STO Admiral Aaron
@stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social
These are the voyages of the U.S.S Northstar under command of Admiral Aaron. In STO Star Trek Online @ midnighttlc is my character id.
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Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Due to a scheduling mishap, today’s briefing was accidentally double-booked with a Klingon cooking class. Tactical is still recovering from the “surprise taste test.” 🍲😬
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Due to a scheduling mishap, today’s briefing was accidentally double-booked with a Klingon cooking class. Tactical is still recovering from the “surprise taste test.” 🍲😬
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Due to a scheduling mishap, today’s briefing was accidentally double-booked with a Klingon cooking class. Tactical is still recovering from the “surprise taste test.” 🍲😬
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Due to a scheduling mishap, today’s briefing was accidentally double-booked with a Klingon cooking class. Tactical is still recovering from the “surprise taste test.” 🍲😬
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Due to an unfortunate mix-up in the replicator database, all beverages are now served at “volcanic” temperature. Please let drinks cool before consuming… or continue filing burnt tongue reports with Medical. ☕🔥
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Due to an unfortunate mix-up in the replicator database, all beverages are now served at “volcanic” temperature. Please let drinks cool before consuming… or continue filing burnt tongue reports with Medical. ☕🔥
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Due to an unfortunate mix-up in the replicator database, all beverages are now served at “volcanic” temperature. Please let drinks cool before consuming… or continue filing burnt tongue reports with Medical. ☕🔥
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Due to an unfortunate mix-up in the replicator database, all beverages are now served at “volcanic” temperature. Please let drinks cool before consuming… or continue filing burnt tongue reports with Medical. ☕🔥
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
After last night’s viewing of Celebrity Traitors UK, half the crew now thinks the Admiral is a “Traitor” and the other half keeps holding dramatic round-table meetings in the mess hall.
Please stop voting each other off duty shifts. 🔪 #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
After last night’s viewing of Celebrity Traitors UK, half the crew now thinks the Admiral is a “Traitor” and the other half keeps holding dramatic round-table meetings in the mess hall.
Please stop voting each other off duty shifts. 🔪 #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
After last night’s viewing of Celebrity Traitors UK, half the crew now thinks the Admiral is a “Traitor” and the other half keeps holding dramatic round-table meetings in the mess hall.
Please stop voting each other off duty shifts. 🔪 #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
After last night’s viewing of Celebrity Traitors UK, half the crew now thinks the Admiral is a “Traitor” and the other half keeps holding dramatic round-table meetings in the mess hall.
Please stop voting each other off duty shifts. 🔪 #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
RuPaul’s Drag Race: Earth vs Universe Season 47 is not a valid reason to pause the ship’s mission. Also, whoever bet the ships replicators on the lip-sync finale… report to the Admiral immediately. 💅🚀
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
RuPaul’s Drag Race: Earth vs Universe Season 47 is not a valid reason to pause the ship’s mission. Also, whoever bet the ships replicators on the lip-sync finale… report to the Admiral immediately. 💅🚀
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
RuPaul’s Drag Race: Earth vs Universe Season 47 is not a valid reason to pause the ship’s mission. Also, whoever bet the ships replicators on the lip-sync finale… report to the Admiral immediately. 💅🚀
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
RuPaul’s Drag Race: Earth vs Universe Season 47 is not a valid reason to pause the ship’s mission. Also, whoever bet the ships replicators on the lip-sync finale… report to the Admiral immediately. 💅🚀
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Whoever rerouted the comm panel alerts so they now sound like applause stop it. The Admiral Aaron walked onto the bridge and thought the crew was *sarcastically* clapping. 👏😐
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Whoever rerouted the comm panel alerts so they now sound like applause stop it. The Admiral Aaron walked onto the bridge and thought the crew was *sarcastically* clapping. 👏😐
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Whoever rerouted the comm panel alerts so they now sound like applause stop it. The Admiral Aaron walked onto the bridge and thought the crew was *sarcastically* clapping. 👏😐
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Whoever rerouted the comm panel alerts so they now sound like applause stop it. The Admiral Aaron walked onto the bridge and thought the crew was *sarcastically* clapping. 👏😐
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Due to a calibration error, all door chimes now play dramatic theme music. Enter a room carefully someone nearly called Security when the captain walked in to full orchestra.
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Due to a calibration error, all door chimes now play dramatic theme music. Enter a room carefully someone nearly called Security when the captain walked in to full orchestra.
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Due to a calibration error, all door chimes now play dramatic theme music. Enter a room carefully someone nearly called Security when the captain walked in to full orchestra.
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Due to a calibration error, all door chimes now play dramatic theme music. Enter a room carefully someone nearly called Security when the captain walked in to full orchestra.
