The length of this game would suck if it happened in June.

They were telling guys to swing early and try to hit line drives, for God’s sake.

I’m sorry I fired from the hip. I am a casualty of the bWAR/fWAR Wars.

I am at work.

“My OPS+ is almost 50 points lower but also I crouch a lot” that don’t impress me much, mr. ass

I have just been informed that the Nationals lost 96 games this season.

He shouldn’t change a thing this offseason.

I don’t want to put on my Coastal Bias Tinfoil Hat but I don’t know how else to explain why this narrative constantly pops up.

That being said, Jackie is clearly the best Dodger ever. Like, c’mon.

The slow, creeping realization that you’re talking yourself into the Sox as a dark horse division winner will occur on podcasts in real time. The nation will be transfixed, like the entertainment from Infinite Jest.

It’s stats like these that make me appreciate HoF players.