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Guess what! I got the last laugh.
Guess what! I got the last laugh.
Holodeck 3 is off-limits until further notice. What began as “tea with Shakespeare” escalated into a laser-tag battle between Macbeth, a velociraptor, and four copies of Admiral Aaron in a cowboy hat.
We don’t know which Aaron won. He won’t say.
#USSNorthstar
Holodeck 3 is off-limits until further notice. What began as “tea with Shakespeare” escalated into a laser-tag battle between Macbeth, a velociraptor, and four copies of Admiral Aaron in a cowboy hat.
We don’t know which Aaron won. He won’t say.
#USSNorthstar
Turbolifts are stuck in “party mode.” All voice commands are replaced with “YASSS, QUEEN!” and the only music option is 90s Klingon techno.
Ensign Park tried to override it. He’s now trapped between decks doing the cha’DIch shuffle.
Do NOT engage the disco ball.
Turbolifts are stuck in “party mode.” All voice commands are replaced with “YASSS, QUEEN!” and the only music option is 90s Klingon techno.
Ensign Park tried to override it. He’s now trapped between decks doing the cha’DIch shuffle.
Do NOT engage the disco ball.
The Voth have hailed us with a formal declaration:
"Your ship is in violation of culinary decency. Pineapple does not belong on pizza. Surrender your replicator protocols."
We're currently stalling with breadsticks.
#USSNorthstar #VothVsPineapple #ReplicatorWars
The Voth have hailed us with a formal declaration:
"Your ship is in violation of culinary decency. Pineapple does not belong on pizza. Surrender your replicator protocols."
We're currently stalling with breadsticks.
#USSNorthstar #VothVsPineapple #ReplicatorWars
Recovered holographic footage from an alternate reality shows the Northstar activating self-destruct… after a heated debate about pineapple on pizza.
Reality integrity stable. For now.
#USSNorthstar #StarfleetStrangeFiles #TemporalPizzaCrisis
Recovered holographic footage from an alternate reality shows the Northstar activating self-destruct… after a heated debate about pineapple on pizza.
Reality integrity stable. For now.
#USSNorthstar #StarfleetStrangeFiles #TemporalPizzaCrisis
The Gold XIV Moopsy, has enrolled in Starfleet Academy remotely. It outranks Ensign Park and insists on being called “Commander Fabulous.”
It glows, levitates, and submitted a thesis on tactical cuddling.
Starfleet is… considering it.
#USSNorthstar #StarTrek
The Gold XIV Moopsy, has enrolled in Starfleet Academy remotely. It outranks Ensign Park and insists on being called “Commander Fabulous.”
It glows, levitates, and submitted a thesis on tactical cuddling.
Starfleet is… considering it.
#USSNorthstar #StarTrek
The pink Moopsy somehow opened 47 Phoenix Boxes, used all of Engineering’s upgrade tokens, & is now classified as Gold XIV quality.
It sparkles, hums show tunes, & phase-shifted through a bulkhead out of pure confidence
We cannot contain it. We can only respect it
The pink Moopsy somehow opened 47 Phoenix Boxes, used all of Engineering’s upgrade tokens, & is now classified as Gold XIV quality.
It sparkles, hums show tunes, & phase-shifted through a bulkhead out of pure confidence
We cannot contain it. We can only respect it
The pink Moopsy has escaped again. It absorbed two tricorders, a ficus, and Lt. Chen’s will to live.
It left behind glitter, a heart-shaped crater, & a soft "moopsy" echo in the vents.
Do NOT follow the sparkle trail. That’s how it feeds.
#USSNorthstar #StarTrek
The pink Moopsy has escaped again. It absorbed two tricorders, a ficus, and Lt. Chen’s will to live.
It left behind glitter, a heart-shaped crater, & a soft "moopsy" echo in the vents.
Do NOT follow the sparkle trail. That’s how it feeds.