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
The wellness survey was for actual medical concerns, not holodeck requests. Starfleet Medical has politely declined to treat “acute deficiency of beach time.” 🏖️😐
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
The wellness survey was for actual medical concerns, not holodeck requests. Starfleet Medical has politely declined to treat “acute deficiency of beach time.” 🏖️😐
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
The wellness survey was for actual medical concerns, not holodeck requests. Starfleet Medical has politely declined to treat “acute deficiency of beach time.” 🏖️😐
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
The wellness survey was for actual medical concerns, not holodeck requests. Starfleet Medical has politely declined to treat “acute deficiency of beach time.” 🏖️😐
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
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Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Environmental controls randomly switched to “tropical rainforest mode.” Until restored, please avoid Deck 6 unless you enjoy humidity, mystery puddles, and the sound of distant, judgmental parrots. 🌧️🦜
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Environmental controls randomly switched to “tropical rainforest mode.” Until restored, please avoid Deck 6 unless you enjoy humidity, mystery puddles, and the sound of distant, judgmental parrots. 🌧️🦜
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Environmental controls randomly switched to “tropical rainforest mode.” Until restored, please avoid Deck 6 unless you enjoy humidity, mystery puddles, and the sound of distant, judgmental parrots. 🌧️🦜
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Environmental controls randomly switched to “tropical rainforest mode.” Until restored, please avoid Deck 6 unless you enjoy humidity, mystery puddles, and the sound of distant, judgmental parrots. 🌧️🦜
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Someone mislabeled the food dispensers and now every meal comes with a random fortune cookie. Tactical’s said “Your phasers need balance” three times today and they’re starting to take it personally. 🥠🖖
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Someone mislabeled the food dispensers and now every meal comes with a random fortune cookie. Tactical’s said “Your phasers need balance” three times today and they’re starting to take it personally. 🥠🖖
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Someone mislabeled the food dispensers and now every meal comes with a random fortune cookie. Tactical’s said “Your phasers need balance” three times today and they’re starting to take it personally. 🥠🖖
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Someone mislabeled the food dispensers and now every meal comes with a random fortune cookie. Tactical’s said “Your phasers need balance” three times today and they’re starting to take it personally. 🥠🖖
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
The arboretum’s new “self-growing vines” have expanded into Deck 4 and claimed a lieutenant as their “emotional support human.” He’s fine, but the plants are VERY clingy. 🌿😳
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
The arboretum’s new “self-growing vines” have expanded into Deck 4 and claimed a lieutenant as their “emotional support human.” He’s fine, but the plants are VERY clingy. 🌿😳
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
The arboretum’s new “self-growing vines” have expanded into Deck 4 and claimed a lieutenant as their “emotional support human.” He’s fine, but the plants are VERY clingy. 🌿😳
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
The arboretum’s new “self-growing vines” have expanded into Deck 4 and claimed a lieutenant as their “emotional support human.” He’s fine, but the plants are VERY clingy. 🌿😳
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Whoever rerouted life support through the ship’s karaoke system, please undo it immediately. The air quality is fine, but the entire vessel now wheezes “Sweet Caroline” every time we open a door. 🎶🚪
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Whoever rerouted life support through the ship’s karaoke system, please undo it immediately. The air quality is fine, but the entire vessel now wheezes “Sweet Caroline” every time we open a door. 🎶🚪
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Whoever rerouted life support through the ship’s karaoke system, please undo it immediately. The air quality is fine, but the entire vessel now wheezes “Sweet Caroline” every time we open a door. 🎶🚪
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Whoever rerouted life support through the ship’s karaoke system, please undo it immediately. The air quality is fine, but the entire vessel now wheezes “Sweet Caroline” every time we open a door. 🎶🚪
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Due to an unexpected temporal anomaly, the entire ship is now in 1980s Miami. Half the crew are wearing sunglasses indoors, the transporter chief has a mullet, and the warp core is blasting synthwave.
#StarTrek
youtube.com/watch?v=TmLR...
Due to an unexpected temporal anomaly, the entire ship is now in 1980s Miami. Half the crew are wearing sunglasses indoors, the transporter chief has a mullet, and the warp core is blasting synthwave.
#StarTrek
youtube.com/watch?v=TmLR...
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November 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Due to an unexpected temporal anomaly, the entire ship is now in 1980s Miami. Half the crew are wearing sunglasses indoors, the transporter chief has a mullet, and the warp core is blasting synthwave.
#StarTrek
youtube.com/watch?v=TmLR...
Due to an unexpected temporal anomaly, the entire ship is now in 1980s Miami. Half the crew are wearing sunglasses indoors, the transporter chief has a mullet, and the warp core is blasting synthwave.
#StarTrek
youtube.com/watch?v=TmLR...
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Science has confirmed the ship’s mysterious “ghost” is just Ensign T’Lara’s invisible tribble experiment. Unfortunately, it’s now *reproducing invisibly.* We are at DEFCON fuzz.
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Science has confirmed the ship’s mysterious “ghost” is just Ensign T’Lara’s invisible tribble experiment. Unfortunately, it’s now *reproducing invisibly.* We are at DEFCON fuzz.
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Science has confirmed the ship’s mysterious “ghost” is just Ensign T’Lara’s invisible tribble experiment. Unfortunately, it’s now *reproducing invisibly.* We are at DEFCON fuzz.
