I’m
Not going to have a Towanda moment today
Not going to have a Towanda moment today
July 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I’m
Not going to have a Towanda moment today
Not going to have a Towanda moment today
Nearly 40 and just now finding out that hyper-independence is not a “good” quality to have in a relationship ACK
a cartoon girl with long hair is reading a book with a surprised look on her face
Alt: a cartoon girl with long hair is reading a book with a surprised look on her face
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July 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Nearly 40 and just now finding out that hyper-independence is not a “good” quality to have in a relationship ACK
I think humanity would function better if there was still megafauna that could devour us at any time.
July 12, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I think humanity would function better if there was still megafauna that could devour us at any time.
Eating pie and reading for pleasure. Don’t call me, don’t write.
June 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Eating pie and reading for pleasure. Don’t call me, don’t write.
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"The rule of law is not a given in this Nation, nor any other. It is a precept of our democracy that will endure only if those brave enough in every branch fight for its survival. Today, the Court abdicates its vital role in that effort." —Justice Sotomayor
June 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"The rule of law is not a given in this Nation, nor any other. It is a precept of our democracy that will endure only if those brave enough in every branch fight for its survival. Today, the Court abdicates its vital role in that effort." —Justice Sotomayor
The planet needs OutKast right now
June 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The planet needs OutKast right now
Birthday party cheesecake jellybean boom
June 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Birthday party cheesecake jellybean boom
In my opinion all garlic is society garlic
June 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
In my opinion all garlic is society garlic
yer not a fucking new driver you’re 43 years old
June 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
yer not a fucking new driver you’re 43 years old
Do you ever just huff your dog?
May 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Do you ever just huff your dog?
Rizzo sang a whole entire song about how the worst thing you can be is a cock tease
May 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Rizzo sang a whole entire song about how the worst thing you can be is a cock tease
I hate it when restaurants refer to sandwiches as “handhelds.”
May 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I hate it when restaurants refer to sandwiches as “handhelds.”
Just saw a guy in a top-knot man bun kick an outdoor trash can out of frustration.
May 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Just saw a guy in a top-knot man bun kick an outdoor trash can out of frustration.
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“this all reeks of Gender equity!” I holler as i kick over the constitution and turn the global economy into the Market of Shit
April 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
“this all reeks of Gender equity!” I holler as i kick over the constitution and turn the global economy into the Market of Shit
I’m sorry officer, I was listening to Love Can Move Mountains by Celine Dion!
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Céline Dion - Love Can Move Mountains
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April 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I’m sorry officer, I was listening to Love Can Move Mountains by Celine Dion!
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Yes but whole wheat pasta is fuckin grosssssssssssssssssss
April 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Yes but whole wheat pasta is fuckin grosssssssssssssssssss
I have a pair of “dude jeans” and last night I put them on over some boxers to take my dog out.
THIS IS NORMAL? The bunchiness?! AND you’re supposed to fit a penis in there? I get the anger thing more now I guess, Jesus.
THIS IS NORMAL? The bunchiness?! AND you’re supposed to fit a penis in there? I get the anger thing more now I guess, Jesus.
April 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I have a pair of “dude jeans” and last night I put them on over some boxers to take my dog out.
THIS IS NORMAL? The bunchiness?! AND you’re supposed to fit a penis in there? I get the anger thing more now I guess, Jesus.
THIS IS NORMAL? The bunchiness?! AND you’re supposed to fit a penis in there? I get the anger thing more now I guess, Jesus.
I put an OLD mix cd into my car’s player and the first song made me go, “Oh, I made this when I had MySpace.”
March 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I put an OLD mix cd into my car’s player and the first song made me go, “Oh, I made this when I had MySpace.”
Meanwhile every time anybody around says “it’s been a while” I MUST go, “but I can still remember just the way you taaaaaaaste”
March 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Meanwhile every time anybody around says “it’s been a while” I MUST go, “but I can still remember just the way you taaaaaaaste”
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NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
March 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
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💥 BREAKING: At John Deere's annual shareholders meeting today, shareholders overwhelmingly rejected an anti-DEI proposal brought by the same group that targeted Costco and Apple. An anti-DEI proposal from the NCPPR received less than 1 percent of votes.
Deere shareholders: DEI is in. Bigots are out
Deere shareholders: DEI is in. Bigots are out
February 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
💥 BREAKING: At John Deere's annual shareholders meeting today, shareholders overwhelmingly rejected an anti-DEI proposal brought by the same group that targeted Costco and Apple. An anti-DEI proposal from the NCPPR received less than 1 percent of votes.
Deere shareholders: DEI is in. Bigots are out
Deere shareholders: DEI is in. Bigots are out
Someday I’m gonna have a bathroom that doesn’t have somebody else’s grout in it.
February 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Someday I’m gonna have a bathroom that doesn’t have somebody else’s grout in it.
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And as his plane crashed down, he thought well 'least they fund ICE 🎶
February 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
And as his plane crashed down, he thought well 'least they fund ICE 🎶
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The root that tears apart your foundation begins as a seed of distrust, hate, and blame.
The seed that grew into a dictatorship in Europe didn’t arrive overnight.
It started with everyday Germans mad about inflation and looking for someone to blame.
The seed that grew into a dictatorship in Europe didn’t arrive overnight.
It started with everyday Germans mad about inflation and looking for someone to blame.
February 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The root that tears apart your foundation begins as a seed of distrust, hate, and blame.
The seed that grew into a dictatorship in Europe didn’t arrive overnight.
It started with everyday Germans mad about inflation and looking for someone to blame.
The seed that grew into a dictatorship in Europe didn’t arrive overnight.
It started with everyday Germans mad about inflation and looking for someone to blame.