#USSNorthstar #StarTrek
The Pink Moopsy was not a suitable addition to the petting zoo on Deck 9. He’s already absorbed two bulkheads, one ensign, and the concept of shame.
Do not say his name out loud. He thinks it’s an invitation.
We’re down a shuttle.
#USSNorthstar #StarTrek
The Pink Moopsy was not a suitable addition to the petting zoo on Deck 9. He’s already absorbed two bulkheads, one ensign, and the concept of shame.
Do not say his name out loud. He thinks it’s an invitation.
We’re down a shuttle.
#USSNorthstar #StarTrek
Someone activated the “Historical Recreation” setting on the mess hall. It’s now an 18th-century pirate tavern.
All meals are hardtack, the replicators demand payment in doubloons, and the chef answers only to “Commodore Crabcakes.”
Morale is... confusingly high.
Someone activated the “Historical Recreation” setting on the mess hall. It’s now an 18th-century pirate tavern.
All meals are hardtack, the replicators demand payment in doubloons, and the chef answers only to “Commodore Crabcakes.”
Morale is... confusingly high.
Science Lab 3 is off-limits until we convince the accidental slime clone of Admiral Aaron to stop giving motivational speeches and hugging people mid-scan.
He’s sticky, enthusiastic, and somehow outranks half the crew.
Do not accept snacks from him.
#USSNorthstar
Science Lab 3 is off-limits until we convince the accidental slime clone of Admiral Aaron to stop giving motivational speeches and hugging people mid-scan.
He’s sticky, enthusiastic, and somehow outranks half the crew.
Do not accept snacks from him.
#USSNorthstar
The translator issue persists. Engineering tried a fix, but now the replicators only respond to soliloquies. Ensign Vega just performed a full monologue for a sandwich. It was... moving.
Also, Chad now speaks only in rhyming couplets.
#USSNorthstar #StarTrek
The translator issue persists. Engineering tried a fix, but now the replicators only respond to soliloquies. Ensign Vega just performed a full monologue for a sandwich. It was... moving.
Also, Chad now speaks only in rhyming couplets.
#USSNorthstar #StarTrek
The universal translator has glitched. All communications are now in Shakespearean English.
Admiral Aaron just ordered a red alert by yelling, “Sound thine crimson trumpet of woe!”
Please report all misunderstandings and sword duels to Sickbay.
#USSNorthstar
The universal translator has glitched. All communications are now in Shakespearean English.
Admiral Aaron just ordered a red alert by yelling, “Sound thine crimson trumpet of woe!”
Please report all misunderstandings and sword duels to Sickbay.
#USSNorthstar
Someone accidentally enabled "Vacation Mode" on the main deflector. We're now broadcasting beach sounds and margarita recipes into deep space.
Three Ferengi ships have docked, demanding pool access and towel service.
We’re negotiating. With piña coladas.
Someone accidentally enabled "Vacation Mode" on the main deflector. We're now broadcasting beach sounds and margarita recipes into deep space.
Three Ferengi ships have docked, demanding pool access and towel service.
We’re negotiating. With piña coladas.
The ship is in full Pride Month mode. The warp nacelles now leave a rainbow trail, the computer only responds to show tunes, and the deflector dish came out as pansexual.
Engineering is hosting drag brunch. Phaser fire now sparkles.
Deal with it, darling.
The ship is in full Pride Month mode. The warp nacelles now leave a rainbow trail, the computer only responds to show tunes, and the deflector dish came out as pansexual.
Engineering is hosting drag brunch. Phaser fire now sparkles.
Deal with it, darling.
In celebration of Pride Month, the warp core is now cycling through rainbow colors and insists on being called “Fabulon, Lord of Light.”
Chad staged a fashion show in Engineering. The EPS manifolds are wearing capes.
Security tried to intervene.
In celebration of Pride Month, the warp core is now cycling through rainbow colors and insists on being called “Fabulon, Lord of Light.”
Chad staged a fashion show in Engineering. The EPS manifolds are wearing capes.
Security tried to intervene.