Jeff
@stonebone.bsky.social
Born. Raised. Addicted to sound
Consuming content, like a good human
Photos by me, recycled memes by everyone else
Consuming content, like a good human
Photos by me, recycled memes by everyone else
“Success is just the result of a totality of failures”
- Reuben, pro photographer
- Reuben, pro photographer
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“Success is just the result of a totality of failures”
- Reuben, pro photographer
- Reuben, pro photographer
A fraction is not a cat
-Beavis, modern philosopher
-Beavis, modern philosopher
November 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
A fraction is not a cat
-Beavis, modern philosopher
-Beavis, modern philosopher
The movie The Land Before Time still fucking slaps
October 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The movie The Land Before Time still fucking slaps
My best friend in the universe passed away last week
I’m really sad, and I don’t post on here hardly at all, and don’t expect anything. I’m just telling the void about my best friend, and how cool he was, and how wonderful it was to have a friend become a brother over 20 years of time
I miss him
I’m really sad, and I don’t post on here hardly at all, and don’t expect anything. I’m just telling the void about my best friend, and how cool he was, and how wonderful it was to have a friend become a brother over 20 years of time
I miss him
October 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My best friend in the universe passed away last week
I’m really sad, and I don’t post on here hardly at all, and don’t expect anything. I’m just telling the void about my best friend, and how cool he was, and how wonderful it was to have a friend become a brother over 20 years of time
I miss him
I’m really sad, and I don’t post on here hardly at all, and don’t expect anything. I’m just telling the void about my best friend, and how cool he was, and how wonderful it was to have a friend become a brother over 20 years of time
I miss him
Heard a country cover of Tom Petty’s American Girl tonight at dinner.
It was…not good
It was…not good
September 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Heard a country cover of Tom Petty’s American Girl tonight at dinner.
It was…not good
It was…not good
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“Nothing is more important than stopping fascism, because fascism will stop us all.”
- Fred Hampton
- Fred Hampton
August 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
“Nothing is more important than stopping fascism, because fascism will stop us all.”
- Fred Hampton
- Fred Hampton
If you watch the first Jurassic Park film, and then skip all of the sequel flix until the latest one (the 7th one if we’re counting), it’s almost an acceptable direct sequel: Original shit goes down, then jump 35 years to see the beginning consequences
Also, alcohol helps a lot.
A lot, a lot
Also, alcohol helps a lot.
A lot, a lot
August 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If you watch the first Jurassic Park film, and then skip all of the sequel flix until the latest one (the 7th one if we’re counting), it’s almost an acceptable direct sequel: Original shit goes down, then jump 35 years to see the beginning consequences
Also, alcohol helps a lot.
A lot, a lot
Also, alcohol helps a lot.
A lot, a lot
Watching influential films with your sons is awesome
That is all
That is all
August 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Watching influential films with your sons is awesome
That is all
That is all
And following our will and wind
We may just go where no one's been
We'll ride the spiral to the end
And may just go where no one's been
Spiral out, keep going
We may just go where no one's been
We'll ride the spiral to the end
And may just go where no one's been
Spiral out, keep going
July 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
And following our will and wind
We may just go where no one's been
We'll ride the spiral to the end
And may just go where no one's been
Spiral out, keep going
We may just go where no one's been
We'll ride the spiral to the end
And may just go where no one's been
Spiral out, keep going
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As I’ve said, if any good can come of all this, it’s that the CEO class is finally flying too close to the sun with their frothing masks-off public eagerness to eliminate everyone who has actually made their products. And when they come back begging for talent, the talent has organized against them.
"The problem with AI isn't that it can do your job. It can't. The problem with AI is that your MBA-brained boss's boss doesn't know how your job works and thinks AI can do your job at fractions of a penny on the dollar, and hears the siren song of 'maximize shareholder value'."
MBA-brain is real.
MBA-brain is real.
They’re literally advertising it.
July 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
As I’ve said, if any good can come of all this, it’s that the CEO class is finally flying too close to the sun with their frothing masks-off public eagerness to eliminate everyone who has actually made their products. And when they come back begging for talent, the talent has organized against them.
