Matt Stone (not that one)
@stonz2.bsky.social
I like to ride bikes.
I feel like something’s wrong here but just can’t quite put my finger on it.
December 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I feel like something’s wrong here but just can’t quite put my finger on it.
I knew I could feel the demonic energy coursing through me while working out today.
November 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I knew I could feel the demonic energy coursing through me while working out today.
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Police in Airdrie, Alberta (just north of Calgary) say this driver hit a 17-year-old girl in a marked crosswalk, got out of the vehicle, and appeared to get upset at the teenager before driving away.
They released this video and are now trying to identify the driver.
They released this video and are now trying to identify the driver.
October 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Police in Airdrie, Alberta (just north of Calgary) say this driver hit a 17-year-old girl in a marked crosswalk, got out of the vehicle, and appeared to get upset at the teenager before driving away.
They released this video and are now trying to identify the driver.
They released this video and are now trying to identify the driver.
Was researching the coffee bike idea today and hit up the Small Business Admin website for some info, and they’ve got that bullshit Democrat-blaming message on their header in bright red. This is illegal, right?
October 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Was researching the coffee bike idea today and hit up the Small Business Admin website for some info, and they’ve got that bullshit Democrat-blaming message on their header in bright red. This is illegal, right?
Got laid off as an app developer earlier this year, and job hunting has been extremely fruitless. Currently fighting the urge to buy one of these and just sell coffee by bike.
October 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Got laid off as an app developer earlier this year, and job hunting has been extremely fruitless. Currently fighting the urge to buy one of these and just sell coffee by bike.
I love how Google spotlights these AI results that put up blatantly bad math.
September 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I love how Google spotlights these AI results that put up blatantly bad math.
Not every hardware trip needs a trailer (or a car/truck). Most of the time, a milk crate or pannier can handle the job quite nicely! If only they would install bike racks so I wouldn’t have to lock to a tree. @thewaroncars.bsky.social
September 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Not every hardware trip needs a trailer (or a car/truck). Most of the time, a milk crate or pannier can handle the job quite nicely! If only they would install bike racks so I wouldn’t have to lock to a tree. @thewaroncars.bsky.social
Quality bike beg button install by Louisville Metro.
July 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Quality bike beg button install by Louisville Metro.
Costco run with plenty of room to spare.
June 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Costco run with plenty of room to spare.
Bike camping 🚲 🏕️
May 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Bike camping 🚲 🏕️
Due to logistical challenges today, I drove in to work instead of riding my bike. Probably 2nd time in a year. But the amount of shit I am getting from people who wouldn’t even DREAM of biking to work is getting old very quickly.
March 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Due to logistical challenges today, I drove in to work instead of riding my bike. Probably 2nd time in a year. But the amount of shit I am getting from people who wouldn’t even DREAM of biking to work is getting old very quickly.
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"So don’t make any long-term bets on getting your checks on time, keeping your lights on, buying a home for the first time, or enjoying Yosemite. Don’t assume all the things that work now will still work tomorrow." www.wired.com/story/doge-w... thank you @wired.com for staying on top of it all
The DOGE Takeover Is Worse Than You Think
What’s happening to the US government right now is bad. What comes next is worse.
www.wired.com
February 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"So don’t make any long-term bets on getting your checks on time, keeping your lights on, buying a home for the first time, or enjoying Yosemite. Don’t assume all the things that work now will still work tomorrow." www.wired.com/story/doge-w... thank you @wired.com for staying on top of it all
A couple Bros in Christ next to me at Sunergos, discussing Dave Chapelle and how they like him but don’t think he’s super funny. And the height of irony, while discussing this very famous comedian, debating each other on whether or not he is still “canceled.”
February 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
A couple Bros in Christ next to me at Sunergos, discussing Dave Chapelle and how they like him but don’t think he’s super funny. And the height of irony, while discussing this very famous comedian, debating each other on whether or not he is still “canceled.”
Reposted by Matt Stone (not that one)
Reposted by Matt Stone (not that one)
Barely into Dry January and already looking forward to February 1 and my next shower.
January 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Barely into Dry January and already looking forward to February 1 and my next shower.
Is there perhaps snow in the forecast??
January 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Is there perhaps snow in the forecast??
Geometry hates cars. @thewaroncars.bsky.social jalopnik.com/cars-are-the...
Cars Are The Worst Way To Get Through Cities
Compact, space-efficient urban areas don't play nice with big, space-inefficient vehicles
jalopnik.com
January 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Geometry hates cars. @thewaroncars.bsky.social jalopnik.com/cars-are-the...
At my daughter’s School of Rock performance and, unsurprisingly, the dad who saved like 1/4 of the tables at the place for people who showed up 2/3 through the show is also a 1-3 clapper. No class. No style.
December 14, 2024 at 12:34 AM
At my daughter’s School of Rock performance and, unsurprisingly, the dad who saved like 1/4 of the tables at the place for people who showed up 2/3 through the show is also a 1-3 clapper. No class. No style.
Game designers, please take note of an oft-overlooked feature that has already made me like the new Indiana Jones game:
LARGER FONT SIZE OPTION
Too many games have me squinting at the screen from the couch!
LARGER FONT SIZE OPTION
Too many games have me squinting at the screen from the couch!
December 11, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Game designers, please take note of an oft-overlooked feature that has already made me like the new Indiana Jones game:
LARGER FONT SIZE OPTION
Too many games have me squinting at the screen from the couch!
LARGER FONT SIZE OPTION
Too many games have me squinting at the screen from the couch!
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I wonder if cybertruck drivers are ever like for the price of this car I could've bought 3 that do not look like this
December 7, 2024 at 10:00 PM
I wonder if cybertruck drivers are ever like for the price of this car I could've bought 3 that do not look like this
Keep screaming about the plans for the 4-story apartment building that’s replacing the parking lot because it’ll ruin the character of the neighborhood. If we didn’t make natural density illegal, this wouldn’t have come to such a tipping point. www.kentucky.com/news/politic...
www.kentucky.com
November 20, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Keep screaming about the plans for the 4-story apartment building that’s replacing the parking lot because it’ll ruin the character of the neighborhood. If we didn’t make natural density illegal, this wouldn’t have come to such a tipping point. www.kentucky.com/news/politic...
Had a minor crash today. Thankfully, I was on my bike. Instead of $1000s to repair a car (plus an extra depreciation hit), it will be <$100 to fix my brake lever. Seems like a good trade for a couple small bandaids.
November 20, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Had a minor crash today. Thankfully, I was on my bike. Instead of $1000s to repair a car (plus an extra depreciation hit), it will be <$100 to fix my brake lever. Seems like a good trade for a couple small bandaids.
Here’s my favorite pic of our dog when she was a puppy. Because it’s cute.
November 18, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Here’s my favorite pic of our dog when she was a puppy. Because it’s cute.
Why is it that every fucking grant or program or “initiative” in this damn town is for planning, and never for execution? Do you know how many goddamn plans we have that just get shelved? Use one of the existing plans! Make something happen!! For fuck’s sake!! www.transportation.gov/grants/ss4a/...
www.transportation.gov
November 18, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Why is it that every fucking grant or program or “initiative” in this damn town is for planning, and never for execution? Do you know how many goddamn plans we have that just get shelved? Use one of the existing plans! Make something happen!! For fuck’s sake!! www.transportation.gov/grants/ss4a/...