asiago Bacon Ranch.
Wendy Thomas: It is so delicious that most of the earth's surface will be dedicated to making it.
Interviewer: Incredible.
Wendy: Humanity will build a space station to harness sandwich rays from the sun to make more.
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We need like an Axios or Politico piece about how necrotic hands are the hot new thing on the Hill
August 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
We need like an Axios or Politico piece about how necrotic hands are the hot new thing on the Hill
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The Mamdani Columbia story is an example of a microgenre where ethnic communities have had complex internal conversations about identity for generations and white people pratfall into them to go "what the fuck, why are you trying to trick me"
July 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The Mamdani Columbia story is an example of a microgenre where ethnic communities have had complex internal conversations about identity for generations and white people pratfall into them to go "what the fuck, why are you trying to trick me"