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I’m not going to predict what the Supreme Court will do. I will say, again and again, that if you wait for a reactionary Supreme Court to tell you what the Constitution means, you will get a reactionary constitutional order. So, don’t do that.
January 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’m not going to predict what the Supreme Court will do. I will say, again and again, that if you wait for a reactionary Supreme Court to tell you what the Constitution means, you will get a reactionary constitutional order. So, don’t do that.
Building legos with my son, Grateful Dead playing, drink in (my) hand
June 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Building legos with my son, Grateful Dead playing, drink in (my) hand
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Very exciting news: The Onion has started a creative agency.
We've been doing this quietly for months, so if you've seen a funny ad somewhere, it may be us. But now it is a whole-ass company.
Anyway, we have killed Don Draper for a second time and revived his drunk ghost. Contact me to access him.
We've been doing this quietly for months, so if you've seen a funny ad somewhere, it may be us. But now it is a whole-ass company.
Anyway, we have killed Don Draper for a second time and revived his drunk ghost. Contact me to access him.
Exclusive: The Onion has opened a creative agency
America’s Finest Creative Agency is “like a writer’s room and like a strategic and conceptual laser in your pocket,” The Onion’s CMO Leila Brillson said.
www.marketingbrew.com
May 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Very exciting news: The Onion has started a creative agency.
We've been doing this quietly for months, so if you've seen a funny ad somewhere, it may be us. But now it is a whole-ass company.
Anyway, we have killed Don Draper for a second time and revived his drunk ghost. Contact me to access him.
We've been doing this quietly for months, so if you've seen a funny ad somewhere, it may be us. But now it is a whole-ass company.
Anyway, we have killed Don Draper for a second time and revived his drunk ghost. Contact me to access him.
Went from talking about Che Guevara to black holes and secret sciences with my 12 year-old child in the span of about 10 minutes. My kid is fucking cool
May 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Went from talking about Che Guevara to black holes and secret sciences with my 12 year-old child in the span of about 10 minutes. My kid is fucking cool
This would be the single greatest thing that Disney could do. Ever
Call me, Bob Iger. My friends and I have some ideas
Call me, Bob Iger. My friends and I have some ideas
May 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This would be the single greatest thing that Disney could do. Ever
Call me, Bob Iger. My friends and I have some ideas
Call me, Bob Iger. My friends and I have some ideas
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No amount of doomscrolling really drives home the feeling of the World Ending the way that shopping for groceries in 2025 does.
Mouthwash was 9.99. I’m thinking I might just remove my teeth to save money. (also who wants to buy some teeth)
Mouthwash was 9.99. I’m thinking I might just remove my teeth to save money. (also who wants to buy some teeth)
April 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
No amount of doomscrolling really drives home the feeling of the World Ending the way that shopping for groceries in 2025 does.
Mouthwash was 9.99. I’m thinking I might just remove my teeth to save money. (also who wants to buy some teeth)
Mouthwash was 9.99. I’m thinking I might just remove my teeth to save money. (also who wants to buy some teeth)
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📢 The Internet Archive needs your help.
At a time when information is being rewritten or erased online, a $700 million lawsuit from major record labels threatens to destroy the Wayback Machine.
Tell the labels to drop the 78s lawsuit.
👉 Sign our open letter: www.change.org/p/defend-the...
🧵⬇️
At a time when information is being rewritten or erased online, a $700 million lawsuit from major record labels threatens to destroy the Wayback Machine.
Tell the labels to drop the 78s lawsuit.
👉 Sign our open letter: www.change.org/p/defend-the...
🧵⬇️
April 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
📢 The Internet Archive needs your help.
At a time when information is being rewritten or erased online, a $700 million lawsuit from major record labels threatens to destroy the Wayback Machine.
Tell the labels to drop the 78s lawsuit.
👉 Sign our open letter: www.change.org/p/defend-the...
🧵⬇️
At a time when information is being rewritten or erased online, a $700 million lawsuit from major record labels threatens to destroy the Wayback Machine.
Tell the labels to drop the 78s lawsuit.
👉 Sign our open letter: www.change.org/p/defend-the...
🧵⬇️