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STO Admiral Aaron
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These are the voyages of the U.S.S Northstar under command of Admiral Aaron. In STO Star Trek Online @ midnighttlc is my character id.

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// Fun Fact: Richard the Klingon is now Canon as well. Thanks #StarTrek due to Puppet Pike. Richard is what happens when a Muppet and Klingon do you know what.
July 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
// I remember when people ripped me a new one for having Hybrid Jem'Hadars and Trill-Klingon serving in Starfleet in my Foundry missions.

Guess what! I got the last laugh.
July 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Attention crew of the Northstar:

Holodeck 3 is off-limits until further notice. What began as “tea with Shakespeare” escalated into a laser-tag battle between Macbeth, a velociraptor, and four copies of Admiral Aaron in a cowboy hat.

We don’t know which Aaron won. He won’t say.

#USSNorthstar
July 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Attention crew of the Northstar:

Turbolifts are stuck in “party mode.” All voice commands are replaced with “YASSS, QUEEN!” and the only music option is 90s Klingon techno.

Ensign Park tried to override it. He’s now trapped between decks doing the cha’DIch shuffle.

Do NOT engage the disco ball.
July 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
July 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Attention crew of the Northstar:

The Voth have hailed us with a formal declaration:

"Your ship is in violation of culinary decency. Pineapple does not belong on pizza. Surrender your replicator protocols."

We're currently stalling with breadsticks.

#USSNorthstar #VothVsPineapple #ReplicatorWars
June 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
We have recovered additional holographic footage before the self-destruction.
June 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Attention crew of the Northstar:

Recovered holographic footage from an alternate reality shows the Northstar activating self-destruct… after a heated debate about pineapple on pizza.

Reality integrity stable. For now.

#USSNorthstar #StarfleetStrangeFiles #TemporalPizzaCrisis
June 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Attention crew of the Northstar:

The Gold XIV Moopsy, has enrolled in Starfleet Academy remotely. It outranks Ensign Park and insists on being called “Commander Fabulous.”

It glows, levitates, and submitted a thesis on tactical cuddling.

Starfleet is… considering it.

#USSNorthstar #StarTrek
June 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Attention crew of the Northstar:

The pink Moopsy somehow opened 47 Phoenix Boxes, used all of Engineering’s upgrade tokens, & is now classified as Gold XIV quality.

It sparkles, hums show tunes, & phase-shifted through a bulkhead out of pure confidence

We cannot contain it. We can only respect it
June 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Attention crew of the Northstar:

The pink Moopsy has escaped again. It absorbed two tricorders, a ficus, and Lt. Chen’s will to live.

It left behind glitter, a heart-shaped crater, & a soft "moopsy" echo in the vents.

Do NOT follow the sparkle trail. That’s how it feeds.

#USSNorthstar #StarTrek
June 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Beware the Pink Version.
June 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Attention crew of the Northstar:

The Pink Moopsy was not a suitable addition to the petting zoo on Deck 9. He’s already absorbed two bulkheads, one ensign, and the concept of shame.

Do not say his name out loud. He thinks it’s an invitation.

We’re down a shuttle.

#USSNorthstar #StarTrek
June 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Attention crew of the Northstar:

Someone activated the “Historical Recreation” setting on the mess hall. It’s now an 18th-century pirate tavern.

All meals are hardtack, the replicators demand payment in doubloons, and the chef answers only to “Commodore Crabcakes.”

Morale is... confusingly high.
June 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Attention crew of the Northstar:

Science Lab 3 is off-limits until we convince the accidental slime clone of Admiral Aaron to stop giving motivational speeches and hugging people mid-scan.

He’s sticky, enthusiastic, and somehow outranks half the crew.

Do not accept snacks from him.

#USSNorthstar
June 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
We aboard the Gayest Ship in STOs Fleet Salute you.
June 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
/ Bahahahhahaha #StarTrek
June 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Attention crew of the Northstar:

The translator issue persists. Engineering tried a fix, but now the replicators only respond to soliloquies. Ensign Vega just performed a full monologue for a sandwich. It was... moving.

Also, Chad now speaks only in rhyming couplets.

#USSNorthstar #StarTrek
June 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Attention crew of the Northstar:

The universal translator has glitched. All communications are now in Shakespearean English.

Admiral Aaron just ordered a red alert by yelling, “Sound thine crimson trumpet of woe!”

Please report all misunderstandings and sword duels to Sickbay.

#USSNorthstar
June 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Attention crew of the Northstar:

Someone accidentally enabled "Vacation Mode" on the main deflector. We're now broadcasting beach sounds and margarita recipes into deep space.

Three Ferengi ships have docked, demanding pool access and towel service.

We’re negotiating. With piña coladas.
June 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
// Sadly I found the answer to this tweet out today.

#StarTrek #STO
June 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Happy Pride from the Northstar. The gayest ship in the Fleet.
June 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Attention crew of the Northstar:

The ship is in full Pride Month mode. The warp nacelles now leave a rainbow trail, the computer only responds to show tunes, and the deflector dish came out as pansexual.

Engineering is hosting drag brunch. Phaser fire now sparkles.

Deal with it, darling.
June 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
They were vogue’d into submission.

#USSNorthstar #StarTrek
June 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Attention crew of the Northstar:

In celebration of Pride Month, the warp core is now cycling through rainbow colors and insists on being called “Fabulon, Lord of Light.”

Chad staged a fashion show in Engineering. The EPS manifolds are wearing capes.

Security tried to intervene.
June 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM