Stoney Baloney Bear
@stoneybaloneybear.bsky.social
Gay post punk 30 something or other trapezing my way through life. Married to Ralfie and proud.
Asking the important questions
October 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Asking the important questions
Dear Tankies,
Zohran will never be good enough for you. You will always complain that he is compitulating to capitalist/zionist/bourgeoisie framing. But y'all need to shut the absolute fuck up before you blow this FOR AN ENTIRE CITY OF PEOPLE. Thank you.
Zohran will never be good enough for you. You will always complain that he is compitulating to capitalist/zionist/bourgeoisie framing. But y'all need to shut the absolute fuck up before you blow this FOR AN ENTIRE CITY OF PEOPLE. Thank you.
October 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Dear Tankies,
Zohran will never be good enough for you. You will always complain that he is compitulating to capitalist/zionist/bourgeoisie framing. But y'all need to shut the absolute fuck up before you blow this FOR AN ENTIRE CITY OF PEOPLE. Thank you.
Zohran will never be good enough for you. You will always complain that he is compitulating to capitalist/zionist/bourgeoisie framing. But y'all need to shut the absolute fuck up before you blow this FOR AN ENTIRE CITY OF PEOPLE. Thank you.
I need a live-in barber who doesn't mind shaving bald heads every other day. Any takers? Beard management also a plus. (This is a joke, our apartment is already filled with people as it is)
August 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I need a live-in barber who doesn't mind shaving bald heads every other day. Any takers? Beard management also a plus. (This is a joke, our apartment is already filled with people as it is)
Chris Pratt once again proving that Anna Faris made the right decision
August 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Chris Pratt once again proving that Anna Faris made the right decision
It's genuinely terrifying when it feels like South Park is fighting harder against Trump than the Democrats.
July 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It's genuinely terrifying when it feels like South Park is fighting harder against Trump than the Democrats.
Samsung friends, should I download the beta?
May 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Samsung friends, should I download the beta?
Am I really eating off this one new Rihanna song for a f*cking Smurfs movie?
May 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Am I really eating off this one new Rihanna song for a f*cking Smurfs movie?
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Let's work it out on the remix
April 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Let's work it out on the remix
Hi friends, if you can help, we'd truly appreciate it, if not please spread this around.
Donate to Help Ralfie Heal: Emergency Dental Fund, organized by Rafael Torrusso
Hi everyone,
On March 21, I was the victim of a violent assault that left … Rafael Torrusso needs your support for Help Ralfie Heal: Emergency Dental Fund
www.gofundme.com
April 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Hi friends, if you can help, we'd truly appreciate it, if not please spread this around.
I get so flustered by compliments 😊
March 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I get so flustered by compliments 😊
If anyone has any job leads, please send them my way. I'm ready to work. If not please pray for me, every prayer counts.
March 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
If anyone has any job leads, please send them my way. I'm ready to work. If not please pray for me, every prayer counts.
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One thing I'm fucken sick of hearing is that people on the poverty line "don't want handouts."
Well, the rich take hand outs. Maybe they're rich bc they were offered handouts. Maybe they're rich bc they take them.
This "shame in receiving free money" for the poor but not the rich makes me SO MAD
Well, the rich take hand outs. Maybe they're rich bc they were offered handouts. Maybe they're rich bc they take them.
This "shame in receiving free money" for the poor but not the rich makes me SO MAD
March 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
One thing I'm fucken sick of hearing is that people on the poverty line "don't want handouts."
Well, the rich take hand outs. Maybe they're rich bc they were offered handouts. Maybe they're rich bc they take them.
This "shame in receiving free money" for the poor but not the rich makes me SO MAD
Well, the rich take hand outs. Maybe they're rich bc they were offered handouts. Maybe they're rich bc they take them.
This "shame in receiving free money" for the poor but not the rich makes me SO MAD
I just think Trump is mad because Zelenskyy is actually fuckable
March 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I just think Trump is mad because Zelenskyy is actually fuckable
Who has had sisig before and how can I get some in New York City?
February 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Who has had sisig before and how can I get some in New York City?
I'm choosing to forgive Zachary Levi for being such a fucking idiot, if only because actively harboring resentment against him might mean I would actually have to think about him and he doesn't deserve space in my brain. I have Christian Nationalists to openly oppose after all.
Zachary Levi Says Supporting Trump ‘Was More Important Than Saving My Career’: Hollywood ‘Is Falling Apart’ and ‘Won’t Be Creating Jobs For Me in a Few Years Anyway’
Zachary Levi believes Hollywood is falling apart, so endorsing Donald Trump for president was more important than saving his acting career.
variety.com
February 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I'm choosing to forgive Zachary Levi for being such a fucking idiot, if only because actively harboring resentment against him might mean I would actually have to think about him and he doesn't deserve space in my brain. I have Christian Nationalists to openly oppose after all.
Watching my husband receive long overdue love and admiration as a response to his dedication to his craft and art form is healing. If you don't follow him on other platforms for Drag and Music, his linktree is here. linktr.ee/BeauxDega @beauxdega.bsky.social
Beaux Dega | Instagram, TikTok | Linktree
NYC Born and Raised Drag Queen, serving live singing and rapping.
linktr.ee
February 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Watching my husband receive long overdue love and admiration as a response to his dedication to his craft and art form is healing. If you don't follow him on other platforms for Drag and Music, his linktree is here. linktr.ee/BeauxDega @beauxdega.bsky.social
Austerity is theft
February 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Austerity is theft
Sorry Beyonce, I did lose my ass 🙃
February 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Sorry Beyonce, I did lose my ass 🙃
Rep Hakeem Jeffries is a wet blanket, and what I have to say about Rep Richie Torres isn't suitable for social media.
February 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Rep Hakeem Jeffries is a wet blanket, and what I have to say about Rep Richie Torres isn't suitable for social media.
I need to find a fucking hobby, as a respite from focusing on everything else. Any suggestions?
February 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I need to find a fucking hobby, as a respite from focusing on everything else. Any suggestions?
Mayor Adams is a coward and a charlatan. Wouldn't piss on him to put him out if he was on fire.
February 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Mayor Adams is a coward and a charlatan. Wouldn't piss on him to put him out if he was on fire.
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THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT
The biggest winner tonight? That’s right: our loudest Italian-Americans
February 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT
Silence is an answer, but it does hurt.
February 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Silence is an answer, but it does hurt.