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Homestead Farm producing the finest meat, eggs, produce, and livestock
And how is the air up there, my corvid friend? (Zoom top right)

I seem to have formed a symbiotic relationship with some local crows. I think it's just a couple, a breeding pair, id assume.
October 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
There's always that one...
July 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Can I interest you in some calf zoomies? #farmlife
May 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The guy who bought the Onion (for which he should be sanctified) can't believe Arson judge is Aaron Judge....
Wait, Aaron Judge is hitting fucking .412? On May 16th?
May 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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this is not a sentence I ever thought I would need to assemble in any language, but 1958 feels like a really late year for a dead Pope to explode
April 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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“I’m one of the good people,” I say as I drag an unaccompanied 4-year-old girl into an immigration court. “People will remember this as a *good* thing I’m doing. Not, like, evil.”
April 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Bad for school kids, bad for farmers, and sure as hell won’t “make America healthy again.”
April 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
New moo.
April 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Okay sure, the collapse of the global economy, the return of preventable but deadly diseases, tanking the stock market, and destroying our basic rights and freedoms sounds bad, but it’s a small price to pay to make sure the next Tomb Raider will have bigger boobs.
April 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Heavy traffic on the morning commute due to inclement weather
February 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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February 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.

How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65

Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
February 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
RIP The Band. Thanks for all the tunes, boys, I'll carry them with me forever...
January 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Why can't I sleep so peaceably?!?!
January 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Shout out to one of the best comment threads I've ever seen 🤣
December 22, 2024 at 10:54 PM
I absolutely love that Amazon is so wealthy and universal that they'd rather just refund you than deal with any sort of actual conflict resolution.
December 18, 2024 at 3:17 AM
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Annual reminder:

Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.

Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
December 14, 2024 at 1:55 PM
You ok, Amazon Prime?
December 14, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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It's a good day to be a New Jerseyan.

PRINCETON, N.J. (AP) — New Jersey Democratic Gov. Phil Murphy signed a law Monday to prohibit public and school libraries from banning books in the state and to enshrine protections against civil and criminal charges for librarians who comply with the law.
December 9, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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If you live in New Jersey, please share this widely with your friends and family
December 8, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Guess who got an early #ChristmasPresent this year?
December 7, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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This man's jersey is going into the divorce court rafters
@davidjroth.bsky.social CYBERTRUCK AT HOOTERS!
CYBERTRUCK AT HOOTERS!
November 18, 2024 at 8:55 PM
When you're all professional and demure and shit in your pantsuit and bun.... But the oppressors are getting out of pocket and the ancestors have something to say...
New Zealand parliament's youngest member Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke performs a haka in protest of a controversial bill that would reinterpret an 184 year old treaty between the British and Indigenous Maori.
November 15, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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Best thing you’ll see today…
New Zealand parliament's youngest member Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke performs a haka in protest of a controversial bill that would reinterpret an 184 year old treaty between the British and Indigenous Maori.
November 15, 2024 at 12:13 AM
You're my blue sky, you're my sunny day
Lord, you know it makes me high
When you turn your love my way
November 12, 2024 at 6:29 PM