Occam’s Razor Burn
@stochasticnoise.bsky.social
Equinox, symmetry, and the balance is right.
I am sad. And what do we do when we’re sad-
The answer is a new tattoo but I’m in a surprisingly flexible headspace and therefore taking other suggestions.
I already do all the truly dumb adrenaline shit, and i am absolutely about to do a fuckton more- just so you don’t waste your time
The answer is a new tattoo but I’m in a surprisingly flexible headspace and therefore taking other suggestions.
I already do all the truly dumb adrenaline shit, and i am absolutely about to do a fuckton more- just so you don’t waste your time
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I am sad. And what do we do when we’re sad-
The answer is a new tattoo but I’m in a surprisingly flexible headspace and therefore taking other suggestions.
I already do all the truly dumb adrenaline shit, and i am absolutely about to do a fuckton more- just so you don’t waste your time
The answer is a new tattoo but I’m in a surprisingly flexible headspace and therefore taking other suggestions.
I already do all the truly dumb adrenaline shit, and i am absolutely about to do a fuckton more- just so you don’t waste your time
I know an intelligent man who, based on the soup of his current media environment, claimed loudly to a room full of people that raw milk could be used in lieu of blood in an emergency transfusion.
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I know an intelligent man who, based on the soup of his current media environment, claimed loudly to a room full of people that raw milk could be used in lieu of blood in an emergency transfusion.
Some people need to believe that once upon a time people were all strong-but they have the discipline to face the pain, labor, and discomfort of the past- and so, reap the good health borne of that superior morality
Or they have to admit the race is not to the swift. And they’re not tryna hear that
Or they have to admit the race is not to the swift. And they’re not tryna hear that
It is genuinely hard for most people to grasp how poor the past was.
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Some people need to believe that once upon a time people were all strong-but they have the discipline to face the pain, labor, and discomfort of the past- and so, reap the good health borne of that superior morality
Or they have to admit the race is not to the swift. And they’re not tryna hear that
Or they have to admit the race is not to the swift. And they’re not tryna hear that
I miss having a drafts folder. A true cabinet of horrors.
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I miss having a drafts folder. A true cabinet of horrors.
Me flirting:
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Me flirting:
Y’all, I live in a building with elevators and a designated parking zone for deliveries.
The asshole who who was supposed to deliver my food left it on the street. If there were a gun to my head, I’m not going down there. Am I a dick for getting a refund?
The asshole who who was supposed to deliver my food left it on the street. If there were a gun to my head, I’m not going down there. Am I a dick for getting a refund?
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Y’all, I live in a building with elevators and a designated parking zone for deliveries.
The asshole who who was supposed to deliver my food left it on the street. If there were a gun to my head, I’m not going down there. Am I a dick for getting a refund?
The asshole who who was supposed to deliver my food left it on the street. If there were a gun to my head, I’m not going down there. Am I a dick for getting a refund?
Guys I had the hardest day, and you all cheered me up to the point that I feel like doing my favorite lonely girl pastime.
I’m about to watch Jaws bitches.
I’m about to watch Jaws bitches.
November 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Guys I had the hardest day, and you all cheered me up to the point that I feel like doing my favorite lonely girl pastime.
I’m about to watch Jaws bitches.
I’m about to watch Jaws bitches.
Two minutes old and already an underrated tweet
more foods shuold tell your fortune
November 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Two minutes old and already an underrated tweet
Can I just get a shirt made that says bro it doesn’t work like that- it would save me so much time.
November 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Can I just get a shirt made that says bro it doesn’t work like that- it would save me so much time.
The world was not ready for James Mickens
November 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The world was not ready for James Mickens
For whoever needs to hear this- using ChatGPT for therapy is like mashing the keys on a calculator and interpreting the numbers as signs from God. But under the hood it’s got an opaque enigma machine that turns those numbers into words.
I mean it. Don’t. Not even for a guided meditation
I mean it. Don’t. Not even for a guided meditation
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
For whoever needs to hear this- using ChatGPT for therapy is like mashing the keys on a calculator and interpreting the numbers as signs from God. But under the hood it’s got an opaque enigma machine that turns those numbers into words.
I mean it. Don’t. Not even for a guided meditation
I mean it. Don’t. Not even for a guided meditation
I’m taking to someone on tinder and I’m low key trying to figure out how often they work out because i need them to not be mad that I manage my mental health by spending literally all my time at the gym.
