Russians are advancing in Zaporizhzhia oblast under the American flag.

the other day my wife was trying to remember a movie director and she was like "that guy, he, he did the thing.." and i thought she was being way too vague but it turned out she meant John Carpenter. and i was like "damn I'm sorry, you were actually being quite accurate"

Now is a great time to be supportive of trans people you know, or those you don't.

Actually, always is a great time to speak out against the goddamn lying ghouls trying to pretend trans people are some mysterious threat to anyone, and not just people trying to live their lives.

I’m just gonna start posting puppy pics, hope nobody minds.

This is Pickle.

I’d like to congratulate Rush Limbaugh for four years without a racist comment. I knew you’d get there, buddy

I remember watching Star Wars as a kid and asking myself, who would voluntarily join the dark side? I understood Darth Vader's motivation, but not the stormtrooper's.

We’ve had one, yes. What about SECOND Luigi?

OPM is planning to fire all employees on probation (less than one year of employment). Agencies have until noon on Wednesday to submit a list of probationary employees to the OPM and indicate whether they wish to retain them—though it has been stated that this will not make a difference.

The first migrant detainees are being flown to Guantanamo Bay today.

52 days after the 1933 appointment of a German chancellor - you know the one, right? - Dachau was opened to house political prisoners.

This is America’s speed run.

We need to stop calling these “unprecedented times.” For those of us who paid attention to history, these times are so disgustingly precedented.

Starting to wonder if the alleged autistic “strong sense of justice” is an excuse for people who don’t want to find their moral backbone

Hey. Hi.

Take a deep breath. Shoulders back. Relax your jaw. Do something in the name of self care - and maybe share it here so we can celebrate it together.

Terrible people profit from you being unwell. We’re not going to give them the satisfaction.

Read.
Read books.
Reading books is resistance.

Buy.
Buy books.
Buying books is resistance.

Share.
Share books.
Sharing books is resistance.

Celebrate
Celebrate books.
Celebrating books is resistance.

For the Daily Beast, I wrote about Pete Hegseth's confirmation hearing. If you don't want to read, I can sum it up thusly: "This is a fucking joke." www.thedailybeast.com/pete-hegseth...

The GPS has never had better comedic timing than while we listened to a spicy audiobook on the way to brunch. “She felt a burst of laughter, hot against her neck. ‘Keep to the left three lanes.’ Jane leaned in even closer and hoarsely whispered, ‘In 8.8 miles, turn right.’”

“The floor is littered with wooden dolls, dress up clothes, and, frankly, far more knives than you would expect to see scattered across a child’s bedroom.”
“What is the *correct* number of knives?!?”
#DungeonsAndDragons

I slept on Downton Abbey when it was airing, but let me be the latest to say that this show and its sass are immaculate

So, this is the social media platform that has yet to be reverse-Midas-touched? 🤞🤞