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Science has confirmed the ship’s mysterious “ghost” is just Ensign T’Lara’s invisible tribble experiment. Unfortunately, it’s now *reproducing invisibly.* We are at DEFCON fuzz.
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Whoever keeps scheduling “mandatory fun” on the holodeck, please stop making it Battle Royale Yoga. The last session ended with six sprained egos and one missing mat.
🧘♂️💥 #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Whoever keeps scheduling “mandatory fun” on the holodeck, please stop making it Battle Royale Yoga. The last session ended with six sprained egos and one missing mat.
🧘♂️💥 #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Whoever keeps scheduling “mandatory fun” on the holodeck, please stop making it Battle Royale Yoga. The last session ended with six sprained egos and one missing mat.
🧘♂️💥 #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Whoever keeps scheduling “mandatory fun” on the holodeck, please stop making it Battle Royale Yoga. The last session ended with six sprained egos and one missing mat.
🧘♂️💥 #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
The hostile vessel that just decloaked seems unaware their weapons are offline and their comm channel is still open. Please stop rating their tactical threats like a cooking show. “7/10, nice form, terrible follow-through” is not diplomacy
#StarTrek #USSNorthstar
The hostile vessel that just decloaked seems unaware their weapons are offline and their comm channel is still open. Please stop rating their tactical threats like a cooking show. “7/10, nice form, terrible follow-through” is not diplomacy
#StarTrek #USSNorthstar
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
The hostile vessel that just decloaked seems unaware their weapons are offline and their comm channel is still open. Please stop rating their tactical threats like a cooking show. “7/10, nice form, terrible follow-through” is not diplomacy
#StarTrek #USSNorthstar
The hostile vessel that just decloaked seems unaware their weapons are offline and their comm channel is still open. Please stop rating their tactical threats like a cooking show. “7/10, nice form, terrible follow-through” is not diplomacy
#StarTrek #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Engineering reports the warp core is fine, but it’s humming the Jaws theme on its own. If it starts doing the Imperial March, abandon ship. 🫣⚡
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Engineering reports the warp core is fine, but it’s humming the Jaws theme on its own. If it starts doing the Imperial March, abandon ship. 🫣⚡
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Engineering reports the warp core is fine, but it’s humming the Jaws theme on its own. If it starts doing the Imperial March, abandon ship. 🫣⚡
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Engineering reports the warp core is fine, but it’s humming the Jaws theme on its own. If it starts doing the Imperial March, abandon ship. 🫣⚡
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
The turbolifts are now self-aware and refusing to go to Deck 3, saying it’s “hungry.” Until further notice, take the Jeffries tubes... if you dare. 😬🚪
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
The turbolifts are now self-aware and refusing to go to Deck 3, saying it’s “hungry.” Until further notice, take the Jeffries tubes... if you dare. 😬🚪
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
The turbolifts are now self-aware and refusing to go to Deck 3, saying it’s “hungry.” Until further notice, take the Jeffries tubes... if you dare. 😬🚪
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
The turbolifts are now self-aware and refusing to go to Deck 3, saying it’s “hungry.” Until further notice, take the Jeffries tubes... if you dare. 😬🚪
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Deck 8 is not a new holodeck program. Someone’s coolant leak turned it into a slip-and-slide and now Security is in pursuit of an ensign traveling at warp 0.2 in socks. 🧦💦
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Deck 8 is not a new holodeck program. Someone’s coolant leak turned it into a slip-and-slide and now Security is in pursuit of an ensign traveling at warp 0.2 in socks. 🧦💦
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Deck 8 is not a new holodeck program. Someone’s coolant leak turned it into a slip-and-slide and now Security is in pursuit of an ensign traveling at warp 0.2 in socks. 🧦💦
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Deck 8 is not a new holodeck program. Someone’s coolant leak turned it into a slip-and-slide and now Security is in pursuit of an ensign traveling at warp 0.2 in socks. 🧦💦
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Whoever reprogrammed the replicators so every coffee order plays the Red Alert klaxon you are technically correct about caffeine being a tactical necessity, but please report to Counselor Neelok for “creative consequences.” ☕🚨
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Whoever reprogrammed the replicators so every coffee order plays the Red Alert klaxon you are technically correct about caffeine being a tactical necessity, but please report to Counselor Neelok for “creative consequences.” ☕🚨
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Whoever reprogrammed the replicators so every coffee order plays the Red Alert klaxon you are technically correct about caffeine being a tactical necessity, but please report to Counselor Neelok for “creative consequences.” ☕🚨
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Whoever reprogrammed the replicators so every coffee order plays the Red Alert klaxon you are technically correct about caffeine being a tactical necessity, but please report to Counselor Neelok for “creative consequences.” ☕🚨
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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@counselor-sunna.bsky.social how does one get the new emotes? The post doesn't explain that. Thank you.
October 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
@counselor-sunna.bsky.social how does one get the new emotes? The post doesn't explain that. Thank you.