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“Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally predicted”
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WHAT IS THE POINT OF HAVING BILLIONAIRES IF NONE OF THEM WILL FINANCE A NEW JOHN WATERS FILM?
I grew up in Matchbox Twenty territory so I’ve only recently gotten better acquainted with Garth Brooks, but I find him to be such an enigma. I can’t think of anyone like him.
December 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I grew up in Matchbox Twenty territory so I’ve only recently gotten better acquainted with Garth Brooks, but I find him to be such an enigma. I can’t think of anyone like him.
I think what sets Sabrina Carpenter aside from the other pop stars of the era is that she would absolutely slay a cover of “Friends In Low Places”
December 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I think what sets Sabrina Carpenter aside from the other pop stars of the era is that she would absolutely slay a cover of “Friends In Low Places”
I’m actually more offended by Elon coming after the semicolon than Oates tbh
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I’m actually more offended by Elon coming after the semicolon than Oates tbh
The best short story of all time is “Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?” By Joyce Carol Oates. The second best short story is every tweet she’s ever made.
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The best short story of all time is “Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?” By Joyce Carol Oates. The second best short story is every tweet she’s ever made.
Stuck on a malfunctioning Amtrak train and the dude sitting across from me has just cracked open a tall boy and poured it into his Dunkin cup. Boston truly is the greatest city in the world.
November 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Stuck on a malfunctioning Amtrak train and the dude sitting across from me has just cracked open a tall boy and poured it into his Dunkin cup. Boston truly is the greatest city in the world.
The Zohran cope posts speculating on the future of NYC sound exactly like this
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Trevor Moore: High in Church - "Gays Got Married"
YouTube video by Comedy Central Stand-Up
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November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
The Zohran cope posts speculating on the future of NYC sound exactly like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7YW...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7YW...
Saw that the SNL Mayoral Debate cold open was NINE MINUTES long and that told me all I needed to know. Absolutely criminal.
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Saw that the SNL Mayoral Debate cold open was NINE MINUTES long and that told me all I needed to know. Absolutely criminal.
If you’re on Jeopardy and you know the answer but not how to pronounce it, are you allowed to go spelling bee mode? I think the answer should be Yes And You Get Extra Points Even.
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
If you’re on Jeopardy and you know the answer but not how to pronounce it, are you allowed to go spelling bee mode? I think the answer should be Yes And You Get Extra Points Even.
I’ve always said this country would be so much better if air traffic controllers couldn’t afford to eat.
October 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I’ve always said this country would be so much better if air traffic controllers couldn’t afford to eat.
I have a relatively low stakes medical dilemma that I have to make a decision about and Reddit is beckoning to me like cloaked stranger in an alley promising me wares beyond my deepest desires
October 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I have a relatively low stakes medical dilemma that I have to make a decision about and Reddit is beckoning to me like cloaked stranger in an alley promising me wares beyond my deepest desires
I will most likely not be listening to the new Taylor album bc even I don’t hate myself that much, but the main* criticism I’ve seen is that the title/aesthetic doesn’t reflect the album’s sound at all, which I feel confirms my theory that it was all an attempt to tap into the Chappell zeitgeist.
October 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I will most likely not be listening to the new Taylor album bc even I don’t hate myself that much, but the main* criticism I’ve seen is that the title/aesthetic doesn’t reflect the album’s sound at all, which I feel confirms my theory that it was all an attempt to tap into the Chappell zeitgeist.
I have to speak my truth: One Battle After Another is not PTA’s Southland Tales. Southland Tales is Richard Kelly’s Magnolia.
October 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I have to speak my truth: One Battle After Another is not PTA’s Southland Tales. Southland Tales is Richard Kelly’s Magnolia.
Never in a million years would I have thought that a world without Charlie Kirk would be worse than a world with him but here we are.
September 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Never in a million years would I have thought that a world without Charlie Kirk would be worse than a world with him but here we are.
showing up to charlie kirk’s funeral in the melania “i don’t really care” jacket before the bluesky police put me down
September 12, 2025 at 7:26 AM
showing up to charlie kirk’s funeral in the melania “i don’t really care” jacket before the bluesky police put me down
me, before the audition: what’s the worst that could happen?
me, after the audition:
me, after the audition:
September 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
me, before the audition: what’s the worst that could happen?
me, after the audition:
me, after the audition:
So I have done absolutely zero research to back up this thought and I am probably way off, but I’ve been wondering if part of the reason we have so many inept Dem politicians right now is because they joined up in the Obama era and thought they wouldn’t ever have to actually do anything important?
August 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
So I have done absolutely zero research to back up this thought and I am probably way off, but I’ve been wondering if part of the reason we have so many inept Dem politicians right now is because they joined up in the Obama era and thought they wouldn’t ever have to actually do anything important?
![Wikipedia page for “Environmental impact of artificial intelligence”. The text reads “The environmental impact of artificial intelligence includes substantial energy consumption for training and using deep learning models, and the related carbon footprint and water usage. ^ [1] Some scientists ^ [who?] have suggested that artificial intelligence (Al) may also provide solutions to environmental problems. ^ [citation needed]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:roihso6d2fbcnh3eqpfo3rux/bafkreid337vjlskoi7qsc3j2k4wsjwvlfokmbhhqrbxqq4mglvwpxc7v7m@jpeg)
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new favorite singer........ david archuleta !!
February 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
new favorite singer........ david archuleta !!
It’s important to remember things could always be worse. For example, Iggy Azalea could still have a music career.
June 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It’s important to remember things could always be worse. For example, Iggy Azalea could still have a music career.
We need a baddie in Elon’s ear rn telling him the only way he can redeem himself in the eyes of the public is to Do Something
June 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
We need a baddie in Elon’s ear rn telling him the only way he can redeem himself in the eyes of the public is to Do Something
Great news for everyone who’s ever said i’m their “type”
To whoever created r/GirlsWithSternAuras after yesterday's Swan Boy, just let me say: lol
May 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Great news for everyone who’s ever said i’m their “type”
This one really broke my brain. Pretty much nothing Trump does is surprising anymore but I gotta admit I wasn’t expecting him to publicly call for the exile of Bruce Springsteen, contender for most beloved American of all time.
Trump appears to being making a threat against Bruce Springsteen.
“This dried out ‘prune’ of a rocker (his skin is all atrophied!) ought to KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT until he gets back into the Country, that's just ‘standard fare.’ Then we'll all see how it goes for him!”
“This dried out ‘prune’ of a rocker (his skin is all atrophied!) ought to KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT until he gets back into the Country, that's just ‘standard fare.’ Then we'll all see how it goes for him!”
May 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This one really broke my brain. Pretty much nothing Trump does is surprising anymore but I gotta admit I wasn’t expecting him to publicly call for the exile of Bruce Springsteen, contender for most beloved American of all time.
great recommendation Youtube thanks so much
May 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
great recommendation Youtube thanks so much
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Really tough to find work these days
May 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Really tough to find work these days
i still can’t believe that last night @cheekface.bsky.social covered both Pink Pony Club and Give It Away … the range is unparalleled
May 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
i still can’t believe that last night @cheekface.bsky.social covered both Pink Pony Club and Give It Away … the range is unparalleled