Occam’s Razor Burn
@stochasticnoise.bsky.social
Equinox, symmetry, and the balance is right.
Some moments are timeless.
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Some moments are timeless.
Real plates are heavy and uncomfortable. He’s want something softer and more ergonomic for ballistic protection.
November 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Real plates are heavy and uncomfortable. He’s want something softer and more ergonomic for ballistic protection.
The world was not ready for James Mickens
November 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The world was not ready for James Mickens
For reference
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
For reference
I just got sent this- is Tyson Fury smizing?
November 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I just got sent this- is Tyson Fury smizing?
I feel you. I’m sick and Snuffles has been concerned
October 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I feel you. I’m sick and Snuffles has been concerned
I won’t say I made it as much as I facilitated it.
July 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I won’t say I made it as much as I facilitated it.
Not for nothin
July 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Not for nothin
Snuffy also went to the vet today! He was very good. Everyone loves him.
July 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Snuffy also went to the vet today! He was very good. Everyone loves him.
Okay, I admit to being bored and wanting affirmation. It’s not scandalous okay- I’m allowed.
June 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Okay, I admit to being bored and wanting affirmation. It’s not scandalous okay- I’m allowed.
I went out back and told one of the chickens to judge you, your wardrobe, your religion and your life choices.
May 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I went out back and told one of the chickens to judge you, your wardrobe, your religion and your life choices.
I’m off work so he doesn’t know it’s not Caturday.
May 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I’m off work so he doesn’t know it’s not Caturday.
Self care takes many forms.
March 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Self care takes many forms.
Nothing looks like a giant dick on accident. Plant store edition.
March 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Nothing looks like a giant dick on accident. Plant store edition.
I keep asking ChatGPT to write me instagram comments- and this is Kanye West tweeting about getting pulled over for dui but getting arrested for assaulting a police officer when he threw a chalupa at him.
February 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I keep asking ChatGPT to write me instagram comments- and this is Kanye West tweeting about getting pulled over for dui but getting arrested for assaulting a police officer when he threw a chalupa at him.
On TikTok when you search for book, the title of your first result is supposed to be about your life and it is objectively correct.
February 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
On TikTok when you search for book, the title of your first result is supposed to be about your life and it is objectively correct.
Bear, Lord Snuffles
Fifth Viscount of Fluffybottom
Fifth Viscount of Fluffybottom
February 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Bear, Lord Snuffles
Fifth Viscount of Fluffybottom
Fifth Viscount of Fluffybottom
Yes, that’s a mason jar with a handle. Yes, that’s 250ml of blanc de blanc. No, I have not yet made the dinner that was supposed to accompany this. Only God can judge me.
February 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Yes, that’s a mason jar with a handle. Yes, that’s 250ml of blanc de blanc. No, I have not yet made the dinner that was supposed to accompany this. Only God can judge me.
Nothing looks like a giant dick on accident
February 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Nothing looks like a giant dick on accident