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I’m taking to someone on tinder and I’m low key trying to figure out how often they work out because i need them to not be mad that I manage my mental health by spending literally all my time at the gym.
My gay friend told me he thought I looked amazing today and I don’t ever think I’ve felt better about how I look.
November 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
My gay friend told me he thought I looked amazing today and I don’t ever think I’ve felt better about how I look.
Dude said if.
lol
lol
bluesky in november is like if all of a website had seasonal affective disorder
November 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Dude said if.
lol
lol
I cannot explain my fucked up day except in terms of the recipe for the dinner I am making. I need deep comfort and I have so few fucks to give that I literally took a chance on riding out a fire alarm.
Recipe below.
Recipe below.
November 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I cannot explain my fucked up day except in terms of the recipe for the dinner I am making. I need deep comfort and I have so few fucks to give that I literally took a chance on riding out a fire alarm.
Recipe below.
Recipe below.
I just got sent this- is Tyson Fury smizing?
November 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I just got sent this- is Tyson Fury smizing?
There are people who think pigeons aren’t real.
I don’t believe in beets. They’re not an actual vegetable and everyone who says they like to eat them is a spy.
I don’t believe in beets. They’re not an actual vegetable and everyone who says they like to eat them is a spy.
October 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
There are people who think pigeons aren’t real.
I don’t believe in beets. They’re not an actual vegetable and everyone who says they like to eat them is a spy.
I don’t believe in beets. They’re not an actual vegetable and everyone who says they like to eat them is a spy.
Not sure, but maybe if you have a headline news tweet that’s doing numbers, and it turns out the headline was highly misleading, you should delete the misleading tweet and post a standalone correction- rather than relying on people to scroll down to find an update in the replies.
October 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Not sure, but maybe if you have a headline news tweet that’s doing numbers, and it turns out the headline was highly misleading, you should delete the misleading tweet and post a standalone correction- rather than relying on people to scroll down to find an update in the replies.
This button would disable these ads from direct affiliates and sell your entire data profile to every crypto and gaming organization with a dollar and the technical ability to operate legally in your jurisdiction.
i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
October 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This button would disable these ads from direct affiliates and sell your entire data profile to every crypto and gaming organization with a dollar and the technical ability to operate legally in your jurisdiction.
Okay- most of y’all know this, but here goes:
Food pantries and community kitchens are gonna need more money and extra workers. Notes: 1) They can get more for a dollar than you can 2) Some jobs may really warm your heart but somebody’s got to unload trucks and clean the tables
Food pantries and community kitchens are gonna need more money and extra workers. Notes: 1) They can get more for a dollar than you can 2) Some jobs may really warm your heart but somebody’s got to unload trucks and clean the tables
October 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Okay- most of y’all know this, but here goes:
Food pantries and community kitchens are gonna need more money and extra workers. Notes: 1) They can get more for a dollar than you can 2) Some jobs may really warm your heart but somebody’s got to unload trucks and clean the tables
Food pantries and community kitchens are gonna need more money and extra workers. Notes: 1) They can get more for a dollar than you can 2) Some jobs may really warm your heart but somebody’s got to unload trucks and clean the tables
Remember 2014 before shit started sliding sideways at this incredible pace?
I put on an oversized sweater, leggings, and uggs and I’m headed out for a pumpkin spice latte.
Join me in this act of remembrance.
I put on an oversized sweater, leggings, and uggs and I’m headed out for a pumpkin spice latte.
Join me in this act of remembrance.
October 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Remember 2014 before shit started sliding sideways at this incredible pace?
I put on an oversized sweater, leggings, and uggs and I’m headed out for a pumpkin spice latte.
Join me in this act of remembrance.
I put on an oversized sweater, leggings, and uggs and I’m headed out for a pumpkin spice latte.
Join me in this act of remembrance.
I have a date tomorrow night for the first time since the Pleistocene extinction and I’m really nervous.
Why is it so scary to like someone?
Why is it so scary to like someone?
October 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I have a date tomorrow night for the first time since the Pleistocene extinction and I’m really nervous.
Why is it so scary to like someone?
Why is it so scary to like someone?
Almost heaven
October 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Almost heaven
Can we collectively create a conspiracy theory- there has to be one somewhere that would make the world better
October 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Can we collectively create a conspiracy theory- there has to be one somewhere that would make the world better
It’s been a minute but once again I am drunk on a train. I am not proud of it, but here we are. I love most of you fuckers.
October 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It’s been a minute but once again I am drunk on a train. I am not proud of it, but here we are. I love most of you fuckers.