Matthew
@storyintransit.bsky.social
Just trying to find new ways to giggle! TV/Movies | Standup Comedy | Art | Improv 😅🎨💅🏾🎭
The worst thing I ever did was be gay for free. Y’all are going to have to pay me for each micro aggression.
June 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The worst thing I ever did was be gay for free. Y’all are going to have to pay me for each micro aggression.
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As you’re cleaning tomorrow , be sure to clean out those old screenshots, text messages, DMs, mindsets, attitudes, and thoughts that no longer serve you.
Decluttering includes your mind.
Decluttering includes your mind.
June 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
As you’re cleaning tomorrow , be sure to clean out those old screenshots, text messages, DMs, mindsets, attitudes, and thoughts that no longer serve you.
Decluttering includes your mind.
Decluttering includes your mind.
The kids at my school make me want to start collecting #Pokémon cards again #teachersky
January 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The kids at my school make me want to start collecting #Pokémon cards again #teachersky
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Love it when bookshops or libraries arrange their books appropriately...
December 23, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Love it when bookshops or libraries arrange their books appropriately...
Everyone’s so afraid of saying idk that they’ll just say anything. It’s like filling in C for every answer on a test.
December 23, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Everyone’s so afraid of saying idk that they’ll just say anything. It’s like filling in C for every answer on a test.
It’s very rare that I DNF a book but I was about to scratch my eyes out!
December 20, 2024 at 5:16 AM
It’s very rare that I DNF a book but I was about to scratch my eyes out!
I want to write too many things. A novel, essays, poetry. Sometimes it’s all just too much 😭😅
December 19, 2024 at 7:44 PM
I want to write too many things. A novel, essays, poetry. Sometimes it’s all just too much 😭😅
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As most of you know, I’ve had cancer two times. And both times the cancer was found very early, which meant, even though they were aggressive cancers, they did not spread, they had clean margins. My purpose in life became how can I give back and help other people. I will fight until my last breath.🙏
December 15, 2024 at 6:53 PM
As most of you know, I’ve had cancer two times. And both times the cancer was found very early, which meant, even though they were aggressive cancers, they did not spread, they had clean margins. My purpose in life became how can I give back and help other people. I will fight until my last breath.🙏
Why yes my fanfic is blowing up in TikTok thank you for asking 🫣
December 10, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Why yes my fanfic is blowing up in TikTok thank you for asking 🫣
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just wanna retire and go live in some quaint seaside town with my cat where i run a little bookstore that sells magical potions and spells that turn idiots into frogs and maybe help solve a local murder every now and then.
December 9, 2024 at 3:13 AM
just wanna retire and go live in some quaint seaside town with my cat where i run a little bookstore that sells magical potions and spells that turn idiots into frogs and maybe help solve a local murder every now and then.
America’s most eligible bachelor was arrested in a McDonalds. A rich boy ordering off the dollar menu? Now that’s solidarity 🥰 #unitedhealthcare #luigimangione
December 10, 2024 at 1:40 AM
America’s most eligible bachelor was arrested in a McDonalds. A rich boy ordering off the dollar menu? Now that’s solidarity 🥰 #unitedhealthcare #luigimangione
@ryanlasala.bsky.social This is such cute read. Truly a love letter to cosplayers and romantics alike! 💖
December 8, 2024 at 3:55 PM
@ryanlasala.bsky.social This is such cute read. Truly a love letter to cosplayers and romantics alike! 💖
Imagine not having the credit score to take out a digital mortgage.
December 5, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Imagine not having the credit score to take out a digital mortgage.
Suggesting investment in digital property during a housing/cost of living crisis feels more like petty playground taunting than a solid financial plan… #earthmeta
December 5, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Suggesting investment in digital property during a housing/cost of living crisis feels more like petty playground taunting than a solid financial plan… #earthmeta
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SHINE AQUA ILLUSION
December 4, 2024 at 8:17 PM
SHINE AQUA ILLUSION
This time last year I found out I had cancer. Today I’m decorating the Christmas tree. It’s been a wild year. But I’m alive and healthy! #cancersurvivor
December 4, 2024 at 5:14 PM
This time last year I found out I had cancer. Today I’m decorating the Christmas tree. It’s been a wild year. But I’m alive and healthy! #cancersurvivor
When it comes to toxic family members it’s best to remember; it’s not about you. Projection is the same whether it comes a friend, coworker, or stranger. Keep it pushing you have a life to live.
December 2, 2024 at 4:43 AM
When it comes to toxic family members it’s best to remember; it’s not about you. Projection is the same whether it comes a friend, coworker, or stranger. Keep it pushing you have a life to live.
Girl why am I having a philosophical epiphany in this Cracker Barrel…
December 2, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Girl why am I having a philosophical epiphany in this Cracker Barrel…
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I really feel like I am. 😂
November 30, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I really feel like I am. 😂
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I really enjoyed the Yacht Rock documentary's desegregated approach to its little slice of rock history, with Black artists contextualized as influential on, related to, or part of a rock subgenre rather than existing in their own parallel dimension.
November 30, 2024 at 11:58 PM
I really enjoyed the Yacht Rock documentary's desegregated approach to its little slice of rock history, with Black artists contextualized as influential on, related to, or part of a rock subgenre rather than existing in their own parallel dimension.
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english currency is so gay, who exactly are you pounding, fella?
November 30, 2024 at 4:47 PM
english currency is so gay, who exactly are you pounding, fella?
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Alex's deadline is Saturday. If you've ever shared an 'oh no' comic - especially if you shared this doctored one with a fourth panel added! rude! - then chuck them a quick donation for their horrible, horrible legal battle.
November 28, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Alex's deadline is Saturday. If you've ever shared an 'oh no' comic - especially if you shared this doctored one with a fourth panel added! rude! - then chuck them a quick donation for their horrible, horrible legal battle.